Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

4 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Is it announcement day regarding Manc lockdown rules 

Should be

3 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Should be

Just seen on news Hancock making an announcement shortly 

Anything will only be from next week, I think

Will have to be from one household when we go to manc on sunday

Yep he ain’t going to say fill your boots for bank holiday weekend 

I'll set my twitter for 10pm.

8 minutes ago, Casino said:

I'll set my twitter for 10pm.

Could be right says it could be later or tomorrow morning 

8 hours ago, Escobarp said:

13 quid a day.  Better than nowt I guess but it’s not life changing. 

Equivalent to ssp apparently. 

Got to be receiving other stuff too to be entitled. 

Not huge, but an extra 130 quid for doing fuck all in your house for 2 weeks. 

Number of infections up

Usage of masks up

 

Clearly unrelated

Well when you put it like that

12 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Number of infections up

Usage of masks up

 

Clearly unrelated

My recent observations suggest mask usage is very much down.

Some shops had more mask wearing customers prior to it being compulsory than they do now.

Out of town, and in the sticks, its very different. Weird.

Starting to get to me now. Everyone round here is wearing a mask. I wore one in the barbers today having my hair cut. Not a single person in Aldi or Tesco wasn’t wearing one. But because we are classed as Oldham the fuckers make a sweeping statement that the whole of Oldham is under a sort of lockdown. Yet it’s Hathershaw and Alexandra Park where the problem has been. Granted they ain’t far from me but there’s no issue here. If they are going to do this make it postcode related not a whole fucking metropolitan borough

Had to go to Blackburn today to see a customer and size up a job. Do I need to shower in bleach or have they been taken of the hot spot list??

51 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Starting to get to me now. Everyone round here is wearing a mask. I wore one in the barbers today having my hair cut. Not a single person in Aldi or Tesco wasn’t wearing one. But because we are classed as Oldham the fuckers make a sweeping statement that the whole of Oldham is under a sort of lockdown. Yet it’s Hathershaw and Alexandra Park where the problem has been. Granted they ain’t far from me but there’s no issue here. If they are going to do this make it postcode related not a whole fucking metropolitan borough

Weird isn't it. Been in 2 cafes and a timber merchant over last few days. Only one other person with one on, and that was under his nose. Then he pulled it down to give his order.

Garden centre behind, last visit id say 25-30% of customers not wearing one. Pre compulsory, no one went in without one.

Can't understand it.

3 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Number of infections up

Usage of masks up

 

Clearly unrelated

http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

5 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

Where the hell did you find that?

It's brilliant; I didn't realise so many died becoming entangled in their bedsheets.

2 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Weird isn't it. Been in 2 cafes and a timber merchant over last few days. Only one other person with one on, and that was under his nose. Then he pulled it down to give his order.

Garden centre behind, last visit id say 25-30% of customers not wearing one. Pre compulsory, no one went in without one.

Can't understand it.

Aldi in Leigh is probably at 98% masks in my experience. Went to Asda 50 yards away and it felt like I was the only one wearing one. Bizarre. 

Have I just read no outdoor supping in manc pubs?

But you can drink inside?

13 minutes ago, Casino said:

Have I just read no outdoor supping in manc pubs?

But you can drink inside?

Pretty sure it’s unlicensed open spaces ie. streets. Unless it’s changed in the last couple of hours.

Ahh, okey coke

Prob not gonna be the weather for it anyway

Stay away from our zone.

Very nice colours, but as theres no legend to say what each colour relates to, what does it mean

Taken the title off too

W I G A N

6 hours ago, leigh white said:

Stay away from our zone.

will do

9 hours ago, Gonk said:

Very nice colours, but as theres no legend to say what each colour relates to, what does it mean

The green is a buffer zone.