leigh white Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Had a bad fall last Sunday banging my head straight on the floor causing a lot of bleeding, first aid lads tried to help but had to call an ambulance, in Huddersfield hospital for ages and they were struggling to stem my nose bleed, so wizzed of to Calderdale hospital what managed to stem the bleed with two massive packers up my hooter. I got out after two days with gravel rash, a thick lip, a huge swelled nose and two black eyes. But the Yorkshire nurses were fantastic and they couldn't do enough for you, and the patients on the ward who were in a load worst state than me with really bad ailments were so chirpy talking away and friendly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 (edited) Obviously banged your head as you said Edited September 25, 2021 by H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted September 25, 2021 Author Share Posted September 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, H said: Obviously banged your head as you said Ha ha, I will be hating the fuckers again once these pills were off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 25, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2021 Hope you’re ok mate What the fuck caused the fall?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted September 25, 2021 Author Share Posted September 25, 2021 47 minutes ago, Spider said: Hope you’re ok mate What the fuck caused the fall?? Just running across a busy road with my mates and tripped and hit head first in a curb, OK now though and might venture out for a pint tomorrow, still a bit bruised to fuck but at least I can start breathing through my nose again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 25, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, leigh white said: Just running across a busy road with my mates and tripped and hit head first in a curb, OK now though and might venture out for a pint tomorrow, still a bit bruised to fuck but at least I can start breathing through my nose again. 😁😁 good to hear you clumsy bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted September 25, 2021 Author Share Posted September 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Spider said: 😁😁 good to hear you clumsy bastard Having those packers pulled down my nostrils was the most painful experience ever, I thought having my broken wrist sorted was torture, but this was on an other level, I bet if the Japs knew about this in 1942, it would have made the allies flee the islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Lesson is to avoid having your hands in your pockets when crossing the road. Oh, and avoid the 7.5% ciders, so I heard 😁 Knocks the spots off my head injury on the previous Leigh away game, at least! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted September 25, 2021 Author Share Posted September 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said: Lesson is to avoid having your hands in your pockets when crossing the road. Oh, and avoid the 7.5% ciders, so I heard 😁 Knocks the spots off my head injury on the previous Leigh away game, at least! It's hard work being a Leigh fan trying to keep up with the trendy real ale drinkers at the moment on the away jaunts.😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 25, 2021 Members Share Posted September 25, 2021 They’re all cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 26, 2021 Members Share Posted September 26, 2021 I love Yorkshire. Don't tell them though 🤫 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 26, 2021 Kinell, sounds a bit rough that. Hope you're right soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 14 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: I love Yorkshire. Don't tell them though 🤫 Almost as bad as pink-ism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 glad your ok pal not so far to fall at least 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 26, 2021 Members Share Posted September 26, 2021 31 minutes ago, Traf said: Almost as bad as pink-ism Didn't say i liked them. I said I liked Yorkshire. It's different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 26, 2021 13 minutes ago, little whitt said: glad your ok pal not so far to fall at least 😜 Haha, a bit rich though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted September 26, 2021 Author Share Posted September 26, 2021 Going two days without a pint was sending me into toxic shock, never realized how bad it can be just going cold turkey, they had to put me on a drip to stop me shaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, leigh white said: Going two days without a pint was sending me into toxic shock, never realized how bad it can be just going cold turkey, they had to put me on a drip to stop me shaking. Nowt to do with shock from the fall! Should have requested a pint with your dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted September 26, 2021 Author Share Posted September 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Nowt to do with shock from the fall! Should have requested a pint with your dinner. I was throwing everything up after a bite to eat, a load of dried blood what had trickled down my throat came up, scared me shitless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 26, 2021 7 minutes ago, leigh white said: I was throwing everything up after a bite to eat, a load of dried blood what had trickled down my throat came up, scared me shitless. Not surprised. Did they give you any paracetamol in your drip? Was once in for suspected appendicitis, and it worked a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted September 26, 2021 Author Share Posted September 26, 2021 18 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Not surprised. Did they give you any paracetamol in your drip? Was once in for suspected appendicitis, and it worked a treat. On my summery it said during admission he acutely withdrew from alcohol and was started on chlordiazepoxide reducing regime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, leigh white said: On my summery it said during admission he acutely withdrew from alcohol and was started on chlordiazepoxide reducing regime. Kinell, be careful then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted September 26, 2021 Author Share Posted September 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Kinell, be careful then. I've not a clue what it was, but fuck me it's not half given me a taste for chips and gravy, and not had a bag of chips for over a year or more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 (edited) 20 hours ago, leigh white said: Having those packers pulled down my nostrils was the most painful experience ever, I thought having my broken wrist sorted was torture, but this was on an other level, I bet if the Japs knew about this in 1942, it would have made the allies flee the islands. You’re not wrong. A few years ago i had an operation to clear my nasal passages, they carve away with a scapel anything that could hinder breathing thru’ the nose - cartiledge, tissue etc then they put a tube up each nostril and down into the throat. Bandages are then packed as tight as poss up each nostril right to the very back.5 days later they very slowly pull each bandage out, but they’re stuck to the rebored nostrils like superglue with all the dried blood etc. By the fuck it was an experience i’ll never forget. Edited September 26, 2021 by Burndens Bogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted September 26, 2021 Author Share Posted September 26, 2021 14 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: You’re not wrong. A few years ago i had an operation to clear my nasal passages, they carve away with a scapel anything that could hinder breathing thru’ the nose - cartiledge, tissue etc then they put a tube up each nostril and down into the throat. Bandages are then packed as tight as poss up each nostril right to the very back.5 days later they very slowly pull each bandage out, but they’re stuck to the rebored nostrils like superglue with all the dried blood etc. By the fuck it was an experience i’ll never forget. You think pain cant get any worse, after broken ribs, wrists, toothache, earache, and along comes another to top them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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