Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Youri McAnespie]

99p at HB too.

Fucking lethal shit.

Wasn't it Jazza's tipple of choice once upon a time?

I wouldn't even trust mesen with one.

I'd wake up a week later in a Salford crackhouse - married to a Senegalese brass, and shoeless...

[Youri McAnespie]

I'd convince the brass to be a camgirl instead and take her home.

A mate rang me once at daft 'o clock when he was travelling overseas - "look at this..." and sent me a url...

It was an open cam site.

He'd befriended two camgirls and was sat in an armchair in their flat in the background skinning up as they 'performed' - loads of yank blokes were commenting along the lines of "Who's that guy? Get him involved..." etc.

😃

Edited December 24, 2020 by Youri McAnespie

[Casino]

I had a 4 walls, 2 fog, 3 pressure drops and a verdant last night

Worked from 8 in the morning til 9 on thursday

Back in, 6 til 4 yesterday

So im quite pleased i got through them

Picked up 80 becks, 50p a bottle - for light relief and other family members - from asda as shipyard pale seems to have gone away for christmas

[Casino]

Just need to get up now 

 

just to add, it goes without saying

condolences go to @embankment and @crawshawbooth from all at casino towers

 

[Youri McAnespie]

I'm a m0ngo for leaving it so late. But Asda was ultra super strength m0ngo filled earlier - bellends of all persuasions maskless getting in one's space, others seemingly Unfamiliar with the most rudimentary aspects of the respiratory system with their noses popping over their masks - just don't bother pricks... Same goes for 'chinstrapper'... And fuck mop nowt in, including crackers. Two fucking days they're shut. And loads of wankers smoking reet outside. We're fucked we really are - brainless tossers. And no Guinness Original in either.

😵

 

 

Edited December 24, 2020 by Youri McAnespie

[Zico]

Finally got my tree up 

 

 

[Casino]

The 20 watt is a good one

The cloudwater dank is in the fridge

[Rudy]

10 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Finally got my tree up 

 

 

And not a Budweiser in sight. I’m proud of you. 
 

@Spider take note

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

And not a Budweiser in sight. I’m proud of you. 
 

@Spider take note

We’ve got a winner

[Spider]

The Frogs Leap is open and breathing for later

[Zico]

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

The Frogs Leap is open and breathing for later

dilly dilly

[Spider]

4 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

dilly dilly

😆😆😆

a side of Bud and corn dogs

[Guest]

The stars are conjunctioned tonight, for sure

[Rudy]

First beer opened

Sprog fed

Waiting on the Ruby to show up 

Let’s have it 

[ErnestTurnip]

Just got in from work, had a livener and now an IKAT is open. I've not had that much variety this year but definitely in my top 5 I reckon.

2021 is the year of variety and quality over quantity.

[Guest]

Daughters bike put up

Italian ordered

andi peters & baileys tonight 

[Casino]

33 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Just got in from work, had a livener and now an IKAT is open. I've not had that much variety this year but definitely in my top 5 I reckon.

2021 is the year of variety and quality over quantity.

I've got 94 'quality' cans, ie 4 quid or over

80 becks

16 superbock

6 westons

A few bottles of red

Assorted other bits

I'm buying nothing else til end of Feb

[DaisyHWanderer]

Got a load of amstel/Stella for volume, few brewdogs/camdens/supermarket crafts and a bottle of red. Chinese coming in a bit. It's not the boozer but it'll do

 

[ErnestTurnip]

T

10 minutes ago, Casino said:

I've got 94 'quality' cans, ie 4 quid or over

80 becks

16 superbock

6 westons

A few bottles of red

Assorted other bits

I'm buying nothing else til end of Feb

You're like a hipster doomsday prepper's wet dream with that list, enjoy.

 

[Not in Crawley]

Jack daniels apple with M&S ginger lemonade and a ton of ice in a tall glass. Its lovely.

[crawshawbooth]

started with piss water / john smiths about 3 down in Eagley

had a couple of old rosie n guiness

cant decide on port of call case , maybe leave for christmas day

and just dive into a garage full of champion

Not being a complete twat i have just served up the ultimate gin n tonic for better half

[burnden]

Bottle of Black Magic spiced rum opened .

[MancWanderer]

Just finished buying my Xmas stash.

8 cans Guinness

4 random cans of Cafferty’s - not had it for years - probably shite but it winked at me

2 boxes each of Marlborough SV and Argie Malbec

2 litres of JD and a bottle of Rhubarb and Ginger gin

Driving tomorrow and a fair bit up until New Year so that lot should see me through til January 

Only just noticed but condolences to crawshaw and embankment

[Leyther_Matt]

Condolences @crawshawboothand @embankment. Never a good time, as they say, but this time of year and amongst all the other shite in the world? Bloody hell. 

I’m on Coors Light and Bud Light tonight. Couldn’t cope with anything more flavoursome or higher percentage after dusting off bread & oils, garlic bread, big fuck off pizza and a slab of Victoria sponge. Don’t judge me. 

Edited December 24, 2020 by Leyther_Matt

[Guest]

4 walls

oh I say