little whitt Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 say if your wife / girlfrind / boyfriend / fuckbuddy had had the trots all week and you were going to shag her but she wanted BUMFUN would it put you off knowing she had the trots the week before ????????????????????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 oh the potential this thread has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted May 21, 2013 Members Share Posted May 21, 2013 Whitt, is this you just wondering, or are you in a genuine quandry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) I was reading something some bint wrote about that 'Skint!' programme - which she hadn't actually watched, but she thought it was obviously Tory scum propaganda, probably... Anyway, she had a really strange navigation on her page - I ended up reading another page of her's - about young girls, lads and the rise of anal as being 'expected', including the fact uninvited entry is becoming so commonplace that certain 'agony aunt' advice style sites recommend wearing crotchless knickers during sex (to stop rear entry)! What's the world coming to? I'll try and find the link. Edit: Well I found the link - it's hard going as wanking tackle with some la-di-da clever words and phraseology - but it's quite possible to have a sly one over it... http://therealsgm.bl...sing-point.html This is the link that advises wearing crotchless pants... http://vagendamag.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/avoiding-anal.html?showComment=1368793918331 This is her damning criticism of something she didn't watch (Skint!). http://therealsgm.bl...tory-party.html Edited May 21, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted May 21, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2013 So, to paraphrase. Your worried about the consistency of the shit inside the arse your about to put your pecker into? I don't think it honestly matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted May 21, 2013 Members Share Posted May 21, 2013 ... and the rise of anal as being 'expected', Quite bloody right too. I always expect to receive it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 shirley if shes had the trots all the shit would be out now, seems like you're good to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted May 21, 2013 Members Share Posted May 21, 2013 So, to paraphrase. Your worried about the consistency of the shit inside the arse your about to put your pecker into? I don't think it honestly matters. I'm guessing here (always dangerous when trying to second guess Whitt) that he's worried about being balls deep and then unexpectedly being covered head to toe (a small surface area, granted) - think mentos vs diet coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I thought long and hard about opening this thread... it could've been a lot worse.... it's early yet though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 a nice bit of warm runny shit down the japs eye is great, especially when you squirt it back out all over her face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted May 21, 2013 Moderators Share Posted May 21, 2013 unless she's not 100% better yet, I dare say it doesn't make any difference, something is going to smell a bit of poo come the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Do her through a gloryhole so if there's any blowback it'll be minimal (for you at least) then get her to give you a blow job to finish off to clear any residue HTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 21, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2013 I assume Whitt gets her to rinse his cock with her piss at the end anyway. Surprised he's even all that bothered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I'd expect if she's got the squits it'd be similar to the consistency of a steak pudding from the chippy - the stuff leaking onto your cock and dribbling down your ballsack. If it went in your hair, head hair - and you don't have a suedehead then you'd have to comb it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I'd expect if she's got the squits it'd be similar to the consistency of a steak pudding from the chippy - the stuff leaking onto your cock and dribbling down your ballsack. If it went in your hair, head hair - and you don't have a suedehead then you'd have to comb it in. Youri please this is a serious discussion, no time for jokes like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oggybwfc Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 No problem putting my dick in,I would probably think twice about rimming though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted May 21, 2013 Members Share Posted May 21, 2013 If it went in your hair, head hair - and you don't have a suedehead then you'd have to comb it in. It's been a while since LW had hair. Here's an old photo of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 It's been a while since LW had hair. Here's an old photo of him. I see he's got previous experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Fucking coffee everywhere! Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesRight Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 No problem putting my dick in,I would probably think twice about rimming though. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Good fucking God... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Actually, if she's loose it could save on lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Whit, I know I've asked before, but where do you meet these SLAGS who prefer POO PIPE action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 21, 2013 Author Share Posted May 21, 2013 Whit, I know I've asked before, but where do you meet these SLAGS who prefer POO PIPE action? SCUNTHORPE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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