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Half Time Prayers

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  • Regarding feet, if someone's just come out of the toilet having had a massive, messy dump that's taken half of a toilet roll and five moist wipes to clean up, you'd be disgusted if they didn't wash th

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What? It's true...

 

I couldn't give a shiny shite either way, I don't click on them, but there's sinister overtones to all this - advertisers aren't going to take the fact you can skip adverts on telly now, lying down.

 

Anyone who's got a Gmail will have noticed a new development this past couple of weeks (regarding Youtube and linked clips).

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What? It's true...

 

I couldn't give a shiny shite either way,

But you mention it enough.

I'm off topic anyway, somewhere I used to work - years ago, there used to regularly be footprints on the toilet seat. Some filthy p*ki was probably standing on it to have a shit, well that or stepping on it to close the window just above the toilet - I never found out which, never caught them in the act,

Im sure someone will be on to advise shoes are cleaner than bottoms.

Depends if someone's tossed the salad or not.

Im sure someone will be on to advise shoes are cleaner than bottoms.

 

When he's finished scoring own goals.

Violence on behalf of, or against religion is terrible

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"The World Ecumenical Council meeting is always a good excuse for a fucking good bundle, and 2012 was no exception. We turned up mob handed at the Wembley Conference Centre - couple of lay preachers, the grave digger and his mate, and half the parochial church council. We blended in well and found ourselves in a lecture by Paster Maldonardo, the archdeacon of Rio, on religious tolerance and the role of the church in world peace.  Call went up and we piled in big time; great thing was, the other UK lads were bang on the mark as well. I remember "The Guvnor", John Sentamu, Archbishop of York and hardest cunt in Church Violence, facing up the rector of some God-foresaken hamlet in the fucking outback of Argentina who frantically tried to reason with him by quoting Job 16:17.
"yet my hands have been free of violence and my prayer is pure" he jabbered. Sentamu just smiled as he nutted the cunt. I piled on to the podium and layed into the speaker, but as I turned in triumph I saw Sentamu's smile turn to horror.  We'd fallen for the oldest trick in the Good Book - an ambush.  The curtains behind the podium were drawn back to reveal 200 members of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, half of them tooled up. Fuck me - carnage ensued, and in those circumstances you have to look after number 1. As I dashed out of the hall I saw Terry Waite lying in a pool of his own sick and being kicked to fuck by three Zimbabwean misionaries. "Sorry mate", I thought, "It's every priest for himself".
As I savoured the cool air outside the hall I vowed revenge on them Yank bastards, and it came soon enough...."

 

Some filthy p*ki 

 

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Why bad manners and disgusting?

 

When I use the sink I turn the tap on, put soap on my hands, wash under the tap and then turn it off.

 

Do you fill it up to the top and have a full-on stand up wash?

When the reebok was full every other week some people would piss in the sinks at half time.

And the rest of your leftist cable.

 

 

That would be Vince would it? Cabal FFS.

The feet in the sink thing might be odd but hygienically it's not particularly disgusting or unclean. We've got a special little trough thing at ground level here for them, leaving the sinks free for us to squeeze spots into, groz into, wash our hands in after we've picked dangleberries out of our anus hair etc. Nothing you can do in a sink with your feet is any more disgusting than what an infidel does in there with his hands.

 

Prayer times in the UK differ slightly from day to day. Sunday, when this game was, there was a 4.06pm prayer and a 5.56pm. Appn it was one of those.

 

 

 

It's such an obvious point to make that I almost can't be arsed but the day we take guidance on things like this from Iran is the day to pack up.

 

Like the other clown, you miss the point entirely.As far as I understand, no one in East London was torn to pieces in this incident. 1-0 for the good guys then eh?

 

The point was about tolerance of foreign practices. Show some fucking respect for where you are and don't pour petrol on the flames. I am an atheist but even a thick cunt like me has half an idea that the UK is a Christian country. It's inflammatory and you know it. So many are now there that they will continue to push the boundaries until the fuse is properly lit.

It's not though is it. You can level a lot of accusations at some Muslims, but not once has one tried to preach the word of Allah to me.

 

 

I don't have to wheel out a certain photograph of you in your burkha in a mosque do I? I have retained the evidence.

 

You aren't the 'White Widower' are you?

Like the other clown, you miss the point entirely.As far as I understand, no one in East London was torn to pieces in this incident. 1-0 for the good guys then eh?

 

The point was about tolerance of foreign practices. Show some fucking respect for where you are and don't pour petrol on the flames. I am an atheist but even a thick cunt like me has half an idea that the UK is a Christian country. It's inflammatory and you know it. So many are now there that they will continue to push the boundaries until the fuse is properly lit.

 

Whether or not the UK is a christian country is not a given, but as we saw on the gay thread last week you do have trouble with questions of identity.

 

The instant reaction of the Daily Mail mentality to the behaviour of minorities no matter what they do good or bad is to say 'imagine if we went to their country and did that' and it's predictable and boring. Why it's remotely relevant what would happen in the fantasy situation involving Celtic and Athletico Tehran you brought up is unknown.

Whether or not the UK is a christian country is not a given, but as we saw on the gay thread last week you do have trouble with questions of identity.

 

The instant reaction of the Daily Mail mentality to the behaviour of minorities no matter what they do good or bad is to say 'imagine if we went to their country and did that' and it's predictable and boring. Why it's remotely relevant what would happen in the fantasy situation involving Celtic and Athletico Tehran you brought up is unknown.

Well stated. As mentioned before, no one looks clever out of this incident and to the compare Lee Rigby situation to a few blokes praying rightly or wrongly is a bit mental.

I don't have to wheel out a certain photograph of you in your burkha in a mosque do I? I have retained the evidence.

 

You aren't the 'White Widower' are you?

Have you ever seen the white widower and me in the same room? The plot thickens.

 

It wasn't a burkha mind, it was more of a nativity play type gown. And I reckon I was fair game to get a good preaching to seen as I was in a foreign country and I'd asked to have a look around.

 

The Immam was a top bloke mind and made a belting brew. And not once did he encourage me to commit an atrocity for the Jihad. Happy days!

Yeah, but they smell of curry.

Yeah, but they smell of curry.

A good point - well made.

Christian country! The only reason folk go is to get into Canon Slade or because they are in St Peter's waiting room.

Yeah, but they smell of curry.

 

Our national dish.

Christian country! The only reason folk go is to get into Canon Slade or because they are in St Peter's waiting room.

 

 

FFS, I find myself agreeing with thee now.

 

If it was my decision, all religions would be outlawed. No doubt plenty will argue but I really fail to see any point at which the good outweighs the bad.

 

A crutch for the weak (or intellectually challenged) maybe. That's about it.

Whether or not the UK is a christian country is not a given, but as we saw on the gay thread last week you do have trouble with questions of identity.

 

The instant reaction of the Daily Mail mentality to the behaviour of minorities no matter what they do good or bad is to say 'imagine if we went to their country and did that' and it's predictable and boring. Why it's remotely relevant what would happen in the fantasy situation involving Celtic and Athletico Tehran you brought up is unknown.

 

 

I never mentioned Athletico Tehran. Does such a club exist?

 

Not a given? Double fucking bollocks with an egg on top. Who is our head of state then and what other position does she hold which binds church and state?

Have you ever seen the white widower and me in the same room? The plot thickens.

 

It wasn't a burkha mind, it was more of a nativity play type gown. And I reckon I was fair game to get a good preaching to seen as I was in a foreign country and I'd asked to have a look around.

 

The Immam was a top bloke mind and made a belting brew. And not once did he encourage me to commit an atrocity for the Jihad. Happy days!

 

I have my eye on thee  :D

Esteghlal are Tehran's top team.

Our national dish.

 

 

Exactly, they are here to serve.

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