cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

The fcukers were all over our local course, selfish bastards

Couldnt let the dog off as he does like to collect golf balls

Rosemary bush in the garden blew over and snapped at the base the other day. Couple of roads blocked locally with trees that have done the same. Stuck the spade in the soil to dig out the rosemary bush and the soil is like fucking concrete. Best water the garden tomorrow I reckon 

10 hours ago, Casino said:

The fcukers were all over our local course, selfish bastards

Couldnt let the dog off as he does like to collect golf balls

Go down hill to longsight. Take ours there sometimes, former driving range is great for rabbits, fairways and footpaths still relatively short and woods and pools. Should cover everything a dog needs. 

8 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

 Should cover everything a dog needs. 

Is there a little mat so my dog can drag it's arse round in a circle?

Aah, petrichor

Pissing it down here.

Been glorious for weeks first proper day back in work, outside and it’s pissing it down

26 tomorrow

28 minutes ago, L/H White said:

26 tomorrow

Happy Birthday!

It’s gonna be an absolute scorcher today 

15 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

It’s gonna be an absolute scorcher today 

Just setting up my office on the patio.

9 minutes ago, freds dad said:

Just setting up my office on the patio.

I hope office attire is string vest and handkerchief on the head 

gonna have to drench my lovely new grass tonight

3 minutes ago, L/H White said:

gonna have to drench my lovely new grass tonight

It pissed it down yesterday 

5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

It pissed it down yesterday 

Not in Bolton, it didn’t 

😁

23 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

It pissed it down yesterday 

balls all where I am mate

4 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

I hope office attire is string vest and handkerchief on the head 

Correct along with sandals and socks.

Burnt to a fucking crisp working in the garden this morning. Hat and sun cream came out for the afternoon but the horse had well and truly bolted by then. 

2 hours ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Burnt to a fucking crisp working in the garden this morning. Hat and sun cream came out for the afternoon but the horse had well and truly bolted by then. 

did the same.

She's just looked at long range weather forecast for next two weeks in Bolton.

Rain overnight, then nothing. Temperature in late teens to 20 degrees everyday.

I've got a shrub that's dried up in a customer's garden and a tree adjacent to it (in their neighbour's) going the same way.

Also saw an oak and hazel tree both with lower branches with crisped up leaves.

Himalayan balsam all over wilting away together with some knotweed (no bad thing).

From a plant's perspective, were already entering a bit of a drought.

Rumworth lodge relatively low considering it's still spring.

Another hot summer, and restrictions are almost a cert.

Buy a water butt.

You lot are spoilt with water supplies tapped off lakes. Involved in multi million pound schemes to transfer water around Dem & Cornwall at present 

1 minute ago, green genie said:

You lot are spoilt with water supplies tapped off lakes. Involved in multi million pound schemes to transfer water around Dem & Cornwall at present 

Iirc, scousers get ours.

We get it from the lakes as you say.

Time for a piss in rivi.

45-50mph winds here today.

 

46 minutes ago, gonzo said:

45-50mph winds here today.

 

The beaches been busy pal?

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

45-50mph winds here today.

 

bloody hell, that will blow our charlie off his feet