Whilst waiting for the appointment of our next manager , what sort of comments or  keywords do folk expect to hear from either the New Manager himself or from Football Ventures when they speak to the press  following his appointment ? 

Lets see If we can Rhyme them all off 

I will start with

"Premier League Set up "  and " He was always top of our wanted list" and " David Lee has left by mutual consent"

59 minutes ago, DazBob said:

Our fans are twats.

But we need them onside.

Inordinate amount of table tennis bats, tax avoidance books, bingo machines and club shop merchandise. 

I have a fax from Lionel Messi 

It's not necessarily about bringing in new blood, it's about making the best out of what we've got, I've met a lot of the staff here and we've certainly got some unique ideas that the fans will love.

The hot dog rolls will not need to be buttered, we’ve already got an abundance of tomato ketchup and mustard at this club. If we mix them together in the right way, magic can happen.  

Edited June 29, 20205 yr by peelyfeet

I want to play football that gets people out of their seats 

16 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

It's not necessarily about bringing in new blood, it's about making the best out of what we've got, I've met a lot of the staff here and we've certainly got some unique ideas that the fans will love.

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All singing from the same hymn sheet hopefully

& he'll hit the ground running.

Looking forward to taking the club in the right direction because I really know my onions

5 hours ago, SatanGreavsie said:

With an unfortunate crease that makes it look like TWATT

"ambitious"

"young"

"the Anthill Mob? never hear of them"

 

 

Don Revie had heard of them though so that's all that matters; well apart from Black Lives but that goes without saying

I start with a blank Canvas 

 

 

 

All the existing squad will have a chance.

I'll be looking to bring in some new blood (signs player from Barrow)

Augers well?

"Put this great club back where it belongs"

"It's all about the three Ms - motivation, motivation and...motivation"

Interviewed next to Nat's statue he looks back, past the still futuristic looking curvature of the roof and on to the majesty of Winter Hill and Rivington, shimmering in the haze of an evening summer sun.

"That's what it's all about" he opines with a sweeping gesture. "Ornate Vistas"

The press shrug, seeking more clarification.

"Well that's me! My middle name is Ross, so Ian Ross Evatt - it's an anagram of Ornate Vistas! It was meant to be!"

Marc Iles feigns indifference but inwardly he's seething he didn't realise it earlier...he'd have got an entire piece out of that one

28 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

"Put this great club back where it belongs"

Without specifically stating where that is

All went well. Back now and drinking heavily.

I didn't realise how shit we actually are......

“One step at a time”

We’re not underestimating the massive job we have on our hands

I got tapped up and doubled my wages

"He brings with him an infectious enthusiasm to take the club forward  - once this wears off we are hopeful spectators will be allowed back into the stadium "

 

 

Tinpot Bolton is just a stepping stone for me, I'll be managing in the premier League this time next season.

I want to put the smiles back on fans face masks!

 

I was told there was a Nando's on site, but nothing; went to McDonalds and I couldnt understand a bloody word they said.

"non-negotiables"

"Starting work immediately"

"Difficult negotiations"

"We've got our man"

and of course the perrenial favourite

"Sleeping giant"

and an old favourite

"Club shop is open for your purchases" no sorry that was the previous administration.

Edited June 30, 20205 yr by Benny Bear