Members Rudy Posted December 24, 2021 Members Share Posted December 24, 2021 5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Who has been calling you a weasel? Mines more like a shrews or deer mouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 24, 2021 9 minutes ago, Rudy said: Mines more like a shrews or deer mouse A deer mouse? How big are they then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 24, 2021 Members Share Posted December 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, MickyD said: A deer mouse? How big are they then? The smallest I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 30 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Never done it. You're not inspiring me to do so!😄 Depends how much you value not cooking and/or avoiding the washing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 24, 2021 Members Share Posted December 24, 2021 Yeah fuck it. I like it now. Cheers you bunch of sexy yobs x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Took the elderly folks to the Cherry Tree this afternoon. Was excellent and only £120 for the 4 of us. The same scran elsewhere tomorrow would set me back 3 times that. Madness. Any road, dogs walked and beers are now out. Happy Christmas ya feckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 24, 2021 15 minutes ago, Duck Egg said: Took the elderly folks to the Cherry Tree this afternoon. Was excellent and only £120 for the 4 of us. The same scran elsewhere tomorrow would set me back 3 times that. Madness. Any road, dogs walked and beers are now out. Happy Christmas ya feckers. Just got back from there meself. The fillet steak was flawless. As was the arse on the girl who greeted us at the door. Fckin love it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: Just got back from there meself. The fillet steak was flawless. As was the arse on the girl who greeted us at the door. Fckin love it there. Nice. The gammon was excellent even though I feel awkward ordering it these days in case I'm mistaken for a Brexit supporter. Staff were excellent and ours was working a 12 hour shift. No wonder they've got tight buns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Leyther_Matt said: Depends how much you value not cooking and/or avoiding the washing up Hate the washing up. Quite enjoy doing the dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wanderer1984 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 20 hours ago, Bigtoe said: Did you nick that plate from spoons? From Next I think 🤔 I only nick glasses from pubs 🤓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 20 hours ago, DaisyHWanderer said: Jamie oliver? A bird from work made something similar last week, enjoyed it Aye... went down a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Does anyone actually like Baileys or is it just bought cos it's Christmas? Really not keen on creamy drinks. Add Whiskey to it and loads of ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 24, 2021 Members Share Posted December 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said: Add Whiskey to it and loads of ice. I'd be asleep before kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 6 hours ago, Rudy said: Why have you got pictures of our maud greeting me home from work this afternoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 8 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Oooooh. Why have I never thought of this? Because caffeine wears off sooner than booze? There's a reason the Scots call Buckfast 'Wreck the Hoose Juice'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Because caffeine wears off sooner than booze? There's a reason the Scots call Buckfast 'Wreck the Hoose Juice'. No wonder the monks wrecked the abbey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said: Why have you got pictures of our maud greeting me home from work this afternoon? I really struggled with Christmassy porn, I just picture that scene in Gremlins were Phoebe whatever told the tale about her dad. And Santa with his cock out that fiend DazBob posted. The pervert. Whoever she is I bet my house she has pierced tongue, pierced clit and pierced nipples - the slut then dresses as Mrs Claus - dirty mare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said: No wonder the monks wrecked the abbey They went to Lindisfarne pissed up on the stuff and smashed up a salad bar in a Harvester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 25, 2021 Members Share Posted December 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Leyther_Matt said: Why have you got pictures of our maud greeting me home from work this afternoon? Who you think took the pic? 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Mrs been called in to work 🙄 so early dinner for us. Enjoy your day everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said: Mrs been called in to work 🙄 so early dinner for us. Enjoy your day everyone Mushy Fucking Peas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, stevieb said: Mushy Fucking Peas It's The Future 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Just now, wanderer1984 said: It's The Future 😉 None of that quick soak shit either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 (edited) It's not bloody mumsnet. Pictures of naked women or depraved gay sex acts only. I'm not posting a picture of my meagre takeaway Christmas meal - if any are even open. (I do have 17 cans of Guinness and three Hobgoblins to tide me over - so not all bad). And they need to steep for 12 hours at least you animal. Edited December 25, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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