Politics

[boltonboris]

Just now, fatolive said:

Feckin murder round here with em along with ruining football pitches all over on a regular basis,  balaclava clad knobheads flying up and down main roads and footpaths is a frequent sight. 
In gangs too, not just the odd one 

They use them on Worsley loopline's to Rob people. Gang of them go around with balaclava's on armed with hammers and machete's taking away kids phones and belongings. They're long gone by the time anybody can report them. Back at it the next evening doing it all over again. Couple of overweight PCSO's on foot can't do feck all

[Spider]

Non Doms getting the whack they’ve long deserved I see.

Fair play.

[gonzo]

52 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Indeed, NiC gets far more upset when the local youth in his area are wheel spinning their Penny Farthings around on the croquet lawn

 

edit: covering their faces by pulling their cravats up

Bleedin Royster doysters 

[bolty58]

1 hour ago, Ani said:

Just watched the Labour manifesto launch and Starmer IMO was excellent. He sounded like a PM in waiting. 

Because he is. There is no other possible result unless he turns up his toes before Independence Day and the ginger minger takes over.

[Not in Crawley]

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

Indeed, NiC gets far more upset when the local youth in his area are wheel spinning their Penny Farthings around on the croquet lawn

 

edit: covering their faces by pulling their cravats up

Not anymore I'm afraid, its more Clarkson's Farm round here....this is my new local for fucks sake...

[Not in Crawley]

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

You've been out of Bolton for too long. Bloody nightmare round here!

Fair enough - might be round here for all I know, only been here a week. Back in Bromley it was all people on electric scooters on pavements knicking phones etc not dirt bikes

[tomski]

9 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Not anymore I'm afraid, its more Clarkson's Farm round here....this is my new local for fucks sake...

Thatchers on draught?

[Ani]

26 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Because he is. There is no other possible result unless he turns up his toes before Independence Day and the ginger minger takes over.

Whereas the current PM sounds like the clueless out of touch cunt he is. 

[Not in Crawley]

1 minute ago, tomski said:

Thatchers on draught?

Director's Bitter.

[Not in Crawley]

Just now, Ani said:

Whereas the current PM sounds like the clueless out of touch cunt he is. 

Was an excellent launch - dealt with the heckler really well, and shut down Beth Rigby's question/provocation. 

I think after the last three weeks I might revise my numbers - maybe a 100 seat majority now? Mind you three weeks is still a long time, there might be one or two twists and turns yet, although The Tories do seem to have given up.

[Sweep]

20 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Not anymore I'm afraid, its more Clarkson's Farm round here....this is my new local for fucks sake...

you're kidding us on, I can see where you've tried to photoshop out that Penny Farthing, but you've still left the main wheel there for all to see

[Sweep]

19 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Fair enough - might be round here for all I know, only been here a week. Back in Bromley it was all people on electric scooters on pavements knicking phones etc not dirt bikes

same here, I've not heard or seen a dirt bike around here for over ten years I reckon. It's all those E-Scooters and some petrol powered ones the scrotes ride around now

[Spider]

A boring manifesto launched by a boring, hard working politician.

No “big characters”, no “sensational ideas”, just practical dullards.

Like politics used to be. This should suit our pensioners on here who are constantly wishing we could hark back to simpler times.

Edited June 13, 2024 by Spider

[Ani]

42 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Was an excellent launch - dealt with the heckler really well, and shut down Beth Rigby's question/provocation. 

I think after the last three weeks I might revise my numbers - maybe a 100 seat majority now? Mind you three weeks is still a long time, there might be one or two twists and turns yet, although The Tories do seem to have given up.

I still have a nagging doubt it might all go wrong. 

[Whitesince63]

3 minutes ago, Ani said:

I still have a nagging doubt it might all go wrong. 

I sincerely hope so because things will certainly go wrong big style if Mr Human Bollard and his dodgy crew get into No10.

[Ani]

1 minute ago, Whitesince63 said:

I sincerely hope so because things will certainly go wrong big style if Mr Human Bollard and his dodgy crew get into No10.

What is your alternative ? 

[Farrelli]

8 minutes ago, Ani said:

I still have a nagging doubt it might all go wrong. 

Being a wanderers fan does that to you

[gonzo]

5 minutes ago, Whitesince63 said:

I sincerely hope so because things will certainly go wrong big style if Mr Human Bollard and his dodgy crew get into No10.

Any worse than the last decade and half?

[Spider]

7 minutes ago, Whitesince63 said:

I sincerely hope so because things will certainly go wrong big style if Mr Human Bollard and his dodgy crew get into No10.

You don’t want anyone dodgy in Number 10?

Have you been living on the planet Zlargon-B for the last 14 years?

[gonzo]

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

You don’t want anyone dodgy in Number 10?

Have you been living on the planet Zlargon-B for the last 14 years?

Tbf he's missed all the election build up as hes been sat staring at the BWFC website for 3 solid weeks waiting for an apology from the chairman.

[Sweep]

27 minutes ago, Whitesince63 said:

I sincerely hope so because things will certainly go wrong big style if Mr Human Bollard and his dodgy crew get into No10.

good point, best leave Sunak at the helm, no point disrupting things whilst they're going so well

[Spider]

10 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Tbf he's missed all the election build up as hes been sat staring at the BWFC website for 3 solid weeks waiting for an apology from the chairman.

😂😂😂😂

 

[Cheese]

58 minutes ago, Spider said:

A boring manifesto launched by a boring, hard working politician.

No “big characters”, no “sensational ideas”, just practical dullards.

Like politics used to be. This should suit our pensioners on here who are constantly wishing we could hark back to simpler times.

“It’s not about rabbits out the hat, it’s not about pantomime, we’ve had that. I’m running as a candidate to be Prime Minister, not a candidate to run the circus”

Fucking BOOM.

[frank_spencer]

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Was an excellent launch - dealt with the heckler really well, and shut down Beth Rigby's question/provocation. 

I think after the last three weeks I might revise my numbers - maybe a 100 seat majority now? Mind you three weeks is still a long time, there might be one or two twists and turns yet, although The Tories do seem to have given up.

As far as I can see the threat to labour isn't from the Tories or Reform/Brexit Party/UKIP more from disenfranchised lefties voting Green or Lib Dem.

[Not in Crawley]

50 minutes ago, Ani said:

I still have a nagging doubt it might all go wrong. 

Me too - just taken delivery of my I'm Voting Labour stake - I'm going to be as popular as a fart in a lift round here. All true Blue.