What we having?

Sister in law (modest handful) and her fella split, in-laws in France, so it's just the five of us at home. If I'm honest, I can't really be arsed; it's an early Sunday dinner, and will have all the fannying around without the extra gifts and booze.

 

Anyway, kids want turkey. They didn't have mash last year, and tbf I didn't miss it; however they insist. The wife usually asks for gammon, and that's my usual contribution to a family meal. I'm looking forward to making gravy, semifredo etc in advance. Go forth good folk of WWays; inspire me with your festive fayre 

9 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Mines more like a shrews or deer mouse

A deer mouse? How big are they then?

4 minutes ago, MickyD said:

A deer mouse? How big are they then?

The smallest I think 

30 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Never done it.

You're not inspiring me to do so!😄

Depends how much you value not cooking and/or avoiding the washing up

Yeah fuck it. I like it now. Cheers you bunch of sexy yobs x

Took the elderly folks to the Cherry Tree this afternoon. Was excellent and only £120 for the 4 of us. The same scran elsewhere tomorrow would set me back 3 times that. Madness. 

Any road, dogs walked and beers are now out.  Happy Christmas ya feckers.

15 minutes ago, Duck Egg said:

Took the elderly folks to the Cherry Tree this afternoon. Was excellent and only £120 for the 4 of us. The same scran elsewhere tomorrow would set me back 3 times that. Madness. 

Any road, dogs walked and beers are now out.  Happy Christmas ya feckers.

Just got back from there meself.

The fillet steak was flawless.

As was the arse on the girl who greeted us at the door.

Fckin love it there.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Just got back from there meself.

The fillet steak was flawless.

As was the arse on the girl who greeted us at the door.

Fckin love it there.

Nice.  The gammon was excellent even though I feel awkward ordering it these days in case I'm mistaken for a Brexit supporter. 

Staff were excellent and ours was working a 12 hour shift. No wonder they've got tight buns.

1 hour ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Depends how much you value not cooking and/or avoiding the washing up

Hate the washing up. Quite enjoy doing the dinner.

20 hours ago, Bigtoe said:

Did you nick that plate from spoons?

From Next I think 🤔 I only nick glasses from pubs 🤓

20 hours ago, DaisyHWanderer said:

Jamie oliver? A bird from work made something similar last week, enjoyed it

Aye... went down a treat.

2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Does anyone actually like Baileys or is it just bought cos it's Christmas? Really not keen on creamy drinks. 

Add Whiskey to it and loads of ice.

3 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said:

Add Whiskey to it and loads of ice.

I'd be asleep before kids

6 hours ago, Rudy said:

Why have you got pictures of our maud greeting me home from work this afternoon?

8 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Oooooh. Why have I never thought of this? 

Because caffeine wears off sooner than booze?

There's a reason the Scots call Buckfast 'Wreck the Hoose Juice'.

 

8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Because caffeine wears off sooner than booze?

There's a reason the Scots call Buckfast 'Wreck the Hoose Juice'.

 

No wonder the monks wrecked the abbey 

13 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Why have you got pictures of our maud greeting me home from work this afternoon?

I really struggled with Christmassy porn, I just picture that scene in Gremlins were Phoebe whatever told the tale about her dad.

And Santa with his cock out that fiend DazBob posted.

The pervert.

Whoever she is I bet my house she has pierced tongue, pierced clit and pierced nipples - the slut then dresses as Mrs Claus - dirty mare.

 

3 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

No wonder the monks wrecked the abbey 

They went to Lindisfarne pissed up on the stuff and smashed up a salad bar in a Harvester.

5 hours ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Why have you got pictures of our maud greeting me home from work this afternoon?

Who you think took the pic? 👀

Mrs been called in to work 🙄 so early dinner for us. Enjoy your day everyone 

12 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said:

Mrs been called in to work 🙄 so early dinner for us. Enjoy your day everyone 

Mushy 

Fucking 

Peas 

8 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Mushy 

Fucking 

Peas 

It's

The

Future 

😉

Just now, wanderer1984 said:

It's

The

Future 

😉

None of that quick soak shit either! 

It's not bloody mumsnet.

Pictures of naked women or depraved gay sex acts only.

I'm not posting a picture of my meagre takeaway Christmas meal - if any are even open.

(I do have 17 cans of Guinness and three Hobgoblins to tide me over - so not all bad).

And they need to steep for 12 hours at least you animal.

Edited December 25, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

44 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said:

Mrs been called in to work 🙄 so early dinner for us. Enjoy your day everyone 

Steeping tablet and pea net.

Goodness gracious me.

The rest of the veg look splendid, and you’re about to commit an atrocity.