Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted December 18, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: Ironed and ready for action authentic would be unwashed with stains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, victor meldrew said: authentic would be unwashed with stains I didn’t say it was washed. I have a phobia of creases actually. True story that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Anyone got their Warninks Advocaat in yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 On 15/12/2020 at 22:28, Casino said: Thomas wrights have got some 460 a can I have magic beans for trade. One cow for a handful. I smash up the bogs if I get charged that for a pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, boltondiver said: Anyone got their Warninks Advocaat in yet? My sister (good handful) used to pilfer our mam and dad's festive supply - topping it up with eggs. Not the sharpest tool. I was about thirteen when my old man asked what I wanted on his order...Red Thunderbird. I got it. Next year a crate of Bavaria 5%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted December 18, 2020 Moderators Share Posted December 18, 2020 30 minutes ago, boltondiver said: Anyone got their Warninks Advocaat in yet? @boltondiverim going to wrights tomorrow. If you want some rivi, pm me your order and address Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Casino said: @boltondiverim going to wrights tomorrow. If you want some rivi, pm me your order and address Thanks; I need to get there myself I haven't had Fog, no doubt it's too late for Christmas But, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2020 2 hours ago, boltondiver said: Thanks; I need to get there myself I haven't had Fog, no doubt it's too late for Christmas But, thanks! He whispered to me on Thursday that he has one case of Fog left in the cellar so there may be a chance. The Exterior Illumination is a very close substitute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2020 8 hours ago, Casino said: @boltondiverim going to wrights tomorrow. If you want some rivi, pm me your order and address Get me a bottle of Frogs Leap Zinfandel. Down the bottom on the left, 3rd shelf up. If you haggle, and say you’re a new customer looking to spend regular fortunes, you might get it for £20. I’ve run out of haggling room with him now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 21 minutes ago, Spider said: He whispered to me on Thursday that he has one case of Fog left in the cellar so there may be a chance. The Exterior Illumination is a very close substitute I'll mention your name. Does he know you as S, or S, S? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2020 (edited) SS Schutzstaffel. Had a geography teacher at school who used to enjoy calling me SS in a slight German accent. They were different times. He knows me by my face and regularity. Just mention the aryan lad with the sad eyes who loiters near the IPA’s 🙃 Edited December 19, 2020 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 9 hours ago, boltondiver said: Anyone got their Warninks Advocaat in yet? My mums favourite when she was alive, mixed with lemonade & a dash of Lime, presented with a cherry on a cocktail stick. Happy memory that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 On 16/12/2020 at 22:27, jeep said: Fucking minging stuff.... Their Malbec & Merlot are exceptional though.... I like it but it’s not really a red wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted December 19, 2020 Moderators Share Posted December 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Spider said: He whispered to me on Thursday that he has one case of Fog left in the cellar so there may be a chance. The Exterior Illumination is a very close substitute Had 2 last night Im going now as theres 6 of the new one with my name on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted December 19, 2020 Moderators Share Posted December 19, 2020 Got em 30 quid, 6 cans and a glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2020 Just now, Casino said: Got em 30 quid, 6 cans and a glass He mentioned the glass. I might have to go now FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 5 hours ago, boltondiver said: I'll mention your name. Does he know you as S, or S, S? Top tip - four packs of the red handgrenade McEwans are about £5 - carton of grapefruit juice are about 60p. Mix them - piss and wank into it et voila craft for a quarter of the price. £4.60 for a can of hipster semen mixed with Stones Bitter - you must be off your rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 I didn't bother with the glass yesterday, invested in an extra can instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted December 19, 2020 Moderators Share Posted December 19, 2020 Odd really as its a 440 and i like to get all the dregs in the can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 You lot are mental - six cans for thirty quid? You could get two slabs of Sagres for that - with change for fish and chips and a scallop. And a glass as a sweetener? I drink from a broke kettle. It's piss - it's crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: You lot are mental - six cans for thirty quid? You could get two slabs of Sagres for that - with change for fish and chips and a scallop. And a glass as a sweetener? I drink from a broke kettle. It's piss - it's crap. I’m torn. Its very expensive, but it’s fresh and locally produced so when Brexit kicks in and we are having the Corn Laws reintroduced, these cottage industries will be our BMW and Apple. Also, mass produced nonsense like carping and fosters is full of sugar additives and basically rots your guts. I can prove it. The density of my farts recently has been unbelievable. I bet they could get their own spot near the heavier end of the periodic table. But they have a natural, cow shitty edge to them. Standard lager pumps are acidic and nasty. So it’s a balancing act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Spider said: I’m torn. Its very expensive, but it’s fresh and locally produced so when Brexit kicks in and we are having the Corn Laws reintroduced, these cottage industries will be our BMW and Apple. Also, mass produced nonsense like carping and fosters is full of sugar additives and basically rots your guts. I can prove it. The density of my farts recently has been unbelievable. I bet they could get their own spot near the heavier end of the periodic table. But they have a natural, cow shitty edge to them. Standard lager pumps are acidic and nasty. So it’s a balancing act I wouldn't drink Bolty's tipple of choice - Fosters if it was free. Thirty quid for six cans? Of hipster piss? Mental. You can get a decentish red for six quid. 25% off six or more at Asda btw - shame most of it is catpiss. Five quid a can for shite I could knock up for 60p a pint. You're mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2020 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: I wouldn't drink Bolty's tipple of choice - Fosters if it was free. Thirty quid for six cans? Of hipster piss? Mental. You can get a decentish red for six quid. 25% off six or more at Asda btw - shame most of it is catpiss. Five quid a can for shite I could knock up for 60p a pint. You're mental. I do also have a large stash of Pilsner Urquell (imported) as I couldn’t justify sipping 6 Rivvies every night. Its no wonder my arse is in tatters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 It's probably time for a HIV test as you've been supping hipster jizz and piss for fuck knows how long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: It's probably time for a HIV test as you've been supping hipster jizz and piss for fuck knows how long. Wait til you see how much I paid for my Xmas day wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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