Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Does it mean I can't catch CV if I have an iPhone?

51 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Is there no fuck up you won’t defend?

I haven’t defended it, though

6 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I haven’t defended it, though

So asking if i was an expert was a compliment then?

Ta very much🙂

59 minutes ago, Spider said:

Does it mean I can't catch CV if I have an iPhone?

Yes.

Or people can tie a carrier bag tightly around their necks, that works too. Better than bleach injection.

8 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Yes.

Or people can tie a carrier bag tightly around their necks, that works too. Better than bleach injection.

Works better if I do the tying of the bag and select the patients myself as well. Call it a clinical trial. 
 I’ve drawn up a select trial list off here. 7 people funnily enough 😁

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Works better if I do the tying of the bag and select the patients myself as well. Call it a clinical trial. 
 I’ve drawn up a select trial list off here. 7 people funnily enough 😁

Magnificent

18 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Magnificent

Doubt he can tie knots to be honest

Just heard on the radio that an expert told the Gov on 11th April that the app would not work without the support of Apple.

Seems odd that this wasn't at least investigated. 

5 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Just heard on the radio that an expert told the Gov on 11th April that the app would not work without the support of Apple.

Seems odd that this wasn't at least investigated. 

Mickbrown is a government advisor?

Edited June 19, 20206 yr by Spider

5 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Doubt he can tie knots to be honest

Why would I need to tie a knot? Out of interest? 
embarrassing really. But keep on chipping away son 

Just now, Spider said:

Mickbrown is a government advisor?

One of his consultancies

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

One of his consultancies

Morose and fanny llp  The two most knowledgeable people the country has ever produced 

33 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Works better if I do the tying of the bag and select the patients myself as well. Call it a clinical trial. 
 I’ve drawn up a select trial list off here. 7 people funnily enough 😁

 

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

 

You’ve never strangled anything I assume?  You should try it. No knots required 

 

 

Edited June 19, 20206 yr by Escobarp

Meltdown incoming

Does it have to be this way every day

I'm off out to the pub

"Morning Dominic, we've fucked up again, something about androids wibble Latin Agamemnon phones. What shall we do? Bear in mind it's the weekend so I'll be shoving the reserves out to explain it all"

"Lower the alert level and press your tongue down a bit so it's right on my walnut. And grab my balls a bit harder Boris"

"<muffled sounds mmmok carpe diem mmmgggaaghh"

I’m anticipating Friday evening drinks and straighteners being organised 

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Meltdown incoming

Does it have to be this way every day

I'm off out to the pub

Yep he’s having he’s meltdown. Poor mick 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

You’ve never strangled anything I assume?  You should try it. No knots required 

You're Mr Literal.

You used the word TYING, not STRANGLING.

You're proper mental

Just now, mickbrown said:

You're Mr Literal.

You used the word TYING, not STRANGLING.

You're proper mental

I’m really not. You’re proper boring. But it’s a cross you have to bear as is my literalness. 
 

if you TIE shoelaces. The first step is you TIE the laces. Then follows the next steps leading to the knot. 
 

I thank you and good bye 😘

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I’m really not. You’re proper boring. But it’s a cross you have to bear as is my literalness. 
 

if you TIE shoelaces. The first step is you TIE the laces. Then follows the next steps leading to the knot. 
 

I thank you and good bye 😘

You do know you can just shrug your shoulders and say ‘fair enough’. 
 

So in tying my laces where do you have bunny ears tying or knotting ?

Anyway I’m away to take my mum to the hospital to find out if she will be with us for much longer. No sympathy required. 
 

enjoy yourselves might be back later might not. See how it goes. Be prepared for a proper bona fide meltdown possibly. A real one. Not these pretend ones you talk of that don’t exist. 

17 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I’m really not. You’re proper boring. But it’s a cross you have to bear as is my literalness. 
 

if you TIE shoelaces. The first step is you TIE the laces. Then follows the next steps leading to the knot. 
 

I thank you and good bye 😘

Aye, that made loads of sense. you fruitloop

Fucking big cross you bear. Fuck knows how you manage to get out of bed in the morning.

*Am I in bed? Or on the bed under the covers? Debates with yourself for half an hour before falling back asleep again.

Weirdo

Edited June 19, 20206 yr by mickbrown

Just now, Escobarp said:

Anyway I’m away to take my mum to the hospital to find out if she will be with us for much longer. No sympathy required. 
 

enjoy yourselves might be back later might not. See how it goes. Be prepared for a proper bona fide meltdown possibly. A real one. Not these pretend ones you talk of that don’t exist. 

Hope your mum is OK mate. 

10 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I’m anticipating Friday evening drinks and straighteners being organised 

Fireworks Friday