Kachunga out for season

The lad from Germany with a name I can not spell couple of weeks

 

this thread could be longer than Brexit 

2 minutes ago, thebells said:

🤐. For balance, quite a lot of players use this gym. 

Assuming it's a public gym, that surprises me- doesn't the club have such facilities?

11 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Assuming it's a public gym, that surprises me- doesn't the club have such facilities?

There’s a gym at Lostock but it doesn’t have a swimming pool unlike said public gym if it’s still the same gym that has been used previously 

Edited September 4, 20241 yr by Leyther_Matt

27 minutes ago, thebells said:

Adeboyejo has looked perfectly fit and healthy on the few occasions I've seen him at the gym in the last week or so.

Not suggesting he isn't injured, but wouldn't think it's a back injury!

Were you sprinkling pepper near him by any chance?

2 hours ago, burnden said:

Just listened to that the last word thing iles does he reckons adeboyejo hurt his back by sneezing .

It'll be someone at the club winding him up

1 hour ago, Dr. Feelgood said:

Any report on Desmond today ?

Evatt says he jarred his knee but was taken off because he'd previously injured said knee last season

They don't expect it to be anything serious

15 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Evatt says he jarred his knee but was taken off because he'd previously injured said knee last season

They don't expect it to be anything serious

They always say that but let’s hope this time they’re right. 🙂

2 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Assuming it's a public gym, that surprises me- doesn't the club have such facilities?

Honestly no idea. Back in the Euxton training days the club had a link up with the Chorley branch of the gym. Guessing it’s a ‘perk’ offered to players 

Vic may well be injured. Just not sure lifting weights would help with a back injury (but I’m not a physio) 

2 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Assuming it's a public gym, that surprises me- doesn't the club have such facilities?

gym and facilities at Lostock being revamped

40 minutes ago, Ratwhite said:

gym and facilities at Lostock being revamped

👍

In the Big Sam days they used to use Esporta (now Nuffield) for "active recovery" on a Sunday morning 

20 hours ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

It'll be someone at the club winding him up

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/24562080.bolton-wanderers-victor-adeboyejo-side-lined-sneeze/

35 minutes ago, Cheese said:

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/24562080.bolton-wanderers-victor-adeboyejo-side-lined-sneeze/

Bloody hell

Even Evatt's in on the joke

My Dad, in his early twenties I think, once sneezed whilst washing up and it did something to a nerve in his back.  Suffered with it for years and years.

That'll learn him for washing up.

Wasn’t there something about why your eyes close when you sneeze as the force could blow your eyeballs out?

My friend had a boss that was on a golf course playing with another man that had suffered for years with bad headaches and occasional blurred vision, anyway this man suddenly sneezed and a massive dangling snot shoots out of one nostril, he pulls it and its like a long rubber band.

Apparently her boss is vomiting at the sight of this but that man felt instantly cured after years of suffering.

Sneeze is good for you.

I sneezed in Tesco's* & felt a very sharp pain in my rib-cage and it hurt like shite to breath deeply.

I'd fractured two lower ribs by the tip.

 

*other supermarkets are available. 

2 hours ago, DazBob said:

My Dad, in his early twenties I think, once sneezed whilst washing up and it did something to a nerve in his back.  Suffered with it for years and years.

That'll learn him for washing up.

Mild Green Hairy Disc Slip.

9 hours ago, Dr. Feelgood said:

I sneezed in Tesco's* & felt a very sharp pain in my rib-cage and it hurt like shite to breath deeply.

I'd fractured two lower ribs by the tip.

 

*other supermarkets are available. 

I known many patients that have suffered from muscle hernias , "slipped" disc problems , blackouts , anuerisms, torn abductor & adductor  muscles and even a fatal brain heamorrhage whilst having severe coughing or sneezing fits . The amount of pressure built up in the body is pretty incredible. 

There is also something called cough or coughing syncopy where the act of coughing shoots the bodys blood pressure so high its an instant collapse. 

This thread isn't much comfort while I've got the sniffles

6 minutes ago, Stig said:

This thread isn't much comfort while I've got the sniffles

Just don't fckg sneeze.

Best not to sneeze when you’ve got the shits too 👍

1 hour ago, Stig said:

This thread isn't much comfort while I've got the sniffles

Tell the missus you're not washing up because you've read that someone's dad put their back out for years.

21 hours ago, Cheese said:

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/24562080.bolton-wanderers-victor-adeboyejo-side-lined-sneeze/

Its even maid the SKY NEWS main page 

Question is will Vic now play with a tissue strapped under his nose? 

Tutu out for 6 weeks