I love reading stuff like this

 

Makes a very shit season a tad better

 

I know it's very early days and we've not seen a lot of em, but I hope they can be part of our promotion campaign next season.

 

I was very impressed with Kellett when he come on Saturday.

 

These are our lads, and I bloody love it.

 

Andy Kellett ‏@andykellett28 Apr 22

Honoured to make my debut for the club I'v always supported!!

 

oscar threlkeld ‏@oscar_threlkeld Apr 26

want to thank you all for the kind messages!! it was a dream come true to play for the team ive always supported

 

COYFWM

Been transferred to chorley

kellett is shite...fact

Thanks for the heads up, I'm going to boo his every touch Saturday.

Ye I remember that.

 

 

Replaced Jared Borgetti, our star Mexican striker. To much confusion. 

I'm delighted we have some young uns coming through but don't remember this amount of pride when fat sam played the kids like Holden and Hunt on the last day v Sheff Utd, Hunt even scored

 

just hope they're good enough, Hunt was and he never got any plaudits

 

is it because we have more exposure to the youth team these days and have seen most of them coming through over the past few years?

I'm delighted we have some young uns coming through but don't remember this amount of pride when fat sam played the kids like Holden and Hunt on the last day v Sheff Utd, Hunt even scored

 

just hope they're good enough, Hunt was and he never got any plaudits

 

is it because we have more exposure to the youth team these days and have seen most of them coming through over the past few years?

Hunt got a lot of plaudits initially...he was England u21 international and was correctly lauded

 

Until it all went to his head and suddenly became BWFC's most hated man

Great to see Kellett, Lester, Youngs and Threlkeld all making their league debuts for us, I'd like to see Illiev and Clough get a run out at the weekend too.

 

I had no idea Threlkeld was a local lad, thought he was a foreigner!

Great to see Kellett, Lester, Youngs and Threlkeld all making their league debuts for us, I'd like to see Illiev and Clough get a run out at the weekend too.

 

I had no idea Threlkeld was a local lad, thought he was a foreigner!

 

He his. He's from Farnworrth.

He his. He's from Farnworrth.

And his grandad's been banging about him since he was about 14. Really pleased for him and Oscar, honourary kearsleyite

He his. He's from Farnworrth.

Lets hope he has a career similar to the last full back from Farnworth Tommy Banks.

kellett is shite...fact

 

 

Woah, Even with a bad back I have seen him kick fuck out of Mick McManus

kellett is shite...fact

Now this might be a whoosh moment but fuck me give him a chance!!!

Woah, Even with a bad back I have seen him kick fuck out of Mick McManus

Great to see Kellett, Lester, Youngs and Threlkeld all making their league debuts for us, I'd like to see Illiev and Clough get a run out at the weekend too.

 

I had no idea Threlkeld was a local lad, thought he was a foreigner!

 

Threlkeld is a village in Cumbrialand.

I remember Big Sam bringing on Sam Ashton, a goalkeeper, as an outfield player at Watford because he was a lifelong Bolton supporter. 

 

I thought of asking him about that when I was stood behind his goal at a recent Chorley game.

Didn't want to put him off though.

Threlkeld is a village in Cumbrialand.

Cheers, Wiki.

We've got a second verse!!

 

Neil Danns has got two hands,

Oscar Threlkeld has got two legs.

 

 

Proud as fuck for the two young lads, hope they play on Sat and get a good reception.

He was on twitter saying that, wondered what he was on about

I thought of asking him about that when I was stood behind his goal at a recent Chorley game.

Didn't want to put him off though.

 

I think BSA played him because he knew he was likely to be released at the end of the season. So it was his only opportunity to play for Bolton. All heart, that Sam.

Good luck to the lads, always great to see youth players get on the pitch.

And in addition to the information from Malcolm, if you ever visit Threlkeld make sure you go in The Salutation aka The Sally. Barmaid. 20's. 36DD. That's all I'm saying.

Threlkeld is a village in Cumbrialand.

Ashton is a shithole near rochdale''but we still gave sam a chance!!

Ashton is a shithole near rochdale''but we still gave sam a chance!!

 

It's also a shit hole in Wigan.

It's also a shit hole in Wigan.

How can you have a shit hole in Wigan ? can you have a shit hole in a shit hole

A genital wart on the scrotum of Lancashire.

It's also a shit hole in Wigan.

And one in Tameside too

And one in Tameside too

I've a feeling that's the one jonnycooper said was near Rochdale.