cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

Starting to pull on my pisser this weather now.

 

Compete joke.

 

45mph winds and lashings of hale.

makes you pace yourself

If this was Korea it'd be raining meals.

25 degrees in elevenerife! En route in an hour!

Chavtastic!

friday started in the snow and ended with a bottle of red on the beach

Starting to pull on my pisser this weather now.

 

Compete joke.

 

45mph winds and lashings of hale.

 

I am admittedly a #golfwanker but was in a comp at 3 over par on Sat on the 14th as the fucking heavens opened, gale force winds and hale the size of black peas covered the course.  I will say I finished nowhere near 3 over after that.  God, you weather wanker   Was fucking sun tan weather again by the time i'd finished!

Heatwave at the end of the week.

 

18 degrees on Friday.

Heatwave at the end of the week.

18 degrees on Friday.

Twenty plus Saturday. Break out your barbeque!

Grass is going to go ballistic, be able to hear it growing.

Heatwave at the end of the week.

 

18 degrees on Friday.

Same every time I go away

 

Like clockwork

 

24 degrees here today though so musn't grumble

Same every time I go away

 

Like clockwork

 

24 degrees here today though so musn't grumble

 

another fucking holiday?

another fucking holiday?

I'm working

I'm working

 

Good man.

Recruited any more fit birds?

Now this is the kind of shit we want.

 

Show me the money.

Now this is the kind of shit we want.

 

Show me the money.

 

Happy Days, mate.

 

You can probably break even in good weather.

Scorchio tomorrow.

Scorchio tomorrow.

27 today

 

81 in real money

Scorchio tomorrow.

My phone tells me it's going to be windy miller too, could you please confirm or deny?

My phone tells me it's going to be windy miller too, could you please confirm or deny?

17-18 mph eurus tomorrow.

 

I've had stronger E's.

 

Great day for hanging the washing out.

Two great cherry blossom trees in full bloom facing my back garden, wont last a week with this wind.

The mrs and i are off the Puerta Banus tomorrow morning for a few days and the forecast is for rain pretty much for the whole time we are there...just our luck :-(

Enjoy pal

Shoulders are a bit pink this morning

Sunstroke gives you some fucking mental dreams.

Bit breezy on the balcony at Old Trafford but the sun (and beer) is bloody lovely. I've had worse Monday's.

Sweating my cods off down here in the shires, just got in my car and it was about 100 degrees in there. 

Bit breezy on the balcony at Old Trafford but the sun (and beer) is bloody lovely. I've had worse Monday's.

You've had a good day