9 minutes ago, paulhanley said:

Reading those comments ... they're desperately after igniting a rivalry. Morecambe FC - welcome to the club that includes Blackpool, Wigan, Tranmere and formerly Bury. You can probably even lob in Oldham and Stockport. 

There'll be simmering resentment now for decades in the seaside town they forgot to close down. A cheer at half time when we are losing in a future Championship or Prem game while Morecambe are drawing 0-0 at home to Crawley. Or possibly Kettering/Bromley/Dover once they are truly back to their level. 

Oh well. Nothing new under the sun. 

Come come

nuclear bomb

5 minutes ago, Mantra said:

 

We stand as one.

I fucking love this club.

I utterly adore what Sharon has brought. She’s One of us.

Theres us, then there’s 91 other clubs who can fuck off.

Edited February 5, 20224 yr by Spider

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Come come

nuclear bomb

There's an idea. Nuclear bomb Morecambe = instant improvement

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Come come

nuclear bomb

Etch a postcard

How I dearly wish I was not here.

1 minute ago, MickyD said:

There's an idea. Nuclear bomb Morecambe = instant improvement

Never been before. It's a proper shit hole isn't it? 

Anyone else missed last train home?

59 minutes ago, Spider said:

“I’m super proud of MY football club.”

What a fucking guy

Dont worry Ian Lad.  

We smashed the fuck out of the cunts outside

 

I’d buy our Sharon a bag of nuts and a chippy up scout road 

10 minutes ago, Spider said:

We stand as one.

I fucking love this club.

I utterly adore what Sharon has brought. She’s One of us.

Theres us, then there’s 91 other clubs who can fuck off.

Great stance however it all looks very hypocritical when you see the behaviour of some of our lot. 

I reckon that was the most enjoyable point I’ve ever witnessed in 40 years of watching

 

JUSTICE

If you threw a coin then you’re a bottle less cunt. If you’re a bottle throwing then you’re a bottle throwing even slightly less of a cunt. However if you own a taxi who offers favourable rates between the biker pub near Morecambe station and Leigh then you’re a hero. 

15 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I’d buy our Sharon a bag of nuts and a chippy up scout road 

A t-bone tube steak Saturday  special from Scout Road Chippy? Served in the backseat?

We're going to get about 6 seconds on Quest whilst they balloon for hours on Rotherham.

Edit: it really is like a shitty shittest MOTD, two seconds at the arse end I bet.

Edit: Well that was worth watching an hour of dross for.

Edited February 5, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

Loved limbs all over the place with jeep and the howfen massive. That was a proper away day. 

14 minutes ago, royal white said:

Great stance however it all looks very hypocritical when you see the behaviour of some of our lot. 

Every club has them mate.

They need to calm down to be honest, but it’s an emotional sport. I get it.

9 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

A t-bone tube steak Saturday  special from Scout Road Chippy? Served in the backseat?

Chipolata in half a baguette 

19 minutes ago, royal white said:

Great stance however it all looks very hypocritical when you see the behaviour of some of our lot. 

Some unsavoury incidents being reported for sure. 

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Some unsavoury incidents being reported for sure. 

1 bottle of orange and 1 lighter was thrown at the keeper. Bit daft that.

The rest though, well that's just a great away day

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Some unsavoury incidents being reported for sure. 

We do seem to have attracted an element of idiots using the “screen” of football crowds to exhibit some questionable opinions, but I would hope the decent fans will weed out the wankers before long.

3 minutes ago, gonzo said:

1 bottle of orange and 1 lighter was thrown at the keeper. Bit daft that.

The rest though, well that's just a great away day

There keeper milked it to fuck and what happened behind the dug out back fired the break worked to our advantage . We were poor second half 

Why they so wound up about Trafford?

5 minutes ago, gonzo said:

1 bottle of orange and 1 lighter was thrown at the keeper. Bit daft that.

The rest though, well that's just a great away day

Thrown, behave, it was blown out of their hands 

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

We do seem to have attracted an element of idiots using the “screen” of football crowds to exhibit some questionable opinions, but I would hope the decent fans will weed out the wankers before long.

If the stories of a person being thrown out of their wheelchair/scooter are true then the culprit should be given a one way ticket to Rudy's volcano.

14 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Chipolata in half a baguette 

I used to serve up a jumbo sausage in a barm, nah to my shame the only time I went up Scout Road Chippy was with some MILF (I had beer goggles on too, she drove - Ford Fiesta iirc) I could only muster a semi as I was eight Stellas in, but she insisted on a Johnny, I thumbed it in in the passenger side but was eerily scared about the handbrake going up my arse...it was not my finest hour.

She did drop me back off in town.

Saw her during the day a few weeks later in town - she had about twelve kids in tow. No wonder I managed to half-heartedly put my marshmallow nob in.

Fucked up when you've penetrated someone and can't even recall their name.

On the negative side, sooner or later we’ll get hit with a fine or reduced tickets 

On The positive side it’s about time opposition teams got back to fearing BWFC turning over their gaff, turning up to ours knowing they are in for a tough away day