Coronavirus

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Casino said:

I can get a test booked from tomorrow apparently

But unless we are symptomatic, whats the point, really

Do you go every half hour?

Indeed

apart from knowing that you can stay at work, I suppose 

 

we need that after test.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Anyway, these two commie doctors 

What the fuck do they want us to do?

Are they 'happy' for patients to die

Who?

[Casino]

Oh, ive got sky news on in the background

Think it said theyve engaged solicitors as the government are failing them by not providing adequate PPE

Married couple

Apparently they are 'active' on social media

Ill have to send that yoghurt and the needles back

[Rudy]

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Casino said:

Oh, ive got sky news on in the background

Think it said theyve engaged solicitors as the government are failing them by not providing adequate PPE

Married couple

Apparently they are 'active' on social media

Ill have to send that yoghurt and the needles back

When are such cretins going to wake up to understand that we are at war, that we are on the same side?

 

[Escobarp]

Just imagine that telling you it was time for bed each night  fucking Norah

it would look like a flump after A couple of days through overuse 

[Casino]

3 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

When are such cretins going to wake up to understand that we are at war, that we are on the same side?

 

Aye

Ive stated a few times that i think theres a few not covered themselves in glory, probably civil servants as much as politicians

But theres no way the politicians want doctors and nurses at risk

They might not be very good, up for debate, but theyre not deliberately leaving them short

[Sweep]

10 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Oooh, I'd like to have it off with her

[Winchester White]

20 minutes ago, Casino said:

I can get a test booked from tomorrow apparently

But unless we are symptomatic, whats the point, really

Do you go every half hour?

Of course not, but she helps Covid-19 patients every day, direct contact. Plenty of co-workers are off either with it or symptoms. Those self isolating are tested and if negative then they are back to work. So far she has no symptoms but unless I am missing something you can spread it well before then.

We are told testing is key then surely those looking after positive (or likely positive such as care home workers) cases should be tested regularly?

[Winchester White]

10 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Oooh, I'd like to have it off with her

I would bum her till my foreskin swelled up like a misshapen balloon animal.

[RoadRunnerFan]

14 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Oooh, I'd like to have it off with her

She was at the front of the queue when God was giving out....chests. 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

1 hour ago, only1swanny said:

Positives?

The Uk's first vaccine trial took place. (Elisa Graneto) no zombies recorded as of 9.10

B and Q have reopened, meaning husbands up and down the country now have to think creatively why they can't do DIY jobs around the house.

A reporter who went missing in Wuhan, has reappeared..He deffo wasn't detained... 

Virus testing has got to a point where essential workers can now get tested... Doris aged 64 can now get tested and all she has to do is travel 24 miles!

And there is talk that schools may return around the beginning of June Phased, if things continue.. Teachers up and down the country rejoice. In unrelated news.. wine sales have just risen...

Deaths compared to this time last week is pretty level, which although 763 deaths is grim, it's pointing towards light at the end of the tunnel. 

I can't claim to know exactly what it all means, but this seems positive:

https://twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1253370715224539137?s=19

Ps. How do I embed a tweet? Sometimes it does it itself but most of the time it's just a link.

[Casino]

 

[Casino]

3 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

I can't claim to know exactly what it all means, but this seems positive:

https://twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1253370715224539137?s=19

Ps. How do I embed a tweet? Sometimes it does it itself but most of the time it's just a link.

I just copied and pasted your link and it's embedded

Maybe your choosing paste as plain text?

[mickbrown]

Just now, Casino said:

I just copied and pasted your link and it's embedded

Maybe your choosing paste as plain text?

It only works for me on mobile for some reason and I didn’t understand a word of that tweet. 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

I just copied and pasted your link and it's embedded

Maybe your choosing paste as plain text?

I was clicking the link button and then pasting the URL in that way.

I've just pasted the link straight into the post instead and that seems to have sorted it.

[Casino]

That's how I'd do it.

[Ani]

So it takes 4 people to post a link to an article that no one understands. 
 

Good important work. 😂😀

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

3 minutes ago, Ani said:

So it takes 4 people to post a link to an article that no one understands. 
 

Good important work. 😂😀

😁

I posted it in the hope that @peelyfeet logs on and translates it for us. 🙂

[only1swanny]

Nutshell?

THe corona of the virus latches on using a protein based hook it opens up like a little foot and grabs on.., the antibody part of the vaccine needs a way of making it so that the host cells repel the hooks, basically it can't latch on. (That was one way they were approaching a vaccine, not certain if this is that way or not) ..

I'm assuming there is also to normal way of getting the body to produce white blood cells that can kill it, before the virus gets in there...

[Winchester White]

1 minute ago, only1swanny said:

Nutshell?

THe corona of the virus latches on using a protein based hook it opens up like a little foot and grabs on.., the antibody part of the vaccine needs a way of making it so that the host cells repel the hooks, basically it can't latch on. (That was one way they were approaching a vaccine, not certain if this is that way or not) ..

I'm assuming there is also to normal way of getting the body to produce white blood cells that can kill it, before the virus gets in there...

Pretty sure that is the way all these viruses do it, clever little bastards

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

3 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

Nutshell?

THe corona of the virus latches on using a protein based hook it opens up like a little foot and grabs on.., the antibody part of the vaccine needs a way of making it so that the host cells repel the hooks, basically it can't latch on. (That was one way they were approaching a vaccine, not certain if this is that way or not) ..

I'm assuming there is also to normal way of getting the body to produce white blood cells that can kill it, before the virus gets in there...

Thanks.

Plenty of people in the replies were suggesting (or maybe just hoping?) it could be something of a gamechanger?

[only1swanny]

Yeah. got a cracking rendering of the virus clamping on if anyone is interested..  Cleaning industry is going crazy trying to figure out how best to kill it on the outside... but if it can't latch on, it can't replicate itself..

 

[Spider]

24 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

😁

I posted it in the hope that @peelyfeet logs on and translates it for us. 🙂

Can it be translated into a projected pub opening date?

[only1swanny]

Just now, Spider said:

Can it be translated into a projected pub opening date?

Monday 7th September...