What's Everyone up to then 

Is it me or dose it not Feel the Same as years gone by 

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

He had a secret gay wedding to Bradley Cooper.

Elton and David Furnish were joint best men.

 

Joint is the word of the weekend.

I heard they had a human centipede party after the buffet 

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Joint is the word of the weekend.

I heard they had a human centipede party after the buffet 

They didn't fire it up as Elton is a reformed hypocrite...

They did do a choo choo train though - Furnish the unlucky front and Cooper bringing up the rear. Tom Cruise peered through the window on a stepladder and pocketwanked.

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They didn't fire it up as Elton is a reformed hypocrite...

They did do a choo choo train though - Furnish the unlucky front and Cooper bringing up the rear. Tom Cruise peered through the window on a stepladder and pocketwanked.

Yeah but it was quick , Katie Homes kept the engine running 

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Yeah but it was quick , Katie Homes kept the engine running 

He nobbed Penelope Cruz.

Course you did petal.

 

Nice summer's day 

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Gerard Butler would be ridden into battle. 

'kinell BB, looks like you've ruffled the feathers of a couple of posters🤢

3 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said:

'kinell BB, looks like you've ruffled the feathers of a couple of posters🤢

It’s the bracelet.

It screams willy wufter 

4 hours ago, fester58 said:

still game

buckfast

 

Still game is superb. been watching a few episodes over Xmas. 

1 hour ago, athywhite1958 said:

'kinell BB, looks like you've ruffled the feathers of a couple of posters🤢

I don't care. I'd let him smash my cervix. 

5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I don't care. I'd let him smash my cervix. 

An Englishman, an Englishman and an Englishman walk into a pub on NYE…..

26 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

An Englishman, an Englishman and an Englishman walk into a pub on NYE…..

and Two have COVID 

41 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

An Englishman, an Englishman and an Englishman walk into a pub on NYE…..

 

These days

18 hours ago, Dimron said:

Boars Head was next but one the the Pasty Shop... my cousin's pub until it burned down

Otherwise known as the Hoars Bed.

Where, exactly, was JJB

Further down than hogarth?

It was where the tax office was.

18 minutes ago, Mannyroader said:

Otherwise known as the Hoars Bed.

It was the place to start many a night out working around town to Scamps

4 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Gerard Butler would be ridden into battle. 

Playing in the Wways 5-a-side team (possibly the Mount Skip team) and one of the opposition players shouts out “fuckin’ ell, they’ve got Gerard Butler playing for them” - nodding towards myself.

Based on the above and the cervix smashing comments - I’ll take that look-a-likely!

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

I don't care. I'd let him smash my cervix. 

I saw him in the shower at Farnworth Pool - he was learning to swim for a sham role in surfing film 'Chasing Mavericks' he's shit scared of the ocean - his cock a third little finger.

And he was fondling his male swimming instructor.

Edited December 31, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

1 hour ago, Smiley said:

Playing in the Wways 5-a-side team (possibly the Mount Skip team) and one of the opposition players shouts out “fuckin’ ell, they’ve got Gerard Butler playing for them” - nodding towards myself.

Based on the above and the cervix smashing comments - I’ll take that look-a-likely!

One of my pals is the spits of him. Loves the attention he gets because of it. 

Fireworks started

Noncing tackle that 

1 minute ago, radcliffe white said:

Fireworks started

Noncing tackle that 

Indeed.

Was never a thing, then crept in at midnight, which I can understand. 

Why cunts let them off at all times fuck knows. 

Not just today neither. Seems to be some tool with them quite regularly now.

9 minutes ago, radcliffe white said:

Fireworks started

Noncing tackle that 

Not condoning it but it could be a family with young kids. Get the kids to see the fireworks then fuck off to bed so the adults can party. 

Or they're celebrating their 'home nation' hitting the midnight in their time zone. 

Or both 

Or just cunts. 

7 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Indeed.

Was never a thing, then crept in at midnight, which I can understand. 

Why cunts let them off at all times fuck knows. 

Not just today neither. Seems to be some tool with them quite regularly now.

First time I recall was at the millennium, may be wrong but don’t remember fireworks on NYE before that.

used to enjoy in younger days when they’d have bands on on the town hall square, but that got stopped the year after the band got bottled off , everyone invaded the scaffold stage , sang wanderers and it collapsed. About 1987/88
got my picture in the paper jumping down from that , much to my mum and dads disgust , as it said yobs ruin nye or similar. 

happy days 

Edited December 31, 20214 yr by fatolive
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I remember millennium fireworks. Stood outside my brother's place watching. Was actually a remarkable event and enjoyable- sounded like Baghdad 😀