Xmas Dinner

[Spider]

44 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said:

Mrs been called in to work 🙄 so early dinner for us. Enjoy your day everyone 

Steeping tablet and pea net.

Goodness gracious me.

The rest of the veg look splendid, and you’re about to commit an atrocity.

[little whitt]

Just burnt my Parsnips 

Second lot in now 

[wanderer1984]

54 minutes ago, Spider said:

Steeping tablet and pea net.

Goodness gracious me.

The rest of the veg look splendid, and you’re about to commit an atrocity.

Nah... just boiled petit pois for me. Don't be worrying yourself.

Jokes init

[wanderer1984]

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

It's not bloody mumsnet.

Pictures of naked women or depraved gay sex acts only.

I'm not posting a picture of my meagre takeaway Christmas meal - if any are even open.

(I do have 17 cans of Guinness and three Hobgoblins to tide me over - so not all bad).

And they need to steep for 12 hours at least you animal.

No one wants to see your meat and two veg anyway 😉

Merry Christmas Youri 

[Not in Crawley]

Just had our brekkie of eggs benedict (duck eggs) with crayfish

Lovely.

[bolton_blondie]

4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Just had our brekkie of eggs benedict (duck eggs) with crayfish

Lovely.

We had bacon barms. How the upper class live 😉

[stevieb]

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

We had bacon barms. How the upper class live 😉

I've had 2 paracetamol. 

[bolton_blondie]

Why oh why do they shove the turkeys neck up its arse hole?!? 🤢

[little whitt]

Ive had Last Nights Indian about 9am

[Spider]

1 hour ago, stevieb said:

I've had 2 paracetamol. 

Big Pharma shagger

[Dimron]

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Just had our brekkie of eggs benedict (duck eggs) with crayfish

Lovely.

Forgot to set the crayfish traps in my bit of river, maybe New Year. I can climb the fence and nick some duck eggs from next door :-)

[stevieb]

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

Big Pharma shagger

You knows it. 

Bill Gates and his 5G can't get his depopulation agenda into my aldi paracetamol

[Burndens Bogs]

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

We had bacon barms. How the upper class live 😉

Same here, done the same every year since christ was born.

[bolton_blondie]

24 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Same here, done the same every year since christ was born.

Didn't one of the three wise Kings bring HP? 

[Not in Crawley]

54 minutes ago, Dimron said:

Forgot to set the crayfish traps in my bit of river, maybe New Year. I can climb the fence and nick some duck eggs from next door :-)

I wouldn't eat anything that crawls out of the Ravensborne - our nearest river which cuts from Lewisham through Catford. Delightful.

As for ducks, they get aten by the millions of scabby, mange ridden urban foxes round here.

[Spider]

On 07/12/2021 at 16:01, Whitestar said:

3 meats, turkey ( breast roast roll) from Morrisons, not cheap but nice and no waist.

Pork, probably leg roast circa £8.

Gammon, probably from tesco, again £7-8.

Plenty left over for barms on boxing Day.

Stuffing recipe is one we saw on a tv cookery show about 15 years ago by a female chef, name i can't remember but i think its still on the bbc website.

Mushy peas made from them old fashioned soak overnight batchelers.

Carrots are a tom kerridge recipe.

Red cabbage, (frozen from lidl) if available.

Roasties, home made.

Sprouts, only me likes em.

Yorkshire's? NO WAY.

Little sausages with bacon, love them.

Gravy??? Maybe buy some.

Well

This was it

Genesis.

Im an hour from tucking into my din dins but all I can think about is @Whitestarproudly parading his pan of peas to the dinner table in his house.

A fanfare of heaving and expletives from his guests as the green mud is presented.

Its also just occurred to me that placement is likely to be a factor.

But I don’t want to think too much about it.

[Escobarp]

Good bless her majesty the queen. Our queen. 
 

time for some fucking grub now 

[Spider]

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Good bless her majesty the queen. Our queen. 
 

time for some fucking grub now 

Aye

was a smashing speech that.

82, 79

[stevieb]

11 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Good bless her majesty the queen. Our queen. 
 

time for some fucking grub now 

She's already croaked it and that was a deep fake. 

ALLEGEDLY 

[Escobarp]

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

Aye

was a smashing speech that.

82, 79

Must be a strong bra?

[Spider]

3 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Must be a strong bra?

Harris Tweed mate

[Burndens Bogs]

4 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

We had bacon barms. How the upper class live 😉

 

2 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Same here, done the same every year since christ was born.

 

2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Didn't one of the three wise Kings bring HP? 

Yep and one brought white pepper, the third one brought a brew.

 

[stevieb]

6 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

 

 

Yep and one brought white pepper, the third one brought a brew.

 

They really needed a 4th one with a bin bag for the wrapping paper. 

[Not in Crawley]

The Princess Bride book is on Radio 4 is anyone needs something to listen to whilst cooking or washing up.

[Youri McAnespie]

5 hours ago, wanderer1984 said:

No one wants to see your meat and two veg anyway 😉

Merry Christmas Youri 

Merry Christmas you Welsh Pisspot 😀