Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

2 hours ago, Ani said:

Pretty sure in the briefing they said having a holiday home is a reason for essential travel, it was a question from a journalist. 

They're calling it the Stanley Johnson clause

Kate Garraways fella. Fuck me he is properly suffering from Covid.

3 minutes ago, stevieb said:

I've read some bullshit in my time on here but that's right up there with Rivaldo signing in PGs trouser pocket and the king of Bahrain about to chuck his wallet at us. 

 

I'm now convinced we've got another year of this shit... Minimum. 

All our oldies will be two jabbed up and giving it the lemon over here but we've got the rest of the world to catch up. 

That means no egg and chips and a pound a pint in benners

No piss riddled cruises for the oldies 

No summers in France pretending to be middle class for Jeremy and his long suffering wife. 

 

Get to butlins you cunts. 

 

Stevieb - looks like his trip in June is now off and is taking it really well. 

Mounts is going to Spain.

You’ve got to look for the positives.

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

Mounts is going to Spain.

You’ve got to look for the positives.

Fair play to him.

36 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

we cannot carry on with this lockdown shite, somehow we have to learn to live with it, we won't have a choice.

Its as clear as day, isnt it

If it kills 100 a week, so be it

We cant keep running from reality

34 minutes ago, Traf said:

Fair play to him.

If i need to isolate on return, i wont be able to go abroad, so doubt we will end up bothering

Its not much in the scheme of things, about 700 quid, but would jet 2 likely offer to move the flights

No reason they should, if the govt allow travel

Im thinking of booking now our little place in wales for the same time

Edited March 23, 20215 yr by Casino

11 minutes ago, Casino said:

If i need to isolate on return, i wont be able to go abroad, so doubt we will end up bothering

Its not much in the scheme of things, about 700 quid, but would jet 2 likely offer to move the flights

No reason they should, if the govt allow travel

Im thinking of booking now our little place in wales for the same time

They won't offer, but I'd expect them to say yes, if you ask.

37 minutes ago, Casino said:

If i need to isolate on return, i wont be able to go abroad, so doubt we will end up bothering

This is my reasoning now... Will take the hit as best I can to get over there but if any quarantine on return I'm bowing out. 

3 weeks to flatten the curve.... 

8 hours ago, Dimron said:

They're calling it the Stanley Johnson clause

Is it though?,  as if a 5K fine is going to stop Tarquin and Jemima heading to Provence or skiing.

Just gives the Costa dwellers an excuse.

The mental, emotional and financial stress for many has been/is unbearable.

If this is the only way to live then for many, what is the point? It’s simply an existence.

We simply must learn to live with it.

A summer with no foreign trips and then another bleak UK winter doesn’t even bear thinking about.

Many will not come out of it the person they went in.

The fall-out will be immense.

Yep it’s so fucking boring now

Totally agree on points mounts & captain make, we’ve done our bit

I’ve just downloaded some paperwork that says I own a 5 bed villa in Benny.

I can change the names and make it look pukka for £50 if anyone needs it to “prove” ownership.

Get those flights booked kids.

A £5k fine for going abroad still works out cheaper for a family of four than fucking Centre Parcs in the school hols.

Officially a shambles up here. I’m due to go in for my jab this week. Rang up this morning to chase it up, noting that I received an email And text Saturday saying I would be called within 72 hours with an appointment for this week. 
 

lass I spoke to said they’re having “issues at the moment” and it’s going to be a while yet. I said what’s a while? Answer no idea but hopefully soon. 
 

I explained that I had only contacted them because of the 72hr timeline given by them. She said they’ve no idea why they are saying that as it’s talking much much longer. 
 

Ended call with he saying if you’ve not been called in within say 2 WEEKS give us a call back. 
 

welcome to Scotland ladies and gents. 

18 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Officially a shambles up here. I’m due to go in for my jab this week. Rang up this morning to chase it up, noting that I received an email And text Saturday saying I would be called within 72 hours with an appointment for this week. 
 

lass I spoke to said they’re having “issues at the moment” and it’s going to be a while yet. I said what’s a while? Answer no idea but hopefully soon. 
 

I explained that I had only contacted them because of the 72hr timeline given by them. She said they’ve no idea why they are saying that as it’s talking much much longer. 
 

Ended call with he saying if you’ve not been called in within say 2 WEEKS give us a call back. 
 

welcome to Scotland ladies and gents. 

Nippy obviously knows who you are

AZ hiding vaccines away from the EU?

tut

4 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

AZ hiding vaccines away from the EU?

tut

They’ve millions of unused AZ vaccines in Europe. Best they persuade their people to take it before they receive more. 

12 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Nippy obviously knows who you are

She would get a boot in the cunt if I could. 

1 hour ago, Mounts Kipper said:

They’ve millions of unused AZ vaccines in Europe. Best they persuade their people to take it before they receive more. 

Indeed, treat them like the spoiled children they are;

 

"You're not having any more until you've finshed that"

Edited March 24, 20215 yr by boltondiver

Big 24 hour U turn from Mutti

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

Big 24 hour U turn from Mutti

Who’s mutti? Just checked it’s Merkel, Easter plans to lockdown reversed.

Edited March 24, 20215 yr by Mounts Kipper

3 hours ago, Escobarp said:

She would get a boot in the cunt if I could. 

how she got away with it 

and still in a job 

2 minutes ago, little whitt said:

how she got away with it 

and still in a job 

She got a cover up job done basically on one hand and then refused to acknowledge the verdict of the parliamentary inquiry ,which she commissioned also,which said she had done wrong. Farcical really but not unexpected I guess 

 

she’s now playing the victim and saying she’s been bullied and she won’t allow it. 
 

 

Would you let krankie piss on you @little whitt?

my folks (75-79) had first jab in Jan, been booked in for 2nd on Apr 8th

so how does it work from here on in

everyone who had jab 1 still aiming for jab 2 three months later, and then cracking on in tandem with under 50s from May, aiming to have us done by August?

Edited March 24, 20215 yr by Zico