Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

That looks rank, it's a dense as an imploded star

Looks shit - tastes sensational! 😂😂😂

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Looks like the contents of a black cab at 3am on a Saturday night

Sickened 🙂

Where's the sweetcorn? 

Mate of mine is a trombonist in a cruise-ship band. They had a Chinese passenger who disembarked a week ago but who has since tested positive for Corona so the whole ship is quarantined while everyone else gets tested.

54 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Where's the sweetcorn? 

In the bog in the morning.

1 hour ago, MickyD said:

Mate of mine is a trombonist in a cruise-ship band. They had a Chinese passenger who disembarked a week ago but who has since tested positive for Corona so the whole ship is quarantined while everyone else gets tested.

The one in Italy or another?

8 hours ago, kent_white said:

Kiss it you set of twats! Dinner time! 😁😁😁

Reminds me of a macedonian border crossing

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

The one in Italy or another?

In Japan.

This was posted at a restaurant in Prague.

 

How will they know which customers are Chinese?

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

How will they know which customers are Chinese?

They'll be sneezing.....

3 minutes ago, gonzo said:

How will they know which customers are Chinese?

Remember that playground rhyme?

5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Remember that playground rhyme?

The one about sideways Fanny’s?

Just now, gonzo said:

The one about sideways Fanny’s?

Sounds like what you’d call your club in Blackpool 

5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Sounds like what you’d call your club in Blackpool 

I clean a hotel called the cock inn

28 minutes ago, gonzo said:

I clean a hotel called the cock inn

Stayed at a hotel in Istanbul called the Grand Oral 

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

I clean a hotel called the cock inn

I’ll resist the obvious

4 hours ago, gonzo said:

How will they know which customers are Chinese?

They’ll be the ones outside 

My friend is now quarantined with 10 confirmed cases. 

https://www.itv.com/news/2020-02-04/briton-aboard-quarantined-coronavirus-cruise-ship-its-a-ghost-town/

38 minutes ago, MickyD said:

My friend is now quarantined with 10 confirmed cases. 

https://www.itv.com/news/2020-02-04/briton-aboard-quarantined-coronavirus-cruise-ship-its-a-ghost-town/

Good thing The Specials are the on board entertainment 

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Good thing The Specials are the on board entertainment 

Bands won't play no more.

Didn’t realise the olympics was in Tokyo. Presuming it’s made it’s way over that way already? 

With most of them being and old and infirm, probably all going to to be wiped out.

i remember that karl pilkington commenting on the chinese not wiping their arses ; " if thats not what they do.. " 

but it seemed bizarre to me that they all wore masks. 

Its no good building a prefab hospital in ten minutes if typhoid mary makes the dinners. 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, gonzo said:

Didn’t realise the olympics was in Tokyo. Presuming it’s made it’s way over that way already? 

Yeah that cruise ship is just down the road from Tokyo