cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

It better not fucking freeze tonight as I've just run out of screenwash int car.

Its the first real show of Spring here today. Had a wonderful afternoon at a friends house. Had a Pot of Tea on the go, on his wood burner, and enjoyed listening to the birds singing in the garden through the open window. Next doors appeared to be eccentric, I noticed in their garden an array of Gnomes etc. including a stone frog playing a guitar and a sort of concrete rabbit pushing a wheelbarrow. Peaceful place though, think I will pour another Pot of Tea.

Sounds like it may have been embankment and his mob

Asda are doing some absolutely fucking massive gnomes for £25.

Well, up until today I thought we were living in a non-magical stone age. There were people walking past wearing woollen, homespun hats that I am sure they had stolen from the Gnomes. Some in clothes that the Clangers might wear.

Asda are doing some absolutely fucking massive gnomes for £25.

No idea why, but that post just made me laugh like a nob for a full minute

No idea why, but that post just made me laugh like a nob for a full minute

Maybe you're a nob.

Maybe you're a nob.

Without question

 

Im buying 4 gnomes tomorrow

I can't get my head around it, no one goes to Asda for a gnome and you don't buy one bigger than NB and LW on impulse.

Asda are doing some absolutely fucking massive gnomes for £25.

I saw some in our local Asda on Saturday - they're fucking ridiculous. Surely they can't have sold many. They're about 4ft tall.

A four foot gnome can't be any worse than Madine. Sign him up.

Might buy one for chez nous, something unobtrusive to talk to while I have an afternoon brew.

I saw some in our local Asda on Saturday - they're fucking ridiculous. Surely they can't have sold many. They're about 4ft tall.

Are you sure you didn't just bump into little Whitt?

It's cracking th'lags mon.

It's cracking th'lags mon.

 

Are the shiners in shorts?

it is that hot up here today we may even get a certain pensioner to leave his ivory tower and see the actual job....

Are you sure you didn't just bump into little Whitt?

He's never 4 foot. ????

Are the shiners in shorts?

 

What's the weather like in Halliwell?

Edited March 14, 201610 yr by L/H White

What's the weather like in Haliwell?

 

Splendid as ever

 

I'm actually in Great Yarmouth today - it is veritably cracking the flags

Are the shiners in shorts?

Not quite yet mate.

 

Tomorrow is the big day.

 

Besides, I'd wanked in the only pair of trainer socks I could find this morning.

 

Besides, I'd wanked in the only pair of trainer socks I could find this morning.

 

The left trainer sock or the right trainer sock?

Forty fucking degrees here today. Autumn my arse.

 

Can't wait for autumn to start. 26-28 every day of the week for two months solid suits me fine.

Forty fucking degrees here today. Autumn my arse.

 

Can't wait for autumn to start. 26-28 every day of the week for two months solid suits me fine.

 

Now then Bolty, you know there is nothing finer than a glorious spring day here in Blighty. Makes one glad to be alive

Splendid as ever

 

I'm actually in Great Yarmouth today - it is veritably cracking the flags

 

Another fucking holiday?

 

You're battering those £9.50 Sun deals this year.

The left trainer sock or the right trainer sock?

Both.

Another fucking holiday?

 

You're battering those £9.50 Sun deals this year.

 

I wish I'd upgraded - its windy as fuckery in this tent