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Morrisons have decided the move all their products around for no fucking reason whatsoever.

 

Nobody likes change.

 

I've just had a similar problem in the arndale, they have moved HMV and no one decided to tell me!

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People who don't use pay at pump and then go and pay at the kiosk with their card for the petrol only.

 

Or my pet hate, them that treat self service tills like its a game off the crystal fucking maze. 5 items or less and if it takes you more than a minute you have to go to the back of the queue. Thick cunts

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People who don't use pay at pump and then go and pay at the kiosk with their card for the petrol only.

 

To be fair some debit cards are not accepted at the pump but are inside though. Fuel cards can also only be used inside.

 

However if your card IS accepted I agree.

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following on form that note folk who insist on using the pumps where the tank is, the hoses stretch to both sides

I must admit, I do find that incredibly irritating as well. It's amazing how many people will wait for ages and ages just so they don't have to stretch the hose over their car

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Websites with embedded sound/video that automatically starts and you have to scroll around to find out where the fuck it's coming from.

Indeed, most annoying when that happens when I am at work. The worst offender for me is the Bolton News website, which I think yesterday started spouting something about Manchester City, before I managed to find my "mute" button

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Indeed, most annoying when that happens when I am at work. The worst offender for me is the Bolton News website, which I think yesterday started spouting something about Manchester City, before I managed to find my "mute" button

 

that really grates my knob, because it does it on every pissing page.

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pop ups on porn sites.

 

specificly the ones where a scantly clad female appears in a babestation stylee with 'hello gonzo' written in a chat box at the bottom of the screen....

 

how the fuck does she know my name?...and its quite clearly not live.

 

piss off and let me enjoy my gang bang tube.

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The end of the A666 where it merges with the M61 and fuckers have stayed in the outside lanes of the A666 but then force their way across 3 lanes (to get on the East bound M60) whilst folk are trying to get from the M61 to the M60.

 

I looked someone square in the eye this morning, shook my head and told him to fuck off. That'll learn him.

 

I absolutely detest that junction. Which planners thought it would be a good idea and why has there never been any sort of flyover/underpass built to sort it out??

 

The amount of times Ive been at that junction and thought how the fuck can it be improved

 

Had an idea to solve the 5 lanes of traffic merging and crossing each other, pissing everyone off and the ensuing M61 crawl sometimes to Horwich.

 

You'd reduce that immediately by sending M60 clockwise bound traffic from the A666, down the east lancs slip road, and build a new link from there back to lane 1 of the M61. Wouldnt need any new structures or owt so it wouldnt be ridiculous cost.

 

So convinced was I of its merit I emailed the Highways Agency. Heard fuck all.

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it was COYLE for geting him the sack ITKFACT

 

miami work up with a horses head in is bed

 

no,i got divorced from her years ago :thumbsup:

 

i'm half expecting a teetotal bible basher to knock on my door once he knows where i live. Owen,i've 2 houses,one next door to Witches Path in Morris Green and my holiday home is a ramshackle caravan near Blackpoo,i answer to the name of A.

 

Conspiracy theory time again - coyle was defo our mystery hacker...the site hasn't gone under heavy volume of hits,that's due to gartside taking coyle's reebok key off him for being a naughty boy and getting us all in trouble

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following on form that note folk who insist on using the pumps where the tank is, the hoses stretch to both sides

 

For some (not me), stretching the hose over your car means you get two dirty smelly fuel besmirched hands rather than just one. Still, that's what your jeans are for.

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The amount of times Ive been at that junction and thought how the fuck can it be improved

 

Had an idea to solve the 5 lanes of traffic merging and crossing each other, pissing everyone off and the ensuing M61 crawl sometimes to Horwich.

 

You'd reduce that immediately by sending M60 clockwise bound traffic from the A666, down the east lancs slip road, and build a new link from there back to lane 1 of the M61. Wouldnt need any new structures or owt so it wouldnt be ridiculous cost.

 

So convinced was I of its merit I emailed the Highways Agency. Heard fuck all.

 

JayJay. You are currently on holiday in Las Vegas. WTF are you doing on here posting about changes to traffic junctions?

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