Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

11 minutes ago, Casino said:

BMI of over 35

Mine is 26

what do I need to eat to get it up 35?

16 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

My bodybuilding mate back home Will be getting the nod. Suspect he will be happy to have the jab early to be fair. 
 

body fat is about 6% or summat 😁
 

tbf he’s like a human pin cushion anyway  💉

Fuckin mad them lads.

My mate round here won British Champs a few years ago. Dont think he even has a break off em. Just continually juiced off his tits. 

Necks valium all day to level him out and comes in gym all m0nged haha what a life.

Edited February 19, 20215 yr by gonzo

8 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Fuckin mad them lads.

My mate round here won British Champs a few years ago. Dont think he even has a break off em. Just continually juiced off his tits. 

Necks valium all day to level him out and comes in gym all m0nged haha what a life.

I’ve got a couple of mates who have been cycling on and off them for about 15 years. Look ridiculous but no cunt ever tells them 😁

 

Another mate is a natural bodybuilder and he’s some size but fuck all in comparison. You can see the difference a mile off between them. Getting up at 4am to have steak and chicken. Think I would rather be on the juice and stay in bed 

2 hours ago, Casino said:

Is that by age or risk group?

Bolton are currently working on 16-65 with underlying issues

same in bury and it includes caring responsibilities which is why i'm getting mine.

Unless i'm more of a fatty than i thought.

34 minutes ago, Spider said:

Mine is 26

what do I need to eat to get it up 35?

Lobby & Lard on Warbies Bread

2 hours ago, Casino said:

Is that by age or risk group?

Bolton are currently working on 16-65 with underlying issues

37 yr old guy who works with me , no medical history of note got his jab on Saturday at GP in Tavistock. He questioned why but apparently loads been done as they keep being sent the vaccine

When was the last time anybody was weighed at the doctors anyway? Are they telepathic?

10 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

When was the last time anybody was weighed at the doctors anyway? Are they telepathic?

If you're diabetic once a year at least. And once in, never out.

Just been for a test at Moor Lane, very well organised and very busy.

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Mine is 26

what do I need to eat to get it up 35?

I’ll send you details

Apparently we are leading the way for numbers vaxxed in “greater Manchester”

2 hours ago, Escobarp said:

When was the last time anybody was weighed at the doctors anyway? Are they telepathic?

I got done a couple of years ago for my over 40's MOT. No idea what my BMI is but must be around the 35 mark - hopefully get my vaccine letter soon

Not sure if this has already been posted  😊

 

 

 

As expected, my mum just got a letter telling her to continue shielding until March 31st.

With that in mind, do we predict that lockdown will be extended till the end of March, with only schools being opened beforehand?

I've fucked my trotters up working outside in the wet and cold, thought had chillblains my Mrs. didn't like the looks of em and booked me into the docs to see a nurse, she took a look and got a doctor who came in and asked me if I'd had covid , I said no and questioned why she had asked, and the Dr said covid toes. Thought she was joking but apparently it attacks your trotters I'm currently waiting for test results to see if ive had it.

Never heard of it, but its on here. 

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.england.nhs.uk/south/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2020/09/2A-Info_sheetI_Symptoms_COVID19_v1.0-1.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwigw4usm_buAhVKe8AKHTRECy0QFjAAegQIARAC&usg=AOvVaw3gHM_2sdVecJVgEsXHURh6

Gout-19

7 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Never heard of it, but its on here. 

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.england.nhs.uk/south/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2020/09/2A-Info_sheetI_Symptoms_COVID19_v1.0-1.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwigw4usm_buAhVKe8AKHTRECy0QFjAAegQIARAC&usg=AOvVaw3gHM_2sdVecJVgEsXHURh6

I thought she was joking with covid toes , they are sore and red raw but to be honest if ive had it and thats all I've to show for it happy days.

3 minutes ago, Good Knee said:

I thought she was joking with covid toes , they are sore and red raw but to be honest if ive had it and thats all I've to show for it happy days.

Went for a long walk with my lad yesterday.

Unfortunately, unsuitable underwear meant sever chaffing by the time we returned- is there such thing as covid groin?

 

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

Gout-19

That's too much red wine for you.

3 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Went for a long walk with my lad yesterday.

Unfortunately, unsuitable underwear meant sever chaffing by the time we returned- is there such thing as covid groin?

 

More than likely mate, who knows get tert docs.

Cases (12k) and deaths (533) down 20-30% on last Friday

Still high, but the situation is improving.

17.4m jabbed now.

A few more weeks of this shite and we'll be reet.

Edited February 19, 20215 yr by jmjhb

Normally having my Friday pint now.

Been a year.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Normally having my Friday pint now.

Been a year.

Friday pints after work are the best 😫

Tuesday night pool for me