jazza Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 John logie Baird - TV Kirkpatrick Macmillan - Bicycle Alexander Graham Bell - Telephone (giving a bell!) Robet Burns - poet, pisshead & excise man Sean Connery... up til Craig the best James Bond ever Lord Joseph Lister - pioneer of anesthetics Lord Kelvin - so good he has a temp scale named after him charles mackintosh - inventor of waterproof clothing (appropriate) TennentsCaledonian for fueling my fervour William Patterson - Founder of your precious Bank of England Adaa Smith - the founder of economics as we know it (cunt) John Macadam - invented tarmac Jock Stein - finest manager ever in football Bill shankly - second best Thomas Telford - finest civil engineer ever with many of his bridges still bein used Jim Baxter - sat on ball taking piss out of the world champions at wembley in 67 Alex Feguson - the biggest red nosed arsehole ever to grace english football Drr Heenrry Duncaan -Founder of first savings baank Ian Brady - we're not all good Thomas Hamilton - ditto James Chalmers - adhesive postage stamp Alan McMasters - Toaster //alexander Fleming - made penecylin usable James Dewar - Thermos Flask Robert Davidson - First electric locomotive William Dickson - Motion picture camera John Boyd Dunlop - the pneumatic rubber tyre James Bowman Lindsay - The constant electric light bulb Hohn Sheppard-Barron - ATM cash machines getting bored now as there are loads more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted April 5, 2013 Members Share Posted April 5, 2013 Really? I thought it was supposed to be the worlds thinnest book? When your language is adopted the world over (even by Scotland) and your system of government is the pre eminent one, you know you've made it. 101 uses for a sheeps stomach doesn't cut it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Rab C - dictated a lifestyle choice and look for millions of sweaties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 what did that JAMES WATT feller do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 and what about my wife she is a famous jock for puting up with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted April 5, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2013 Bruce Rioch - inventor of proper football at Burnden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Copying wikipedia is hard work init you jock cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted April 5, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2013 Didn't invent Buckfast or Methadone though eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Can't believe you missed Jimmy Krackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Can't believe you missed Jimmy Krackie leave NB out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted April 5, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2013 Connor Macleod of the clan Macleod Jimmy Krankie - ginger lady boy dwarf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted April 5, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2013 Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 John logie Baird - TV Kirkpatrick Macmillan - Bicycle Alexander Graham Bell - Telephone (giving a bell!) Robet Burns - poet, pisshead & excise man Sean Connery... up til Craig the best James Bond ever Lord Joseph Lister - pioneer of anesthetics Lord Kelvin - so good he has a temp scale named after him charles mackintosh - inventor of waterproof clothing (appropriate) TennentsCaledonian for fueling my fervour William Patterson - Founder of your precious Bank of England Adaa Smith - the founder of economics as we know it (cunt) John Macadam - invented tarmac Jock Stein - finest manager ever in football Bill shankly - second best Thomas Telford - finest civil engineer ever with many of his bridges still bein used Jim Baxter - sat on ball taking piss out of the world champions at wembley in 67 Alex Feguson - the biggest red nosed arsehole ever to grace english football Drr Heenrry Duncaan -Founder of first savings baank Ian Brady - we're not all good Thomas Hamilton - ditto James Chalmers - adhesive postage stamp Alan McMasters - Toaster //alexander Fleming - made penecylin usable James Dewar - Thermos Flask Robert Davidson - First electric locomotive William Dickson - Motion picture camera John Boyd Dunlop - the pneumatic rubber tyre James Bowman Lindsay - The constant electric light bulb Hohn Sheppard-Barron - ATM cash machines getting bored now as there are loads more Despite al that, Scotland is still a shit country, and cluttered with cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted April 5, 2013 Members Share Posted April 5, 2013 Despite al that, Scotland is still a shit country, and cluttered with cunts I have half an idea that Jazza intended to type influenzal Scots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted April 5, 2013 Members Share Posted April 5, 2013 Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop? That's tickled me. Looking at Jazza's list though, am suprised he found room for Sean Connery and Ian Brady, yet not Andy Murray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Or Ian Black and Thomas Hamilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted April 5, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2013 That's tickled me. Looking at Jazza's list though, am suprised he found room for Sean Connery and Ian Brady, yet not Andy Murray. murrays got lots of englsh blood in his ancestry jazza knows the score Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Despite al that, Scotland is still a shit country, and cluttered with cunts This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Despite al that, Scotland is still a shit country, and cluttered with cunts I don't think that's right, I don't think Scotchland is a shit copuntry, up in the highlands is some of the most beautiful countryside on this marvellous island, so as a location I don't think there is anything wrong with it. Scotchland is only ruined by one thing..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Duncan Ferguson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 5, 2013 Author Share Posted April 5, 2013 Duncan Ferguson He goes in the Thomas Hamilton, Ian Brady category Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 if ever there was a case of near miss.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HR Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Mel Gibson - For being so convincing in his accurate potrayal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Dr Finlay and his Casebook. Mind, if he was around now it'd be Facebook. I reckon he was knocking off Janet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 (edited) Dennis Nilsen Burke & Hare - technically Irish but practised in Edinburgh Edited April 5, 2013 by H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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