Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

She a poison dwarf with a face like a melted welly

But would you?

I'll put you down as a maybe.

My sister early 50s get hers yesterday in Bolton. Doctor had no idea why she had been called early. 

3 minutes ago, Traf said:

But would you?

I'll put you down as a maybe.

I’d do her with a hammer that’s about it pal. I’m not one for standards but I couldn’t with that. Admittedly I’ve done worse looking birds than that but I would be worried the customary hand round the throat would lead to 15 years in GERMANY 

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

She a poison dwarf with a face like a melted welly that’s enough for her to be removed from office for me 

and she’s threatening to not let me back in my local Til after summer is opened so she can fuck off 

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Summer is over by end of May up your way.

2 hours ago, Traf said:

Bars open in Murcia now, mate.

I’m not surprised as most haven’t had a penny of the government. Don’t think the Valencian community bars are open yet. 

Edited February 17, 20215 yr by Mounts Kipper

Was surpised to see them open in Tenerife last night 

Just had my 1st jab at water meetings pretty smooth procedure 

I didn't think you needed to wait 15 minutes after injection of the AZ vaccine ?But no bother

Quite a few asians being done their aswell which is a good thing as I'd read a lot where declining it

29 minutes ago, 1969 said:

Just had my 1st jab at water meetings pretty smooth procedure 

I didn't think you needed to wait 15 minutes after injection of the AZ vaccine ?But no bother

Quite a few asians being done their aswell which is a good thing as I'd read a lot where declining it

AZ - no wait

Pfizer - 15 minute wait

 

Good to hear that our Asian comrades are taking the vaccine - needs to get word around their community to have it done 💉👍

 

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2268014-exclusive-two-variants-have-merged-into-heavily-mutated-coronavirus/

just use zoom for the filming of the newest marvel film , itll just be the same..

Done my 15 minute stint at TM. Like clockwork.

1 hour ago, jeep said:

AZ - no wait

Pfizer - 15 minute wait

 

Good to hear that our Asian comrades are taking the vaccine - needs to get word around their community to have it done 💉👍

 

That's what I thought but they made you wait 15 minutes after AZ 

1 hour ago, 1969 said:

That's what I thought but they made you wait 15 minutes after AZ 

Iirc, don't you have a condition that bumps you up a bit?

If so, perhaps that is why they wanted you to wait.

9 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Iirc, don't you have a condition that bumps you up a bit?

If so, perhaps that is why they wanted you to wait.

Yes I've been bumped up but everyone was made to wait 15 minutes 

Booked in Tuesday me 👀

9 hours ago, L/H White said:

mum got the call to go for her jab this weekend, mid 50s

You know the rules 

1 hour ago, 1969 said:

Yes I've been bumped up but everyone was made to wait 15 minutes 

They asked me to do that at Etihad, but I didn't.

Last couple of days weekly drop in infections not as pronounced as recently, hopefully just a blip

 

3 minutes ago, Ani said:

Last couple of days weekly drop in infections not as pronounced as recently, hopefully just a blip

 

Still 24% down week on week

2 minutes ago, Ani said:

Last couple of days weekly drop in infections not as pronounced as recently, hopefully just a blip

 

Assume that’s more tests being done?

I know it’s lower, but 700+ deaths is still grim.

The mantra has changed to data not dates now. I think this easing of restrictions will be based on case and death numbers hitting certain targets.

Next Monday is massive.

Just now, boltondiver said:

Still 24% down week on week

Infections ? 

Just now, Ani said:

Infections ? 

Yep

 

But, deaths and hospitalisations down similarly

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Assume that’s more tests being done?

I know it’s lower, but 700+ deaths is still grim.

The mantra has changed to data not dates now. I think this easing of restrictions will be based on case and death numbers hitting certain targets.

Next Monday is massive.

Deaths will fall off a cliff "soon" and won't be returning, if the vaccine does uts job.

Hospitalisations are the key number.

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

Yep

 

But, deaths and hospitalisations down similarly

Are we looking at different things ? Week on week as per the link I posted is not down 24%. 13k to 12.7k ? 

9 hours ago, Ani said:

My sister early 50s get hers yesterday in Bolton. Doctor had no idea why she had been called early. 

One of many

IIs your sister a fatty?

5 hours ago, Carlos said:

Done my 15 minute stint at TM. Like clockwork.

Good to hear, mate