Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Apparently, china used 20% less oil in January. Remarkable.

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Apparently, china used 20% less oil in January. Remarkable.

That's because this virus has actually taken out 20% of the population, but no one's noticed yet

11 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Apparently, china used 20% less oil in January. Remarkable.

Start of a green revolution 

40 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Apparently, china used 20% less oil in January. Remarkable.

Have you got the figure for last January

20% doesn't seem that surprising seeing as the place shuts down

2 hours ago, Casino said:

Have you got the figure for last January

20% doesn't seem that surprising seeing as the place shuts down

They travel a lot instead. Presumably that uses fuel?

How long is their holiday period too - 20% is a massive drop?

The report was referring to the effect on travel and industry etc from the virus, so presumably they were doing a like for like comparison. They didn't give any more information though so not sure.

Dunno that much about it, other than an award winning film that was made a few years back

Was about the migration back to villages

The scale was beyond belief

Presume trains were leccy

6 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

I once lived in Cambridgeshire, the nearest half decent night out was Newmarket, and I felt like a giant every time i went out

 

How often did you manage to find one?

7 hours ago, miamiwhite said:

Is the knock on effect costing your firm money mate ? Really hope you don't suffer as a result 

Yes and no... Its awful, but stock we have is now worth 6,7, 8 times what it should be. So I now walk the fine line between looking after loyal customers and rinsing them.

Do I make loads of money now for myself, or do I support my costumers and enjoy their business for the next 30 years.

personally, I choose the latter.

Apparently it’s come from pangolins. 

Not sure whether they eat them or fuck them. The massive fucking weirdos. 

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Apparently it’s come from pangolins. 

Not sure whether they eat them or fuck them. The massive fucking weirdos. 

Be a bit rough shagging one 

2 hours ago, gonzo said:

Apparently it’s come from pangolins. 

Not sure whether they eat them or fuck them. The massive fucking weirdos. 

Can you not tell from the video?

5 hours ago, gonzo said:

Apparently it’s come from pangolins. 

Not sure whether they eat them or fuck them. The massive fucking weirdos. 

Saw something some while back. Pretty sure the mad fuckers eat them.

Think their armour might be ground up to use as a (nonsense) cock hardener a la rhino horn etc.

Looking for a picture of Man Utd’s face masks

Looks like the amount of infected and dead in China is starting to be doubted by the western media. Will we ever find out the truth though?

On 08/02/2020 at 00:43, Sweep said:

Yes and no... Its awful, but stock we have is now worth 6,7, 8 times what it should be. So I now walk the fine line between looking after loyal customers and rinsing them.

Do I make loads of money now for myself, or do I support my costumers and enjoy their business for the next 30 years.

personally, I choose the latter.

Are you in textiles?

16 minutes ago, Gonk said:

Are you in textiles?

Owns a sweatshop 

1 hour ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Owns a sweatshop 

Oooh, I love pick n mix.

 

This is a head scratcher...

 

Burning the dead?

26 minutes ago, Spider said:

This is a head scratcher...

 

Looks like one of those accounts spreading misinformation that WHO cautioned against yesterday.

22 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

Looks like one of those accounts spreading misinformation that WHO cautioned against yesterday.

Yep looks like misinformation that 🙄

Is there a credible source with an mortality rate by date

e.g 1st Jan 2 deaths. 2 Jan 3 deaths etc 

33 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Yep looks like misinformation that 🙄

Given nobody else seems to have seen that concentration on the site just that single dubious looking Twitter account.....and plenty seem to be questioning the validity. It might be true. But the odds of a dubious looking twitter account revealing something like this? Not all that high in my view.

Everything on Twitter is true 

 

Just now, Spider said:

Everything on Twitter is true 

 

I dunno mate someone sent me a video of Lindsay Lohan taking it up the shitter. After thorough investigation I can confirm it’s not her.