miamiwhite Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 The Sons of the Desert make the following recommendations to you directly,based on the minutes of our annual convention today. We strongly urge you to make appointment immediately to see your General Practitioner. We have noticed a massive swelling in your trousers and have come to the conclusion that you may have prostrate trouble,as you have enormous bollocks in believing that Brother Coyle is the right man to lead the once brave charges of Bolton Wanderers Football Club. A visit to an opticians is also strongly recommended,due to the fact that everybody can see the damage Mr Coyle is doing,whereas your rose tinted spectacles are clearly not helping your eyesight. We admire loyalty in a man,but believe yours is totally blind and misguided. We assume you go to the same place of worship as Coyle,as you both have the same blind faith in their underlings who are clearly incompetent at their jobs. After the initial honeymoon period following his appointment,the club has gone in reverse quicker than an Italian tank,and will continue to do so. Urgent action is strongly required Mr Gartside. If your testicle problem is all clear,then i suggest you grow some bollocks and dismiss your good friend,as any underforming manager of any company in life would expect to be fired. Rumour was rife 18 months ago,that Coyle was in the frame for the position of managing Liverpool Football Club. Again,we assume the position was as translator to a Mr K Dalglish,as Coyle clearly cannot manage a piss after 10 pints. You may have been misguided by his ''success'' in a league of 2nd rate pub league standard,but his tactical nous is appalling. His defence and midfield have always had more gaps than a Liverpudlian's CV,and his loyalty to former staff borders on the ludicrous. The Sons of the Desert though,have never had any doubt about his managerial capabilty and ability..................we all know that he has always been a shit manager. As a result of your misguided faith and loyalty to this man,thousands of proud Boltonians will make themselves heard with their big feet and empty seats. The days of continental travel is a long distant memory. The good folk of Bolton,are now preparing for invasions of the heady hotspots of Hartlepool and balmy Bournemouth. Whilst at your GP's,please make appointments for many thousands of Wanderers fans,who are suffering from problems with throats,stomach,ears,eyes and fatigue. These are the classic symptoms of being sick and tired of being fed the same bullshit,hearing the usual drivel from the hierarchy,and being force to swallow pride whilst watching rubbish Mr Coyle,be a good man and hang up your trainers Yours sincerely The Bolton Lodge ps - you owe me £25 for my bet,you prick !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAT Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 CORRECT!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onefinfrandsen Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Have to admit on a gloomy saturday night that made me chuckle, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Get Big Mick in quick, Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onefinfrandsen Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Not calling for his head yet, and not a big fan of mccarthy, but the one thing he would bring is passion and leadership which we have'nt got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pottsy Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Mccarthy, Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Big mick is experienced at championship, PL and international level He's out of work and would add that spunk and fight to the team Alternatively we could stay with the Bullshitter for another 15 games and we down in 15 th when we sack him and end up with someone like boothroyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superkev Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 (edited) The Sons of the Desert make the following recommendations to you directly,based on the minutes of our annual convention today. We strongly urge you to make appointment immediately to see your General Practitioner. We have noticed a massive swelling in your trousers and have come to the conclusion that you may have prostrate trouble,as you have enormous bollocks in believing that Brother Coyle is the right man to lead the once brave charges of Bolton Wanderers Football Club. A visit to an opticians is also strongly recommended,due to the fact that everybody can see the damage Mr Coyle is doing,whereas your rose tinted spectacles are clearly not helping your eyesight. We admire loyalty in a man,but believe yours is totally blind and misguided. We assume you go to the same place of worship as Coyle,as you both have the same blind faith in their underlings who are clearly incompetent at their jobs. After the initial honeymoon period following his appointment,the club has gone in reverse quicker than an Italian tank,and will continue to do so. Urgent action is strongly required Mr Gartside. If your testicle problem is all clear,then i suggest you grow some bollocks and dismiss your good friend,as any underforming manager of any company in life would expect to be fired. Rumour was rife 18 months ago,that Coyle was in the frame for the position of managing Liverpool Football Club. Again,we assume the position was as translator to a Mr K Dalglish,as Coyle clearly cannot manage a piss after 10 pints. You may have been misguided by his ''success'' in a league of 2nd rate pub league standard,but his tactical nous is appalling. His defence and midfield have always had more gaps than a Liverpudlian's CV,and his loyalty to former staff borders on the ludicrous. The Sons of the Desert though,have never had any doubt about his managerial capabilty and ability..................we all know that he has always been a shit manager. As a result of your misguided faith and loyalty to this man,thousands of proud Boltonians will make themselves heard with their big feet and empty seats. The days of continental travel is a long distant memory. The good folk of Bolton,are now preparing for invasions of the heady hotspots of Hartlepool and balmy Bournemouth. Whilst at your GP's,please make appointments for many thousands of Wanderers fans,who are suffering from problems with throats,stomach,ears,eyes and fatigue. These are the classic symptoms of being sick and tired of being fed the same bullshit,hearing the usual drivel from the hierarchy,and being force to swallow pride whilst watching rubbish Mr Coyle,be a good man and hang up your trainers Yours sincerely The Bolton Lodge ps - you owe me £25 for my bet,you prick !! PPs. You owe me 30 quid for my ticket today Edited August 18, 2012 by superkev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 (edited) The Sons of the Desert make the following recommendations to you directly,based on the minutes of our annual convention today. We strongly urge you to make appointment immediately to see your General Practitioner. We have noticed a massive swelling in your trousers and have come to the conclusion that you may have prostrate trouble,as you have enormous bollocks in believing that Brother Coyle is the right man to lead the once brave charges of Bolton Wanderers Football Club. A visit to an opticians is also strongly recommended,due to the fact that everybody can see the damage Mr Coyle is doing,whereas your rose tinted spectacles are clearly not helping your eyesight. We admire loyalty in a man,but believe yours is totally blind and misguided. We assume you go to the same place of worship as Coyle,as you both have the same blind faith in their underlings who are clearly incompetent at their jobs. After the initial honeymoon period following his appointment,the club has gone in reverse quicker than an Italian tank,and will continue to do so. Urgent action is strongly required Mr Gartside. If your testicle problem is all clear,then i suggest you grow some bollocks and dismiss your good friend,as any underforming manager of any company in life would expect to be fired. Rumour was rife 18 months ago,that Coyle was in the frame for the position of managing Liverpool Football Club. Again,we assume the position was as translator to a Mr K Dalglish,as Coyle clearly cannot manage a piss after 10 pints. You may have been misguided by his ''success'' in a league of 2nd rate pub league standard,but his tactical nous is appalling. His defence and midfield have always had more gaps than a Liverpudlian's CV,and his loyalty to former staff borders on the ludicrous. The Sons of the Desert though,have never had any doubt about his managerial capabilty and ability..................we all know that he has always been a shit manager. As a result of your misguided faith and loyalty to this man,thousands of proud Boltonians will make themselves heard with their big feet and empty seats. The days of continental travel is a long distant memory. The good folk of Bolton,are now preparing for invasions of the heady hotspots of Hartlepool and balmy Bournemouth. Whilst at your GP's,please make appointments for many thousands of Wanderers fans,who are suffering from problems with throats,stomach,ears,eyes and fatigue. These are the classic symptoms of being sick and tired of being fed the same bullshit,hearing the usual drivel from the hierarchy,and being force to swallow pride whilst watching rubbish Mr Coyle,be a good man and hang up your trainers Yours sincerely The Bolton Lodge ps - you owe me £25 for my bet,you prick !! That's funny; the bit about going unbeaten. Did you have a double with Rangers winning every match? Edited August 18, 2012 by boltondiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted August 18, 2012 Author Share Posted August 18, 2012 i should have a bet that coyle doesn't see out the month !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 i should have a bet that coyle doesn't see out the month !!!! No, don't Please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passmosster Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 We assume you go to the same place of worship as Coyle,as you both have the same blind faith in their underlings who are clearly incompetent at their jobs. Isn't Gartside a Catholic as well? ps - you owe me £25 for my bet,you prick !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 No, don't Please i'll refrain from making that bet. don't want to jinx coyle pissing off asap. gartside and coyle will have been at church today,praying for a miracle. even shabby singh will be laughing at us soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Negheads, well be reet a tell thee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rembrandt Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Negheads, well be reet a tell thee Have you got a timescale for that, Breightmet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banktop wanderer Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Get Big Mick in quick, Phil really? oh sod it lets get megson back in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Horwich Posted August 19, 2012 Moderators Share Posted August 19, 2012 Couldnt even be arsed reading that...what did it say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Isn't Gartside a Catholic as well? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 No must be, he's Irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 must be, he's Irish Wrong again on both counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Keep 'em coming Miamiwhite, they are actually quite funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Wrong again on both counts. Yer don't say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeOghani'sIroningBoard Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Is that prostrate as in nucular? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted August 21, 2012 Author Share Posted August 21, 2012 no that was prostrate,as in 12 beers later Coyle says saturday's performance was affected by the end of Ramadan. with Burnley marginally beating us in Muslim population,he said it affected their players who were very fast compared to ours,had a lot of hunger in their game,generally starving us of possession. we certainly played our part in the muslim festivities by being very charitable and giving alms,certain muslims may give arms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I knew Eid say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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