Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

27 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Brazilian president  has tested positive - 3 days after he had lunch with the US ambassador, at his house.

They shouldn't have tested him, he wouldn't have had it then......I think that's what Trump believes isn't it?

16 minutes ago, Tombwfc said:

12 new cases in Bolton today vs 2 in Scotland.

Useful chart...

 

good info but they should rank them in order of rolling  3 and 5 day average per population - and also % growth - that chart makes it look like blackpool is the 6th worst place at the moment when they've only had 7 cases in 5 days, while essex is 96th with 40! - we want to know which areas to avoid now - why don't they make it easy, cockheads

Edited July 7, 20205 yr by peelyfeet

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

They shouldn't have tested him, he wouldn't have had it then......I think that's what Trump believes isn't it?

yea , it would just had a bit of flu

34 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Thing is - if he has a mild case, it will probably make his attitude towards it even worse - best thing would be for him to have it bad enough to shit him up.

He's a proper cunt.

Of the hundreds of thousands it's taken, there's a better than evens chance that there's plenty better than him kicking up daisies.

Maybe another leader would take it seriously.

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

You’ve evidently never eaten a proper one that’s all I can say

chippy sauce is not a favourite of mine. Missus loves it but gravy for me

 

deep fried haggis and deep fried white pudding are also very good. But again depends on the quality of the pudding 

Had my share (Mrs lived in squeetland for 15 years) greasy, flattened nonsense. But that sauce, so good.

53 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I can see Sunak being the next leader of the Conservatives, he comes across very well indeed I reckon......I can't see Boris giving up the gig easily though, and I don't think there's an appetite to get rid of him amongst his own part at the minute, sadly.

It's easy to be popular when you're doling out money, but Sunak's popularity will soon plummet when the recession & the cuts that go with it, start to bite.

That Jockish chippy sauce is just 50/50 brown sauce n vinegar, isn't it?

4 minutes ago, Boo said:

That Jockish chippy sauce is just 50/50 brown sauce n vinegar, isn't it?

A mix of the two yes 

2 hours ago, Escobarp said:

It is the golden nectar. Keep your grubby mits off 

im going to the pub beer garden later for a few pints of said nectar

Is it true mate that the sweaties hadn't tested anyone coming in via planes until today ?

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

Is it true mate that the sweaties hadn't tested anyone coming in via planes until today ?

Not sure when they started but they hadn’t when I saw it the other day and it was Westminster’s fault according to sturgeon. 
 

today she was blaming Westminster for an inability to stimulate the economy. Strangely she is waiting for a handout from The very same Westminster. Despite collecting her own taxation under devolved powers that her party asked for. Bizarre really. 

 

to be fair a few off here would do well in the snp. Anything goes wrong blame the tories. 

20 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Not sure when they started but they hadn’t when I saw it the other day and it was Westminster’s fault according to sturgeon. 
 

today she was blaming Westminster for an inability to stimulate the economy. Strangely she is waiting for a handout from The very same Westminster. Despite collecting her own taxation under devolved powers that her party asked for. Bizarre really. 

 

to be fair a few off here would do well in the snp. Anything goes wrong blame the tories. 

To be fair they have been in power for 13 years so they do have to start taking responsibility for something at some point. 😁😘

1 hour ago, peelyfeet said:

good info but they should rank them in order of rolling  3 and 5 day average per population - and also % growth - that chart makes it look like blackpool is the 6th worst place at the moment when they've only had 7 cases in 5 days, while essex is 96th with 40! - we want to know which areas to avoid now - why don't they make it easy, cockheads

 

North West well represented in that top 40.  

 

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Report on the BBC: 

Only 22% of people testing positive for coronavirus reported having symptoms on the day of their test, according to the Office for National Statistics.

 

It's what's made it so effective at spreading. 

You're at your most infectious before you get any symptoms.

Good news if they're finding the asymptomatic and pre-symptomatic cases though. 

54 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Is it true mate that the sweaties hadn't tested anyone coming in via planes until today ?

 

Neither have England.

1 hour ago, bolton va va said:

It's easy to be popular when you're doling out money, but Sunak's popularity will soon plummet when the recession & the cuts that go with it, start to bite.

Indeed

Whats he actually done other than give money away

I've seen nowt to suggest he's any better than Hancock, bozo, patel, Jenrick et al

All we can say is that he's no worse than a shower of cunts

17 minutes ago, Tombwfc said:

 

Neither have England.

aye, as I posted daughter got on in dubai and off at Manchester with no testing at all

That was sunday

Maybe thats sturgeons fault

27 minutes ago, ProfessorWoland said:

It's what's made it so effective at spreading. 

You're at your most infectious before you get any symptoms.

Good news if they're finding the asymptomatic and pre-symptomatic cases though. 

Don't think they are catching the asymptomatic. The ONS data is based on their own random tests, 115 positives, if I've understood correctly 

Edited July 7, 20205 yr by peelyfeet

Keir Starmer would win an election with his cock hanging out if one happened now.

Sunak in charge would certainly put a few in a bit of a conundrum wouldn’t it

 

1 hour ago, peelyfeet said:

Don't think they are catching the asymptomatic. The ONS data is based on their own random tests, 115 positives, if I've understood correctly 

 

Ah, that's pretty sobering then. Lot of people wandering round with this and none the wiser.

2 hours ago, Casino said:

Indeed

Whats he actually done other than give money away

I've seen nowt to suggest he's any better than Hancock, bozo, patel, Jenrick et al

All we can say is that he's no worse than a shower of cunts

Mounts declared Sunak "future PM" after his first ever press conference. All it takes to impress him is being able to speak without dribbling.

Edited July 7, 20205 yr by Cheese

2 hours ago, gonzo said:

Keir Starmer would win an election with his cock hanging out if one happened now.

Sunak in charge would certainly put a few in a bit of a conundrum wouldn’t it

 

Fuck have you been drinking 😂

Bolsonaro tested positive 

4 hours ago, Casino said:

Indeed

Whats he actually done other than give money away

I've seen nowt to suggest he's any better than Hancock, bozo, patel, Jenrick et al

All we can say is that he's no worse than a shower of cunts

To be fair he has got all the concerned parties including unions working together. He has amended the business loan scheme when it had issues. I now the self employed business directors have missed out, but everyone else seems to have been looked after pretty well. 
I am not sure what he has not done. 
I previously gave the Govt 7/10. I would stick with the 7 but probably out of about 50 these days. Think all 7 go to him. 

10 hours ago, gonzo said:

Keir Starmer would win an election with his cock hanging out if one happened now.

Sunak in charge would certainly put a few in a bit of a conundrum wouldn’t it

 

So you keep saying, but the gap is huge and Labour have to make inroads in Scotland, which doesn't look likely at the moment.

 

A lot can change over 4 years

9 hours ago, royal white said:

Fuck have you been drinking 😂

Drawn up against Boris? He’s a dead man walking.

Like BD says a lot can happen in 4 years. 

I reckon the general public will have had enough of Tory government by then. Much like the power shift after the last recession.

Weve got a massive recession to come, maybe a depression, all on the back of all the covid bollocks. 

Someone will carry the can and it’s usually the government. Gordon Brown got the blame for a global recession sparked by the US. Be no different this time imo.