Xmas Dinner

[Youri McAnespie]

34 minutes ago, stevieb said:

They really needed a 4th one with a bin bag for the wrapping paper. 

They took bin bags to shit in whilst they waited in bushes for their chance to terminate his command with extreme prejudice.

Happy birthday dear Jesus, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Dear jesus, happy birthday to you.

[stevieb]

15 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They took bin bags to shit in whilst they waited in bushes for their chance to terminate his command with extreme prejudice.

Happy birthday dear Jesus, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Dear jesus, happy birthday to you.

Never forgive, never forget. 

[boogs]

At the sister-in-laws for dinner today. All sat down as she brought the food out. The last bowl to come out was fucking sweetcorn!!! I got a sharp boot to the shin under the table from the Mrs when I burst out laughing thinking about this thread. 😂 

I politely declined when it was being offered round, with her giving me an angry face as she knew I wanted to call out such bullshit 😁

[Not in Crawley]

Sweet corn. Christ on a bike. 

Just had our starter, lobster tails. Mmmmm 

[Traf]

Just nipping out shortly to pick a Chinese up for tea.

[Sweep]

Just finished ours, I'm absolutely stuffed, the sister-in-law has done us proud.

Turkey, Pigs in Blankets, Cauli Cheese, Leeks, Carrots, Red Cabbage, Parsnips, Black Pudding, Gravy, Bread Sauce, Roasties, Chips.....and controversially.......Yorkshire Puddings

It was tremendous though, and not a mushy pea in sight.

[Not in Crawley]

Woah. Chips?

[Escobarp]

18 minutes ago, boogs said:

At the sister-in-laws for dinner today. All sat down as she brought the food out. The last bowl to come out was fucking sweetcorn!!! I got a sharp boot to the shin under the table from the Mrs when I burst out laughing thinking about this thread. 😂 

I politely declined when it was being offered round, with her giving me an angry face as she knew I wanted to call out such bullshit 😁

I hope you have politely declined to ever go there for Xmas dinner again. 

[boogs]

Thankfully, with the way these things work, it will be a good few years before I have to come up with an excuse. But yes, I share your sentiment 👍

[Youri McAnespie]

15 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Never forgive, never forget. 

I was making joke - if people want to celebrate the birthday of a fictional Nazarene by getting pissed and eating fowl and mushy peas and burnt parsnips then fair play.

I've turned to Mecca. So it's just Saturday without football.

I'm a bad one though as I've imbibed alcohol.

But not alone judging by the amount of empty spirit bottles obviously dumped from cars in the gutters of Great Lever, empty Nos cylinders and balloons too.

These young men are akin to kuffar with these exploits.

I'm a white devil born that way - they have no excuse.

[Escobarp]

2 minutes ago, boogs said:

Thankfully, with the way these things work, it will be a good few years before I have to come up with an excuse. But yes, I share your sentiment 👍

Tbh I think there’s grounds for having some sort of sworn declaration from any prospective wife or partner as to the quality and contents of a Xmas dinner 

 

and sign of mushy peas , sweet corn , bread sauce or cranberry and you at least know it’s destined to fail from Day one. 
 

it’s unacceptable behavior 

[bolton_blondie]

28 minutes ago, Traf said:

Just nipping out shortly to pick a Chinese up for tea.

Wish I fucking had

[boogs]

12 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Tbh I think there’s grounds for having some sort of sworn declaration from any prospective wife or partner as to the quality and contents of a Xmas dinner 

 

and sign of mushy peas , sweet corn , bread sauce or cranberry and you at least know it’s destined to fail from Day one. 
 

it’s unacceptable behavior 

To be fair, the S-i-L may well have made amends just this minute. Do presents after dinner these lot and she has given me a box of 8 different IPA's with an accompanying packet of nuts or crisp for each. I can't complain at that and it may just make up for the sweetcorn misdemeanour. 😁

For clarity as to why this gets her a pass on the sweetcorn, for the last ten years she has given me a cop-out amazon voucher.

Edited December 25, 2021 by boogs

[stevieb]

Duck 

It's the future. Fucking amazing. 

Bernard manning can get into the volcano the shit cunt! 

[Rudy]

34 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Woah. Chips?

🌋 

[stevieb]

Also I think I'm about to break the Internet. The Mrs knows about this thread and it's many many revalations... 

But 

She's served my 4 year old a fucking potato waffle instead of roast potatoes as she's not a fan of spuds. Even my daughter fucked it off! 

[Rudy]

15 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Also I think I'm about to break the Internet. The Mrs knows about this thread and it's many many revalations... 

But 

She's served my 4 year old a fucking potato waffle instead of roast potatoes as she's not a fan of spuds. Even my daughter fucked it off! 

[stevieb]

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Got engaged. 

No intentions of a wedding. 

 

 

 

 

 

Volcano 

 

[Escobarp]

A potato waffle on a Xmas dinner table.
 

Sorry Stevie but tell your dear missus to just fuck off. 

[Leyther_Matt]

You know it was a good curry when all three of us went straight to bed for an hour as soon as we got home. Only issue was the tandoori lamb chop starter has made my fingers look like I’ve smoked 60 a day for the last 50 years. Going to have to soak them in turps. 

[stevieb]

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

A potato waffle on a Xmas dinner table.
 

Sorry Stevie but tell your dear missus to just fuck off. 

Even if it's for a fussy 4 year old... 

Volcano. 

[ErnestTurnip]

We’re having butties next year.

Every year I spend all day doing a veggie meal and a normal one to a decent enough standard , and every year folk are either hungover or pissed or over face themselves with summat and it ends up getting half-eaten.

Then they all vanish with a “we’ll sort the pots out later” and I just do em because they’ll get fucking left.

Well I’ve officially fucking resigned as of tonight.

Edited December 25, 2021 by ErnestTurnip

[stevieb]

6 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

We’re having butties next year.

Every year I spend all day doing a veggie meal and a normal one to a decent enough standard , and every year folk are either hungover or pissed or over face themselves with summat and it ends up getting half-eaten.

Then they all vanish with a “we’ll sort the pots out later” and I just do em because they’ll get fucking left.

Well I’ve officially fucking resigned as of tonight.

Mug 

Get some tips off Youri. 

Get smashed. Whoopsie butties you've fought off the local illegal immigrant for dinner and a takeaway for tea.

Or just serve em potato waffles for Christmas Dinner. Its a thing. I've seen it with my own eyes! 🤣 

[Not in Crawley]

Stuffed now, thinking of going to bed in about an hour, be up nice and fresh for our proper Xmas day tomorrow with the kids.

[Traf]

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Wish I fucking had

Only the two of us here. 
I'm not a fan of turkey and/or Xmas dinner.
Junior doesn't eat meat.