Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

33 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Just read the BBC news website, just shit negative reporting. 

I am beginning to despise that organisation by the day, They covered up Jimmy fucking Savilles crimes at around the same time they banned the FGTH song Relax, should have known they were cunts back in 1984!

I hate the BBC with a pash these days.

The banning of the FGTH song was obviously before the organisation was taken over by lefty minority groups.

54 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Just read the BBC news website, just shit negative reporting. 

 

3 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said:

759 new deaths announced today. 18,100 total

You think they should be putting a positive spin on that?

2 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

 

You think they should be putting a positive spin on that?

You should have been a BBC journo

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

You should have been a BBC journo

Now over to our eccles correspondent 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Now over to our eccles correspondent 

759 have died today but on the bright side it makes Liverpool less likely to win the league and Leeds less likely to be promoted not that they would have travelled beyond Stalybridge anyway

1 minute ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

759 have died today but on the bright side it makes Liverpool less likely to win the league and Leeds less likely to be promoted not that they would have travelled beyond Stalybridge anyway

😂😂😂

12 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

759 have died today but on the bright side it makes Liverpool less likely to win the league and Leeds less likely to be promoted not that they would have travelled beyond Stalybridge anyway

Ah, Roger, I love you 😍 

47 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

 

You think they should be putting a positive spin on that?

Positivity cures all. You obviously weren’t here last night. 

Kicking off in India

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-asia-india-52151141

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-asia-india-52267877

28 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Expected reply from you Roger, the whole of the UK are just wanting to see some light at the end of the tunnel and want to hear some stories of how we are progressing in combatting covid-19,   1 death to 50k deaths, its sad and horrible, but i am sure you know what im getting at, but instead you have decided to have a bit of a pop. 

Positives..

NHS hasn't collapsed

There are spare beds on wards and ICU's.

Social distancing appears to be working on the whole.

People are getting better at following instructions

Fuel Prices are low

The Governments plans are working albeit with some hiccups and mistakes along the way.

We have a new leader of the opposition who might actually do something for his 150k a year

I'm getting a shed delivered next week so can hide away in there away from the missus

The media are getting called out day after day for shite reporting

The numbers dying seem to be on a slow decline, even though this is only a representation of hospital deaths and care homes are really struggling. 

Freeze factory are selling McDonald's chicken nuggets!

Some positives for you. 

4 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

...sorry forgot to say, cracking news about the shed 👍

Bit local!

4 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Can you do the news please, start with Sky and the BBC 😁

I second this 

also in the same esteem that @embankment’s away day diaries are held on here we now should have swanny’s positivity daily updates. 👍🏼

6 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I second this 

also in the same esteem that @embankment’s away day diaries are held on here we now should have swanny’s positivity daily updates. 👍🏼

If the worlds come to that... we're pretty goosed

"Mum... Dad... why is Tyson Fury reading the news??"

4 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

If the worlds come to that... we're pretty goosed

"Mum... Dad... why is Tyson Fury reading the news??"

😂 listen anything that can put the slightest smile on someone’s face is worthwhile pal. 
 

so ahead of your new media career can we request a daily Positive swanny update then each day? The negative nellies can scroll past 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

😂 listen anything that can put the slightest smile on someone’s face is worthwhile pal. 
 

so ahead of your new media career can we request a daily Positive swanny update then each day? The negative nellies can scroll past 

 

That’s fucking brilliant 😂👍🏼

Positivity and Tits will get us through this, speaking of which 

I think this makes it pretty clear, so less about the anecdotes about living with loads of family members. Basically if you are poorer you will die earlier, and if you are part of any minority you are most susceptible - and it’s got tit all to do with genes. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/22/why-are-people-from-bame-groups-dying-disproportionately-of-covid-19?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

12 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Positivity and Tits will get us through this, speaking of which 

Saw her do striptease at a burlesque show in London. Great night, free front row table and drink. She wasn’t great, I have to say.  

13 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Positivity and Tits will get us through this, speaking of which 

Is that real or fake grass? 

29 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Positivity and Tits will get us through this, speaking of which 

Who is that!

why are there no more pictures 

Just now, Big E said:

Who is that!

why are there no more pictures 

You been living under a rock? That’s Kelly The Saint Brook

 

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

4th night of riots in Paris, have the bbc & Sky picked this up?

Not positive news is it? Why would you want them to?

37 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

There is no way that Royal Blue Bra is hers.

Exactly what I thought!