Politics

[bolty58]

10 hours ago, Dimron said:

My current gut feeling is to vote for the party with the most shaggable deputy...

 

In the infinitesimally remote chance you manage to get there, please go for dry anal.

Cheers mate.

[bolty58]

8 hours ago, Sweep said:

That made me laugh far more than it should have

Presumably aimed  at me by the bitter, green eyed and ignored good mate of yours. Sad twat.

[bolty58]

8 hours ago, wakey said:

kinell, you've sussed me.

How did you work it out?

Gris gris bag.

[bolty58]

4 hours ago, jmjhb said:

How many GB news presenters are actually standing as a candidate in this election?

Not enough?

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

I'm very unconvinced it'll actually happen, but this is excellent local politics

 

[mickbrown]

2 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Presumably aimed  at me by the bitter, green eyed and ignored good mate of yours. Sad twat.

😁😁

[Dimron]

11 hours ago, Ani said:

Rishi has fucked the Tories but at least his mate got £100 on . 
 

 

I've been unable to get my head around what spooked him into calling an election... I now realise he wasn't spooked, his subordinates decided to have a bet and then convince the little weasel that the time was right... probably more out there, I'll bet the cleaner, the cat and even Dillon the Dog have been down to Paddy Power 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

3 minutes ago, Dimron said:

I've been unable to get my head around what spooked him into calling an election... I now realise he wasn't spooked, his subordinates decided to have a bet and then convince the little weasel that the time was right... probably more out there, I'll bet the cleaner, the cat and even Dillon the Dog have been down to Paddy Power 

No, it's because he was about to face a vote of no confidence

[deeane Koontz]

45 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

I'm very unconvinced it'll actually happen, but this is excellent local politics

 

 

Have they stumbled upon a time slip and travelled back to 1996 

[kent_white]

Bit late to the discussion but this made me laugh! 

 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

22 minutes ago, deeane Koontz said:

 

Have they stumbled upon a time slip and travelled back to 1996 

"Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime"

Let's hope so

[Sweep]

1 hour ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

No, it's because he was about to face a vote of no confidence

plus, inflation is expected to creep up a little bit over the coming months, and also as it should be warmer in the summer months, there will be more boat crossings, plus he knows the Rwanda flights will probably not happen either - so now, believe it or not, may be as good as it's getting for him 🙂

[gonzo]

1 hour ago, deeane Koontz said:

 

Have they stumbled upon a time slip and travelled back to 1996 

Haha was thinking that. Scally wags have been riding twist and goes over playing fields since time began

...its the roadmen in ballies on these electric things they need to go after.

[kent_white]

22 minutes ago, Sweep said:

plus, inflation is expected to creep up a little bit over the coming months, and also as it should be warmer in the summer months, there will be more boat crossings, plus he knows the Rwanda flights will probably not happen either - so now, believe it or not, may be as good as it's getting for him 🙂

Yep - and if there is a new Government - they will probably bin the Rwanda scheme. And then the Conservatives can ever claim that any immigration is Labour's fault, because their Rwanda scheme would have sorted everything out. 

[Farrelli]

14 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Yep - and if there is a new Government - they will probably bin the Rwanda scheme. And then the Conservatives can ever claim that any immigration is Labour's fault, because their Rwanda scheme would have sorted everything out. 

Probably? There would be a fuckin riot if Labour said the Rwanda plan is great, let’s crack on with those flights😄

[kent_white]

Some good ones flying around today! 🤣

[Not in Crawley]

2 hours ago, deeane Koontz said:

 

Have they stumbled upon a time slip and travelled back to 1996 

Are dirt bikes being used for anti-social behaviour a thing? I mean, they might well be but its not something I've heard of.

[deeane Koontz]

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Haha was thinking that. Scally wags have been riding twist and goes over playing fields since time began

...its the roadmen in ballies on these electric things they need to go after.

 

Always wanted one when i was a kid ☹️

Had to make do with pogs

[Chicken dippers]

16 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Are dirt bikes being used for anti-social behaviour a thing? I mean, they might well be but its not something I've heard of.

I read a while back that GMP get thousands of complaints per year. I think there was an issue with it in Leverhulme Park. Also quite a few local pitches have been damaged by bikes

[kent_white]

20 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Are dirt bikes being used for anti-social behaviour a thing? I mean, they might well be but its not something I've heard of.

You've been out of Bolton for too long. Bloody nightmare round here!

[Zico]

Just now, kent_white said:

You've been out of Bolton for too long. Bloody nightmare round here!

same here

can never tell if it's gypos or local scrubbers

but then there's always plenty in stockport either way

[Sweep]

5 minutes ago, kent_white said:

You've been out of Bolton for too long. Bloody nightmare round here!

Indeed, NiC gets far more upset when the local youth in his area are wheel spinning their Penny Farthings around on the croquet lawn

 

edit: covering their faces by pulling their cravats up

Edited June 13, 2024 by Sweep

[fatolive]

19 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Are dirt bikes being used for anti-social behaviour a thing? I mean, they might well be but its not something I've heard of.

Feckin murder round here with em along with ruining football pitches all over on a regular basis,  balaclava clad knobheads flying up and down main roads and footpaths is a frequent sight. 
In gangs too, not just the odd one 

[Sweep]

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Haha was thinking that. Scally wags have been riding twist and goes over playing fields since time began

...its the roadmen in ballies on these electric things they need to go after.

One of them nearly took me out in London the other week as I wandered down the South Bank, I'm not joking, it must have been doing nearly 20mph zipping in and out of people.

[Ani]

Just watched the Labour manifesto launch and Starmer IMO was excellent. He sounded like a PM in waiting.