MancWanderer Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Just got back from Bolton after taking mother for a sumptuous turkey feast at my brother’s. Mrs and her family have just got back from a shitty Italian in Drolylsden, all pissed, and civil war has erupted. Crap food, table near the door where it was cold and all arguing with each other at top volume blaming each other for everything. As per for Christmas Day Mother had better live well past 100 so that I can continue to swerve that shite every year for a good while Quote
Rudy Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 I had a stunning plant based Turkey crown with all the trimmings Beast in the kitchen me Quote
stevieb Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, Rudy said: I had steamed cabbage EFA Quote
wanderer1984 Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Merry Christmas you Welsh Pisspot 😀 Pisspot I can take but Welsh? I'm no taff 🙂 Quote
Rudy Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 1 minute ago, wanderer1984 said: Pisspot I can take but Welsh? I'm no taff 🙂 Merry Christmas my mate Quote
wanderer1984 Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: Merry Christmas my mate Merry Christmas Rudy... are you on the whiskey yet? Just cracked open the Penderyn with side of McEwans Headspace. Still full from dinner so taking it easy... got a chicken salad butty ready for laters. Contemplating playing Splatoon 2 with the kid but it looks mental. Quote
Rudy Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said: Merry Christmas Rudy... are you on the whiskey yet? Just cracked open the Penderyn with side of McEwans Headspace. Still full from dinner so taking it easy... got a chicken salad butty ready for laters. Contemplating playing Splatoon 2 with the kid but it looks mental. Champers then beer , whiskey soon, do have some rum, no game tomorrow so let’s have it Quote
Leyther_Matt Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Has anyone been to the Cherry Tree today? In-laws are talking about not going out next year, which opens the possibility of the two of us going somewhere a bit nicer and that was the first place I thought of Quote
Rudy Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 16 minutes ago, Spider said: I’m fucking twatted Quote
stevieb Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said: Has anyone been to the Cherry Tree today? In-laws are talking about not going out next year, which opens the possibility of the two of us going somewhere a bit nicer and that was the first place I thought of I'd go to the cherry tree at the drop of a hat. Only reason ive not done it yet is my youngest is still hard work going out for meals Quote
Rudy Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Just now, stevieb said: I'd go to the cherry tree at the drop of a hat. Only reason ive not done it yet is my youngest is still hard work going out for meals Do they not do potato waffles? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Traf said: Only the two of us here. I'm not a fan of turkey and/or Xmas dinner. Junior doesn't eat meat. I sacked off the starter as I didn't have enough time or space to fucking do it. Over cooked the turkey, dropped half the fucking gravy on the floor, and only ate half of mine whilst trying to hold a 5 month old. I'm bloody starving now. I want to take my lashes and makeup off, bra off, pjs on to eat cheese and drink alcohol as I've not had a drop all day! Oh and to top it off my Mam and Dad bought the eldest a recorder. Fuckers where laughing their heads off when she opened it. Quote
stevieb Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: Do they not do potato waffles No one does. She's a fucking big titted idiot. Quote
Rudy Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 1 minute ago, stevieb said: No one does. She's a fucking big titted idiot. 62 66 Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 (edited) I'd have definitely had a crack at Melanie Williams (sub sub) if I'd seen her in a club in the mid to late 90's. I digress. Blondie as a childless tosser albeit one who has worked with kids (me), not in a grooming sense BTW. My train of thought is eat it or go hungry. Potato waffles I didn't even know they could be legally sold anymore. Worse than Mr Grey having hash browns on his full English breakfast. Edited December 25, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Spider Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 I’m drinking genuine moonshine Tomorrow will be hell Quote
bolton_blondie Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Just now, Spider said: I’m drinking genuine moonshine Tomorrow will be hell Just carrying on drinking. Be reet Quote
stevieb Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Spider said: I’m drinking genuine moonshine Tomorrow will be hell Tomorrow never knows Quote
stevieb Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 47 minutes ago, Rudy said: 62 66 Generous! 🤣 Quote
Traf Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 3 hours ago, stevieb said: No one does. She's a fucking big titted idiot. I do think women have a set allocation for tits & brains, so the bigger one is, the smaller the other becomes. Quote
Whitestar Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 Very nicely thank you, definitely worth the effort of the overnight soakery. Quote
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