What we having?

Sister in law (modest handful) and her fella split, in-laws in France, so it's just the five of us at home. If I'm honest, I can't really be arsed; it's an early Sunday dinner, and will have all the fannying around without the extra gifts and booze.

 

Anyway, kids want turkey. They didn't have mash last year, and tbf I didn't miss it; however they insist. The wife usually asks for gammon, and that's my usual contribution to a family meal. I'm looking forward to making gravy, semifredo etc in advance. Go forth good folk of WWays; inspire me with your festive fayre 

I had a stunning plant based Turkey crown with all the trimmings 

Beast in the kitchen me

13 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I had steamed cabbage

EFA 

3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Merry Christmas you Welsh Pisspot 😀

Pisspot I can take but Welsh? I'm no taff 🙂

 

1 minute ago, wanderer1984 said:

Pisspot I can take but Welsh? I'm no taff 🙂

 

Merry Christmas my mate 

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Merry Christmas my mate 

Merry Christmas Rudy... are you on the whiskey yet?

Just cracked open the Penderyn with side of McEwans Headspace.

Still full from dinner so taking it easy... got a chicken salad butty ready for laters.

Contemplating playing Splatoon 2 with the kid but it looks mental.

3 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said:

Merry Christmas Rudy... are you on the whiskey yet?

Just cracked open the Penderyn with side of McEwans Headspace.

Still full from dinner so taking it easy... got a chicken salad butty ready for laters.

Contemplating playing Splatoon 2 with the kid but it looks mental.

Champers then beer , whiskey soon, do have some rum, no game tomorrow so let’s have it 

I’m fucking twatted

Has anyone been to the Cherry Tree today? In-laws are talking about not going out next year, which opens the possibility of the two of us going somewhere a bit nicer and that was the first place I thought of

16 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’m fucking twatted

12 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Has anyone been to the Cherry Tree today? In-laws are talking about not going out next year, which opens the possibility of the two of us going somewhere a bit nicer and that was the first place I thought of

I'd go to the cherry tree at the drop of a hat. 

Only reason ive not done it yet is my youngest is still hard work going out for meals 

Just now, Rudy said:

Steamers r us 

 

Just now, stevieb said:

I'd go to the cherry tree at the drop of a hat. 

Only reason ive not done it yet is my youngest is still hard work going out for meals 

Do they not do potato waffles?

1 hour ago, Traf said:

Only the two of us here. 
I'm not a fan of turkey and/or Xmas dinner.
Junior doesn't eat meat.

I sacked off the starter as I didn't have enough time or space to fucking do it. Over cooked the turkey, dropped half the fucking gravy on the floor, and only ate half of mine whilst trying to hold a 5 month old. 

I'm bloody starving now. I want to take my lashes and makeup off, bra off, pjs on to eat cheese and drink alcohol as I've not had a drop all day! 

Oh and to top it off my Mam and Dad bought the eldest a recorder. Fuckers where laughing their heads off when she opened it. 

Me now looking at the fridge

 

Just now, Rudy said:

Do they not do potato waffles

No one does. 

She's a fucking big titted idiot. 

1 minute ago, stevieb said:

No one does. 

She's a fucking big titted idiot. 

62 66

I'd have definitely had a crack at Melanie Williams (sub sub) if I'd seen her in a club in the mid to late 90's.

I digress.

Blondie as a childless tosser albeit one who has worked with kids (me), not in a grooming sense BTW.

My train of thought is eat it or go hungry.

Potato waffles I didn't even know they could be legally sold anymore.

Worse than Mr Grey having hash browns on his full English breakfast.

Edited December 25, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

I’m drinking genuine moonshine

Tomorrow will be hell 

Just now, Spider said:

I’m drinking genuine moonshine

Tomorrow will be hell 

Just carrying on drinking. Be reet

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’m drinking genuine moonshine

Tomorrow will be hell 

Tomorrow never knows 

47 minutes ago, Rudy said:

62 66

Generous! 🤣 

3 hours ago, stevieb said:

No one does. 

She's a fucking big titted idiot. 

I do think women have a set allocation for tits & brains, so the bigger one is, the smaller the other becomes.

How did those mushy peas go? 

Very nicely thank you, definitely worth the effort of the overnight soakery.

17 hours ago, stevieb said:

Duck 

It's the future. Fucking amazing. 

Bernard manning can get into the volcano the shit cunt! 

Cockerel... it was spot on, legs like Stuart Storer so plenty of meat