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I went past the Reebok about half an hour ago. No traffic on the roads, and the orange skiddy light thingie kept coming on my dashboard.

I really don't think it'll be on tomorrow unless it rains and it's currently snowing like one of those tacky globes from Blackpool,

 

 

That orange skiddy thing

 

I've got one, what does it do?

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Late shout on this one, In x 4 ESL. Switching to the other side for this. Printed tickets at home but after just coming back from Middlebrook I may have been better going in person and getting proper tickets. I'll probably have lost 4 bits of paper by the time it's rearranged!

Having said that Palace managed to get it on last week with their 2 snowflakes on Friday so there's hope yet.

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Glad someone else has seen that.

Is that racist?

 

Probably.

 

The irony is that things like turn ups on jeans are hip right now, especially if you are wearing Japanese selvedge denim. Not that your average scrote would know that.

 

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In your Liverpool slums

You look in the dustbin for something to eat

You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat

In your Liverpool slums

 

In your Liverpool slums

You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath

You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh

In your Liverpool slums

 

In your Liverpool slums

You speak in an accent exceedingly rare

You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair

In your Liverpool slums

 

In your Liverpool slums

Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick

You can't get a job cos you're too fucking thick

In your Liverpool slums

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In your Liverpool slums

You look in the dustbin for something to eat

You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat

In your Liverpool slums

 

In your Liverpool slums

You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath

You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh

In your Liverpool slums

 

In your Liverpool slums

You speak in an accent exceedingly rare

You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair

In your Liverpool slums

 

In your Liverpool slums

Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick

You can't get a job cos you're too fucking thick

In your Liverpool slums

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If you get questioned at the ground, make sure you use the follwing rules:

 

Language

 

'Eye Cocker' = Yes mate

'snever me gets om' = As soon as i get home

'FOOK OFF MUNICH' = Go away Manchester United fans

'Chips babies yead n peah whet' = Chipped potato's, Steak Pudding and pea Soup

 

 

Clothes

 

The following is acceptable.

 

Mckenzie EVERYTHING

Fake Burberry hat

Denim (they love a bit of Denim in Bolton). Jacket AND Jeans...food staines for extra points.

Turn-ups MUST be added to leg wear.

Doc Martins

Hair down your neck

Hooped Ear-rings

tattoo's on your face

BNP clothing range

 

 

Follow these rules lads, and you will piss it now probs.

 

Oh, and stay away from Scotts, they are really hard, and will fight you to the death.

 

Be safe.

Last edited by Pabbers; Today at
04:27 PM
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That was for all you lurkers.

 

Enjoy.

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