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Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

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21 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Dogs don't carry it, and if you don't touch them, you've no chance of picking up any contamination on their fur.

Aye i know. I'm going on about general dickhead dog behaviour. Got bit by one the other year.

A swift kick in the throat is my policy now unfortunately. The owner and the dog :D

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5 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

People are continuing to die in lockdown areas, and it’s still accelerating as well, is there any prove that it’s working?  I’m still gonna be exercising, waking, cycling and playing golf on my own. I think it’s as safe outside and distancing from other folk than staying inside and locked down. 

People not knowing they’ve got it until it’s too late And by the time that has happened it’s been passed around like brass in Saigon

Its too early to see if it lockdown has worked but  what’s the alternative Prof Mounts?

6 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

What’s a big no? The concept? 
 

because in terms of practicing it when it's enforced we will have no choice 

The concept don’t sit right with me, sensible distancing does feel right at the moment at least. 

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7 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

People are continuing to die in lockdown areas, and it’s still accelerating as well, is there any prove that it’s working?  I’m still gonna be exercising, waking, cycling and playing golf on my own. I think it’s as safe outside and distancing from other folk than staying inside and locked down. 

If everyone does that then people won't be isolating. Stay the fuck at home. Its incredibly selfish to do owt else unless its essential. If everyone in my street decides to go for a walk at lunch we can't socially distance. If everyone wants to play golf then the courses will be rammed. 

People are dying in lockdown is because the lag between infection and death CAN BE weeks. Especially if they are on ventilators being kept alive. 

Just now, Rudy’s Message said:

People not knowing they’ve got it until it’s too late And by the time that has happened it’s been passed around like brass in Saigon

Its too early to see if it lockdown has worked but  what’s the alternative Prof Mounts?

Sensible distancing, each day the government are checking the figures, unless we see substantial increases we don’t need to lockdown. 

2 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

The concept don’t sit right with me, sensible distancing does feel right. 

The kids should still be in school

1 minute ago, bwfcfan5 said:

If everyone does that then people won't be isolating. Stay the fuck at home. Its incredibly selfish to do owt else unless its essential. If everyone in my street decides to go for a walk at lunch we can't socially distance. If everyone wants to play golf then the courses will be rammed. 

People are dying in lockdown is because the lag between infection and death CAN BE weeks. Especially if they are on ventilators being kept alive. 

I’ll agree to disagree. I’ll continue to sensibly distance myself and I’m working from home as well. 

4 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

The concept don’t sit right with me, sensible distancing does feel right. 

Well, as long as you do what feels right to you eh? Bollocks to the experts.

All these idiots thinking "we'll go to Cornwall....Wales...Highlands then we won't need to worry about social distancing there'll be loads of space...." get there and find thousands of others have the same idea and now the virus is being dragged into communities who probably would have escaped the worst. Brilliant. The selfishness of people. The point of ALL this is that we all need to do it, because if everyone thinks - nah I can have a round of golf, go to a park, take kids here or there - if everyone does that then social distancing falls apart. 

Just now, DazBob said:

Well, as long as you do what feels right to you eh? Bollocks to the experts.

I’m following the experts guidelines to the letter. Can you explain how I am not? 

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1 minute ago, Mounts Kipper said:

I’ll agree to disagree. I’ll continue to sensibly distance myself and I’m working from home as well. 

And people like you are why the government will have to take stronger and further measures in the next few days. You've been asked. Asked, and asked. Now we'll all have to be forced I think. 

7 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

The concept don’t sit right with me, sensible distancing does feel right at the moment at least. 

the british public arent fucking sensible though mate

you must have seen the images from yesterday?

Just now, bwfcfan5 said:

And people like you are why the government will have to take stronger and further measures in the next few days. You've been asked. Asked, and asked. Now we'll all have to be forced I think. 

Not people like him; those who haven’t been sensible, which he clearly has.

1 minute ago, DazBob said:

Well, as long as you do what feels right to you eh? Bollocks to the experts.

Precisely the issue. I don’t want a lockdown but given many people are continuing with what they want to do rather than following advice (in many cases, because people do not understand the virus and/or how figures are calculated), I don’t see any other choice.

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

Not people like him; those who haven’t been sensible, which he clearly has.

Fanny is in the back of his wardrobe shaking like a shitting dog. 😂

14 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

Aye i know. I'm going on about general dickhead dog behaviour. Got bit by one the other year.

A swift kick in the throat is my policy now unfortunately. The owner and the dog :D

A rough do if you've been bitten. Sounds like you're a bit wary if you see one off a lead.

If so, a serious suggestion: if a dog approaches you smile at it,but don't speak to it. Perhaps say hello to the owner.

Don't convey your wariness to the animal, just confidence. You've more chance of being left alone.

5 minutes ago, Jol_BWFC said:

Precisely the issue. I don’t want a lockdown but given many people are continuing with what they want to do rather than following advice (in many cases, because people do not understand the virus and/or how figures are calculated), I don’t see any other choice.

Deal with the scrotes who misbehave not the overwhelming majority who behave in the correct manner. 

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7 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Not people like him; those who haven’t been sensible, which he clearly has.

The problem is simple - if everyone says "lets rock on but be sensible its impossible to do". Hence the crowds in parks at weekend. As just one example. Or in Snowdonia. And everyone right now is thinking the same thing. See people going to work and being "forced" to crowd into a train. How do you stop that unless you force people not to do it?

Bollocks. Had to stay off work. Was sweating and shaking last night and have got the mother of all headaches. 

No cough or respiratory symptoms yet though. If it is even CV.

23 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Until lockdown is proven to work then it’s a big no from me. 

you can give it a "big no" as much as you like, if it becomes law, then you'll have to do it

Just now, Sweep said:

you can give it a "big no" as much as you like, if it becomes law, then you'll have to do it

Let’s hope it doesn’t. 

1 minute ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Let’s hope it doesn’t. 

I have a feeling it'll happen either tomorrow or Wednesday  -  looked out of my front window earlier, as the postie had arrived, across the road a group of about 4 women all "power walking" together - that's the sort of idiocy we're dealing with here, people like that have to be forced into lock down, as they really don't understand what's happening at all

16 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

I’m following the experts guidelines to the letter. Can you explain how I am not? 

You just said you won't go into lockdown until it's proven to work

The only reason the experts haven't demanded it is because they overestimated the public's ability to follow instructions

Just now, Sweep said:

I have a feeling it'll happen either tomorrow or Wednesday  -  looked out of my front window earlier, as the postie had arrived, across the road a group of about 4 women all "power walking" together - that's the sort of idiocy we're dealing with here, people like that have to be forced into lock down, as they really don't understand what's happening at all

Yep same here. Folk out walking dogs in a big group. Madness and spoiling it for the rest of us. but it’s no surprise as it’s always that way 

I’m hoping there are severe penalties for breaching lockdown and these cunts fall foul of it 

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