You got a box like this yet?

 

 

Whats the script, you meeting her at the airport?  Which one, what time.

 

I hope theres smoke coming out of it this time next week.

Lot of people changing their tune now it's going great for the lad.. WELL DONE JAZZA

 

Don't suppose you fancy going to Romania do you?

 

We could have a whip round.

Jaz, when you got out tonight, watch your drinks mate, they'll prob stick some date rape in your drink.

Lot of people changing their tune now it's going great for the lad.. WELL DONE JAZZA

 

 

No doubt you are premature in all things? You certainly were with the DW winners.

 

It's the first day and he's had a shag. Hardly happy ever after. He might end up with an 8 ball taped in his gob and a pool cue up his clackervalve tonight until such time as he gives them all of his bank details.

 

Like the vast majority on here, I will be chuffed if it actually works out; all above board and she becomes a McCeaucescu.

 

I wouldn't be betting my life savings on it just yet.

Don't suppose you fancy going to Romania do you?

 

We could have a whip round.

 

 

Can I whip him first?

Can I whip him first?

 

There's a queue forming....

Don't think anyone had said 'I hope he gets shafted'

 

Many gave him words of warning and/or advice. Rightly so because there's a high chance of what he's doing becoming sour but when your cock rules your brain anything goes and all reason goes out of the window.

 

He's a fucking drunken mentalist jock but he's our fucking drunken mentalist jock.

 

You're just a limp penis.

Many gave him words of warning and/or advice. Rightly so

He's a fucking drunken mentalist jock but he's our fucking drunken mentalist jock.

 

You're just a limp penis.

This with the town hall bells on

Well I didn't come here to teach her the second verse of flower of scotland

 

 

Trick answer.

 

There is no 2nd verse, it's just drunken mumbling.

 

Anyway, crack on J, sounds like you're having a ball.

Rebellious Scotch to crush.

God save the Queen!

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Lot of people changing their tune now it's going great for the lad.. WELL DONE JAZZA

 

Thanks but I'm 100% sure that nobody that's posted on this thread wanted to hear of me in a kebab.

 

Some don't like me on here but to be fair to them they have left this thread alone.

 

I'm visiting her house now & see the stuff she's packed so no matter what the and are... She definately intends coming to Scotland... & she's excited!

 

She's a nice person, as I knew before I came

Any chance of a gash pic Jaz?

Nice lad is Jazza, I worry about what hes up to every time I switch on to Wanderersways, however he is one of lifes survivors he will be reet.

I'm glad its working out Jazza and as a celebration have commissioned an artwork of yourself outside your caravan next to Mount Carling

Any chance of a gash pic Jaz?

 

 

It isn't in his forehead yet 

It isn't in his forehead yet

Haha

 

Post her address on here Jaz

Glad he is safe.

 

But, I went to Romania watching our mob.  Orrible place, and you know when it was the most dodgy ?? When we went playing pool!!!

 

The Pool hall's are full of Gangsters & Hookers, looking to fleece you of your hard earned 50p!!!!

Any chance of a gash pic Jaz?

Not even seen her boat race yet, but she does look like a poster on here from behind

Not even seen her boat race yet, but she does look like a poster on here from behind

 

 

 

Smiley?

Long time lurker, some time poster, but sweet Jesus

 

I would have been this

 

 

but fair fucks to you 

Since it seems to be going so well, can I get better odds on him getting bummed/murdered?

Not even seen her boat race yet, but she does look like a poster on here from behind

I know, I had the same photo sent to me about 5 years ago

Glad it's going well for you jazza. You have got massive balls for doing what you have just done. Probably not that big right now though.

Any chance of a gash pic Jaz?

 

Don't do it Jazza, show the lady some respect.

 

A quick flash of the tits would be OK though.

Let's hope you've still got your balls on your return to Blighty, eh?

I know, I had the same photo sent to me about 5 years ago

I'm just checked and Greece didn't have cattle diseases from 2004 onwards, I'm safe