Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Are all your belongings in storage, or have you gone full Dick Whittington with a bag on a pole?

Selling a load of stuff atm, the rest going into self-storage. 

25 minutes ago, jayjayoghani said:

Been planning a nationwide campervan trip. so me and my gf both jacked our jobs and apartment in. My job got so toxic I didn't even finish my notice period.

So yesterday they shut the NSW border. Today South Australia likewise, and then Melbourne announces a lockdown.

22nd July, we're jobless, homeless and candidates for becoming feral. 

I've had better starts to a week.

Well don't waste your time trying to pitch up anywhere in Horwich, all the usual spots have loads of aggregate at the entrance to prevent bin bags full of pooh being left.

15 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Campervan living, its the future, you'll be reet 🚐👍

Aye, in Queensland would be fantastic. Victorian winters not so much! 

“I take full responsibility for everything this government has been doing in tackling coronavirus, and I’m very proud of our record." - Boris Johnson, 3rd June 2020.

55 minutes ago, jayjayoghani said:

Selling a load of stuff atm, the rest going into self-storage. 

Jazza is your man for advice for living in a caravan pal.

2 hours ago, mickbrown said:

That’ll confuse the shit out of daft racist types.  

Yes, Starmer will have to do his unconscious bias training first though.

2 hours ago, jayjayoghani said:

Been planning a nationwide campervan trip. so me and my gf both jacked our jobs and apartment in. My job got so toxic I didn't even finish my notice period.

So yesterday they shut the NSW border. Today South Australia likewise, and then Melbourne announces a lockdown.

22nd July, we're jobless, homeless and candidates for becoming feral. 

I've had better starts to a week.

Good luck, mate

Only 2 cases in Scotland today 

Trump will be buying all the square sausage and deep fried Mars Bars in existence

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3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Tennants must be the cure 😁

It is the golden nectar. Keep your grubby mits off 

im going to the pub beer garden later for a few pints of said nectar

Just now, Mr Grey said:

I don't mind it, unfortunately Mary Doll and her crazy gang of border disciples won't let us potential English Covid carriers over the border 😁

And rightly so. Don’t come up here poisoning our wonderful land.
Wall building Tenders going out as we speak 

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Aye Hadrians Wall going up another 12 feet.

Should just bring a load of Africans over and get them to build it for nowt. Offer of a new life in the promised land and bobs your uncle 

keep costs down 

#blackbuildersmatter

18 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

And rightly so. Don’t come up here poisoning our wonderful land.
Wall building Tenders going out as we speak 

I'm developing my coronavirus advanced delivery method as we speak.

Nicola has been kind enough to lift the 5 mile restriction nearby  which will facilitate the cunning plan.

Bolton one of the 6 areas in England where infection rate is on the rise -  15.77 per 100,000 to  23.48 in the latest stats

Leicester is at 117

 

15 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I'm developing my coronavirus advanced delivery method as we speak.

Nicola has been kind enough to lift the 5 mile restriction nearby  which will facilitate the cunning plan.

Yeah it’s under control. On 12 cases in total and only one more yesterday I think I saw 

 

you will be up here enjoying the delightful scottish fayre in no time 

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Yeah it’s under control. On 12 cases in total and only one more yesterday I think I saw 

 

you will be up here enjoying the delightful scottish fayre in no time 

Found a cracking sounding place that does virtually anything that lives and is edible. Hopefully we'll be able to visit and collect some goodies as at the moment it's delivery only.

12 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Found a cracking sounding place that does virtually anything that lives and is edible. Hopefully we'll be able to visit and collect some goodies as at the moment it's delivery only.

What’s it called pal?

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

It is the golden nectar. Keep your grubby mits off 

im going to the pub beer garden later for a few pints of said nectar

I do like a tennets I have to say. Although those square sausages are a monstrosity, not having those.

Now the chippy next to the festival theatre - forget ita name. The chips and sauce from there actually beats gravy, and the deep fried haggis is superb.

Scores on the doors for today is 155 UK deaths apparantly the same figure as last Tuesday

Brazilian president  has tested positive - 3 days after he had lunch with the US ambassador, at his house.

2 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Brazilian president  has tested positive - 3 days after he had lunch with the US ambassador, at his house.

Bit of flu.

Just now, deane koontz said:

Bit of flu.

Thing is - if he has a mild case, it will probably make his attitude towards it even worse - best thing would be for him to have it bad enough to shit him up.

16 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

I do like a tennets I have to say. Although those square sausages are a monstrosity, not having those.

Now the chippy next to the festival theatre - forget ita name. The chips and sauce from there actually beats gravy, and the deep fried haggis is superb.

You’ve evidently never eaten a proper one that’s all I can say

chippy sauce is not a favourite of mine. Missus loves it but gravy for me

 

deep fried haggis and deep fried white pudding are also very good. But again depends on the quality of the pudding 

12 new cases in Bolton today vs 2 in Scotland.

Useful chart...

 

6 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said:

You can see Sunak v Starmer next election, only 1 winner of that and it won’t be Starmer. 

I can see Sunak being the next leader of the Conservatives, he comes across very well indeed I reckon......I can't see Boris giving up the gig easily though, and I don't think there's an appetite to get rid of him amongst his own part at the minute, sadly.