Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Right the people have spoken from now on I shall post our Michelle when it gets a bit tetchy

Keegan is the cream of the crop. Absolutely frighteningly stunning. Imagine going to bed with that every night 

hang on it’s exactly what I imagine

16 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

 

I would shag Keegan first whilst fingering Kelly Brook, then when im ready to shoot, it would be a quick pull out and a jizz all over Kellys tits.

Pre-planning is the key 👍

Mark Wright would kill you 

12 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Mark Wright would kill you 

not sure what she sees in him myself

8 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

not sure what she sees in him myself

Let himself go since TOWIE😀

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Ration these. I'm going to have balls like sun dried tomatoes.

Both.

Lockdown remember, more time so one to sort the house whilst the other is sorting you.

All swap, then repeat.

I'd let em both sit on my face. 

Keegs is different class. Think even my Mrs fancies her. 

34 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Right the people have spoken from now on I shall post our Michelle when it gets a bit tetchy

Good lad, able to detect the mood of the people, and switch accordingly. You'll go a long way!

Splitters ffs.

Had a few errands to run today.. Into work to do some data analysis, pay some money in at the bank, pick up Mrs Swanny's medication from the hospital and then onto sainsburys to get our shopping..

 

Walkden car park was pretty busy, loads around having a stroll etc

Hospital was just .. strange.. never seen so many staff there! 

Sainsbury's was quiet, always a bonus

Feel mentally drained now, and I'm supposed to be taking the kids for a walk, no chance today, I'll break the news in a bit. 

Focus seems to be more on PPE at present than ventilators, but I thought this was an interesting read on how attitudes to their use may be changing on the frontline:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-ventilators-specia/special-report-as-virus-advances-doctors-rethink-rush-to-ventilate-idUKKCN2251ST

 

 

616 new deaths, lowest weekday total for 3 weeks.

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

He's a snowflake soft southerner, i would batter him with my cock.

Dressed in full lonsdale?

Wonder if they would both strip for charity, those two in matching outfits.. Sorry i'm thinking aloud again 😛

If anyone's interetsed - Sturgeon has produced a doc outlining how theyre going to release from lockdown

 

main point is 

"We are likely to require that gathering in groups, for example in pubs or at public events, is banned or restricted for some time to come. And good hand hygiene and cough hygiene must become fundamental habits. We cannot afford to have exceptions.

Each one of us will have to adapt to this as the new normal, at least until we are sure that we can be more protected by a vaccine or treatment.

If, after easing any restrictions, the evidence tells us we are unable to contain the transmission of the virus then we will have to re-impose them, possibly returning to lockdown with little notice. While we will do our best to avoid this, it is possible that such a cycle may happen more than once until we reach a point when we have in place an effective vaccine"

 

https://www.gov.scot/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-framework-decision-making/

23 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I’ve changed my mind. I actively want her to use me as a toilet.

30 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Oh. My.

I am not a fan of fake tits but I would make an exception for her.

1 minute ago, Winchester White said:

Oh. My.

I am not a fan of fake tits but I would make an exception for her.

Are they not real 🤔

15 minutes ago, royal white said:

Are they not real 🤔

there's a pic she accidentally (or not) posted of them in the bath once

they looked real to me

22 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

there's a pic she accidentally (or not) posted of them in the bath once

they looked real to me

I posted that on here last week, pretty sure they’re all hers.

 

 

Edited April 23, 20206 yr by royal white

She would certainly have to keep her gob shut 

Manc voice puts her below brook for me 

9 minutes ago, royal white said:

I posted that on here last week, pretty sure they’re all hers.

 

lets have another look 

 

https://www.fappenist.com/fappening/photos/174/michelle-keegan-nude

fuck knows what sites I just ended up on after clicking through to that

but anyway, I concur