April 5, 201313 yr John logie Baird - TV Kirkpatrick Macmillan - Bicycle Alexander Graham Bell - Telephone (giving a bell!) Robet Burns - poet, pisshead & excise man Sean Connery... up til Craig the best James Bond ever Lord Joseph Lister - pioneer of anesthetics Lord Kelvin - so good he has a temp scale named after him charles mackintosh - inventor of waterproof clothing (appropriate) TennentsCaledonian for fueling my fervour William Patterson - Founder of your precious Bank of England Adaa Smith - the founder of economics as we know it (cunt) John Macadam - invented tarmac Jock Stein - finest manager ever in football Bill shankly - second best Thomas Telford - finest civil engineer ever with many of his bridges still bein used Jim Baxter - sat on ball taking piss out of the world champions at wembley in 67 Alex Feguson - the biggest red nosed arsehole ever to grace english football Drr Heenrry Duncaan -Founder of first savings baank Ian Brady - we're not all good Thomas Hamilton - ditto James Chalmers - adhesive postage stamp Alan McMasters - Toaster //alexander Fleming - made penecylin usable James Dewar - Thermos Flask Robert Davidson - First electric locomotive William Dickson - Motion picture camera John Boyd Dunlop - the pneumatic rubber tyre James Bowman Lindsay - The constant electric light bulb Hohn Sheppard-Barron - ATM cash machines getting bored now as there are loads more
April 5, 201313 yr Really? I thought it was supposed to be the worlds thinnest book? When your language is adopted the world over (even by Scotland) and your system of government is the pre eminent one, you know you've made it. 101 uses for a sheeps stomach doesn't cut it.
April 5, 201313 yr John logie Baird - TV Kirkpatrick Macmillan - Bicycle Alexander Graham Bell - Telephone (giving a bell!) Robet Burns - poet, pisshead & excise man Sean Connery... up til Craig the best James Bond ever Lord Joseph Lister - pioneer of anesthetics Lord Kelvin - so good he has a temp scale named after him charles mackintosh - inventor of waterproof clothing (appropriate) TennentsCaledonian for fueling my fervour William Patterson - Founder of your precious Bank of England Adaa Smith - the founder of economics as we know it (cunt) John Macadam - invented tarmac Jock Stein - finest manager ever in football Bill shankly - second best Thomas Telford - finest civil engineer ever with many of his bridges still bein used Jim Baxter - sat on ball taking piss out of the world champions at wembley in 67 Alex Feguson - the biggest red nosed arsehole ever to grace english football Drr Heenrry Duncaan -Founder of first savings baank Ian Brady - we're not all good Thomas Hamilton - ditto James Chalmers - adhesive postage stamp Alan McMasters - Toaster //alexander Fleming - made penecylin usable James Dewar - Thermos Flask Robert Davidson - First electric locomotive William Dickson - Motion picture camera John Boyd Dunlop - the pneumatic rubber tyre James Bowman Lindsay - The constant electric light bulb Hohn Sheppard-Barron - ATM cash machines getting bored now as there are loads more Despite al that, Scotland is still a shit country, and cluttered with cunts
April 5, 201313 yr Despite al that, Scotland is still a shit country, and cluttered with cunts I have half an idea that Jazza intended to type influenzal Scots.
April 5, 201313 yr Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop? That's tickled me. Looking at Jazza's list though, am suprised he found room for Sean Connery and Ian Brady, yet not Andy Murray.
April 5, 201313 yr That's tickled me. Looking at Jazza's list though, am suprised he found room for Sean Connery and Ian Brady, yet not Andy Murray. murrays got lots of englsh blood in his ancestry jazza knows the score
April 5, 201313 yr Despite al that, Scotland is still a shit country, and cluttered with cunts I don't think that's right, I don't think Scotchland is a shit copuntry, up in the highlands is some of the most beautiful countryside on this marvellous island, so as a location I don't think there is anything wrong with it. Scotchland is only ruined by one thing.....
April 5, 201313 yr Dr Finlay and his Casebook. Mind, if he was around now it'd be Facebook. I reckon he was knocking off Janet
April 5, 201313 yr Dennis Nilsen Burke & Hare - technically Irish but practised in Edinburgh Edited April 5, 201313 yr by H
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