Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Places of worship to remain open is a bit of a bizarre one 

Well I'm not sure if its lockdown or not, as I say bugger all has changed for my family from last night.

Did the tears 24 hours ago from the youngest, all set for school at home tomorrow from nine and re arranged all my work schedules. 

Maybe the Unions had a point.....

1 minute ago, royal white said:

Places of worship to remain open is a bit of a bizarre one 

Shut up here. Does seem odd to leave them open 

All our office staff have been coming in to work

Nowt to do with me but I dont think they should've been

Pretty sure they won't be in from Wednesday

It feels more serious than all this tiers shit

2 minutes ago, royal white said:

Places of worship to remain open is a bit of a bizarre one 

As is leaving the borders open.

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Shut up here. Does seem odd to leave them open 

Tory plot being Nazis to get rid of those who pray in numbers....YHIHF 😉 

4 minutes ago, royal white said:

Places of worship to remain open is a bit of a bizarre one 

Going to be used to house the anti vaxers hopefully. They can prey..

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Going to be used to house the anti vaxers hopefully. They can prey..

Nope. Anti vaxers will have free rein once you lot are chipped. 

16 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Pointless going back for a week.

Not as pointless as going back for a day.

You couldn’t make it up.

8 minutes ago, royal white said:

Places of worship to remain open is a bit of a bizarre one 

Save all the cunts cramming in to a terraced house.

We have gone tier 3 to lockdown. Did a big shop in anticipation today. 
 

Step daughter is ok she was closing her business anyway to be cautious means wont lose customers to others. 
 

Yoof is pissed about gyms he works from home. 
 

Dog will get walked three times a day for miles at a time so is chuffed to bits. 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Nope. Anti vaxers will have free rein once you lot are chipped. 

They will be set on conquering North of the wall.

2 minutes ago, Ani said:

We have gone tier 3 to lockdown. Did a big shop in anticipation today. 
 

Step daughter is ok she was closing her business anyway to be cautious means wont lose customers to others. 
 

Yoof is pissed about gyms he works from home. 
 

Dog will get wanked three times a day for miles at a time so is chuffed to bits. 

Alreet Swanny 🐕 

3 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Save all the cunts cramming in to a terraced house.

https://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/news/18986213.2021-lockdown-rules-churches-mosques-religious-buildings/

Church is open because science is the new religion 

Got to have blind faith in trusting the science. 

We can never see the science. 

If the science doesn't make sense there's another part of the science that will make it plausible. 

10 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Save all the cunts cramming in to a terraced house.

Didn't know Catholics all lived in terraced houses.

Should keep the gurdwaras open anyhow in case any lorry drivers need a curry

Well this is shite..gutted that I won;t get to see any of my students of form till March..

we've just found out how many kids we have in from keyworkers, 

it's more than your average primary school

Edited January 4, 20215 yr by only1swanny

59 minutes ago, Rudy said:

And Gary and his shit hair

Just a ginger cunt anyway he didn’t have the stones to bump phelan 

4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Didn't know Catholics all lived in terraced houses.

Faith driven Peadophiles get everywhere mate.

Do you think they will relax rules for Valentine’s Day ? My missus bday would hate not to be able to go out for a big meal and spend a load of money on her. 

10 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Didn't know Catholics all lived in terraced houses.

I did.

So did my brother.

That's 100% so far.

Edited January 4, 20215 yr by mickbrown

7 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

I did.

So did my brother.

That's 100% so far.

My next door neighbour didn't.

They had a massive family though to be fair.

So this thicko I went to school with is saying the hospital is empty because there aren't alot of cars in the visitors carpark. Filming 'empty wards' on her Instagram. Maybe the reason the car park isn't busy is because patients aren't allowed visitors? Jesus Christ. She was thick at school too🙄

21 minutes ago, Ani said:

Do you think they will relax rules for Valentine’s Day ? My missus bday would hate not to be able to go out for a big meal and spend a load of money on her. 

Mine on the 8th. Thirty fucking four. It's all down hill.