overseas Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Its the first real show of Spring here today. Had a wonderful afternoon at a friends house. Had a Pot of Tea on the go, on his wood burner, and enjoyed listening to the birds singing in the garden through the open window. Next doors appeared to be eccentric, I noticed in their garden an array of Gnomes etc. including a stone frog playing a guitar and a sort of concrete rabbit pushing a wheelbarrow. Peaceful place though, think I will pour another Pot of Tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 It better not fucking freeze tonight as I've just run out of screenwash int car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Its the first real show of Spring here today. Had a wonderful afternoon at a friends house. Had a Pot of Tea on the go, on his wood burner, and enjoyed listening to the birds singing in the garden through the open window. Next doors appeared to be eccentric, I noticed in their garden an array of Gnomes etc. including a stone frog playing a guitar and a sort of concrete rabbit pushing a wheelbarrow. Peaceful place though, think I will pour another Pot of Tea.Sounds like it may have been embankment and his mob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted March 13, 2016 Moderators Share Posted March 13, 2016 Asda are doing some absolutely fucking massive gnomes for £25. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overseas Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Well, up until today I thought we were living in a non-magical stone age. There were people walking past wearing woollen, homespun hats that I am sure they had stolen from the Gnomes. Some in clothes that the Clangers might wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 13, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2016 Asda are doing some absolutely fucking massive gnomes for £25. No idea why, but that post just made me laugh like a nob for a full minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enzo gambaro Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 No idea why, but that post just made me laugh like a nob for a full minuteMaybe you're a nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 13, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2016 Maybe you're a nob. Without question Im buying 4 gnomes tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted March 13, 2016 Moderators Share Posted March 13, 2016 I can't get my head around it, no one goes to Asda for a gnome and you don't buy one bigger than NB and LW on impulse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Asda are doing some absolutely fucking massive gnomes for £25. I saw some in our local Asda on Saturday - they're fucking ridiculous. Surely they can't have sold many. They're about 4ft tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 A four foot gnome can't be any worse than Madine. Sign him up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overseas Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Might buy one for chez nous, something unobtrusive to talk to while I have an afternoon brew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 I saw some in our local Asda on Saturday - they're fucking ridiculous. Surely they can't have sold many. They're about 4ft tall. Are you sure you didn't just bump into little Whitt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 14, 2016 Author Share Posted March 14, 2016 It's cracking th'lags mon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 It's cracking th'lags mon. Are the shiners in shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 it is that hot up here today we may even get a certain pensioner to leave his ivory tower and see the actual job.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Are you sure you didn't just bump into little Whitt? He's never 4 foot. ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 (edited) Are the shiners in shorts? What's the weather like in Halliwell? Edited March 14, 2016 by L/H White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 What's the weather like in Haliwell? Splendid as ever I'm actually in Great Yarmouth today - it is veritably cracking the flags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 14, 2016 Author Share Posted March 14, 2016 Are the shiners in shorts? Not quite yet mate. Tomorrow is the big day. Besides, I'd wanked in the only pair of trainer socks I could find this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Besides, I'd wanked in the only pair of trainer socks I could find this morning. The left trainer sock or the right trainer sock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted March 14, 2016 Members Share Posted March 14, 2016 Forty fucking degrees here today. Autumn my arse. Can't wait for autumn to start. 26-28 every day of the week for two months solid suits me fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Forty fucking degrees here today. Autumn my arse. Can't wait for autumn to start. 26-28 every day of the week for two months solid suits me fine. Now then Bolty, you know there is nothing finer than a glorious spring day here in Blighty. Makes one glad to be alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Splendid as ever I'm actually in Great Yarmouth today - it is veritably cracking the flags Another fucking holiday? You're battering those £9.50 Sun deals this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 14, 2016 Author Share Posted March 14, 2016 The left trainer sock or the right trainer sock? Both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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