January 29, 201511 yr "I'm playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order." We have a winner.
January 29, 201511 yr Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.
January 30, 201511 yr “I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.”
January 30, 201511 yr Plugs. What kind of plugs? A rubber one, bathroom. What size? Thirteen amp. I was never a big fan, but that's the funniest comedy sketch I've ever seen, we are talking uncontrollable laughter. http://youtu.be/oaGpaj2nHIo
January 30, 201511 yr "Look at you stuffing your face, sweets sweets sweets, your like a dustbin. No I dont want a fucking sweet, go on, get out mi car yer fat bitch, go on, fuck off"
January 30, 201511 yr "People used to call me a racist. How could I be a racist? My uncle died at Auschwitz" "He fell out of a machine gun tower" Bernard Manning.
January 30, 201511 yr "It's not how it looks? It's a 20 foot cock and balls, man. It don't look like nothing else." Phoenix Nights.
January 30, 201511 yr Treat your Camel like your woman, get into her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back. Lord Flasheart
January 30, 201511 yr You've got shit on yer shoes and I'm the shoe shine boy, ya shitty shoed bastard.
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