Sweep Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Our neighbour has stuck one in their garden whilst I'm away. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Surely it's lowering the tone Anybody going to admit to having one in their garden/yard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 This is going to turn into a snob V chav thread. I hate visible trampolines and even worse are caravans parked on the drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted April 16, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted April 16, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbkY5216m-Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Trampoline in the back garden? Maybe if you have to. Trampoline in the front garden? Absolutely not under any circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Our neighbour has stuck one in their garden whilst I'm away. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Surely it's lowering the tone Anybody going to admit to having one in their garden/yard? You're not thinking this through owd son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 You're not thinking this through owd son I was expecting them to be a bit bigger and bouncier if I'm honest. I'm slightly underwhelmed :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I was expecting them to be a bit bigger and bouncier if I'm honest. I'm slightly underwhelmed :-( I suspect you'd learn to live with the disappointment though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Well some people find them useful!!! http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/trampoline-burglar-bouncing-police-video-11194969#ICID=FB-MEN-main Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I suspect you'd learn to live with the disappointment though I'd struggle on stoically Satan! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I can't read the word trampoline without saying "tramampomoline" in a Homer Simpson voice in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 We call the mattress in our front yard a trampoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Only trampoline I went on was when they introduced them in the senior school, I had a box of No 6 with a few matches stuffed down my shorts thinking we were going outside for sports. Started jumping,and everything fell out. Got a good leathering on my hands that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 We had one but I got rid. It was a pain in the arse. They turn in to death traps fairly quickly too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted April 17, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2016 (edited) Had one for about 3 years now. One of the only things I've bought the kids that has been frequently used. That and the iPad. Takes a little bit of maintenance, but they've certainly had my money's worth. Edited April 17, 2016 by Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted April 17, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2016 We have one for our 5 year old, he loves it. We have a big back garden though so it is tucked out of the way a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I'm no snob but them big netted trampolines that take up most of the back garden are worst than plastic grass lawns. Trampolines only attract fucking noisy kids for hours on end, pissed up adults and the odd pitbull being put on while everyone laughs hysterically while it catches a ball. You don't even have to live in the same street for you to hear them sharing their love of bouncing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 17, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2016 Daughter has a 12 foot one. I have still got to erect it in the new house. We live on Johnson fold though and I think the trend is to have them in the front garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Trampolines are so last decade. Get youself a bouncy castle Sweep ....then invite your mates round for a late night party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted April 17, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2016 Bouncy castles and booze are very dangerous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enzo gambaro Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I hate visible trampolines On the other hand, them invisible ones are fucking ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Bouncy castles and booze are very dangerous Very true....but fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolton va va Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 When Beyonce discovered that Roy Castle was her biological father, she decided against adopting his surname. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 (edited) I've gotot a 10ft one in the back garden that my dowter has grown out of. Stuck it on Gumtree yesterday for £50 and my phone has melted, got someone coming in 5 mins and they'll want it. Then it's off to the pub for me. Edit 6.30pm - The Somalian types bought the trampoline,it took me over an hour to dismantle it, whilst they prattled on to each other in their own lingo. Just spent half the proceedings in the brewery tap,living the dream. B Bogs - Boltons premier Trampoline dealer. Katanga! Edited April 17, 2016 by Burndens Bogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 (edited) Fuck trampolines, I detest those nipple coverings of any kind...I think my first memory of them was watching 'Steptoe and Son' the film on the telly, as a very young kid, the plot involved Harold marrying a 'bird' who promptly fucked him off, he tracked her down and found out she was now making ends meet as a stripper, as my excitement (and widgy) grew in anticipation as, even then, I knew we'd eventually see her doing her act...Then, complete dejection when the scene actually happened and she had those bloody tassles on her nipples... If I recall correctly Harold also got an undeserved twatting in the same scene, much less upsetting than not fully seeing some real breasts, but still peturbing nonetheless. I went to bed at around 1am* a very dejected and frustrated five year old that night. * I had very irresponsible parents regarding my bedtimes and telly viewing habits, especially around Christmas time. Edited April 18, 2016 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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