52 minutes ago, MickyD said:

There's an idea. Nuclear bomb Morecambe = instant improvement

Make a good song for when they come here, to the tune of Kumbaya ma lord. 😂

11 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

If the stories of a person being thrown out of their wheelchair/scooter are true then the culprit should be given a one way ticket to Rudy's volcano.

Should of just slashed their tyres. No need for tipping them out. 

15 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I used to serve up a jumbo sausage in a barm, nah to my shame the only time I went up Scout Road Chippy was with some MILF (I had beer goggles on too, she drove - Ford Fiesta iirc) I could only muster a semi as I was eight Stellas in, but she insisted on a Johnny, I thumbed it in in the passenger side but was eerily scared about the handbrake going up my arse...it was not my finest hour.

She did drop me back off in town.

Saw her during the day a few weeks later in town - she had about twelve kids in tow. No wonder I managed to half-heartedly put my marshmallow nob in.

Fucked up when you've penetrated someone and can't even recall their name.

Did the handbrake go in your bum bum? Because even then, it would be some trick to press the button to release it.

1 hour ago, royal white said:

Great stance however it all looks very hypocritical when you see the behaviour of some of our lot. 

I've got to agree really. I think today could come back to bite us on the arse.

Edited February 5, 20224 yr by Cheese

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

Did the handbrake go in your bum bum? Because even then, it would be some trick to press the button to release it.

It didn't but I had an anal sphincter strategy prepared in the event of such an occurrence. What kind of slag goes trawling the pubs of Bolton in their car for young blokes? I was worried about her wandering fingers though too. Why pick someone obviously half-pissed? Maybe if she'd netted me earlier I would've been more vigorous and I could be deadbeat dad to kid 13?

Edited February 5, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

4 minutes ago, Cheese said:

I've got to agree really. I think today could come back to bite us on the arse.

Nah.

Theres fans up and down the country acting like pricks. We’re no different.

Its simply become fashionable to act the balloon on a Saturday. Britain was built on it.

Finally home, 9.5 hours on trains today and half of that piss wet through. What a tumbling, tumbling shithole Morecambe is.

14 minutes ago, Spider said:

Nah.

Theres fans up and down the country acting like pricks. We’re no different.

Its simply become fashionable to act the balloon on a Saturday. Britain was built on it.

That's the issue. We are different. There's a general consensus that good-old Football Hooliganism is on the rise again - and due to our stature - I suspect we're being watched very closely - by the police, the EFL, and our owners. Pitch invasions and lobbing stuff leaves us very little wiggle-room if we're attempting to take the moral highground and complain about the behaviour of opposition fans.

Edited February 5, 20224 yr by Cheese

Just a friendly dust up

54 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

If the stories of a person being thrown out of their wheelchair/scooter are true then the culprit should be given a one way ticket to Rudy's volcano.

Why? I saw some spinals in Iraq, dude - and I guarantee that fucking goldbricker could walk.

Dust up is one thing, but chucking coins at the keeper is pure shithouse behaviour.

Would love to see some of the yoof fancy their chances in the Bath Inn just now. What a boozer. Like the Simpsons episode with the Hells Angel’s. Went for a piss and there was a Wanderers fan from Little Lever, of course. 

 

3 hours ago, gonzo said:

That's Michelle Im sure of it, from over this way. Her fella Tony didnt make it in ground

It certainly looks like Michelle 😁. Was Swaz too pissed to get in? 

This headline and summary is a genuine disgrace. 

Everything will be over shadowed by the allegations but let's not forget they had a pen and Santos was sent off for nothing, ball blasted at him from 3 yards and an not sure  it even hit his arm that was by his side

13 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Just seen the goals. MJ didn't cover himself in glory with theirs (think its MJ).

Pitch may have helped with ours- the defender possibly slips and Baka reacts well.

Trash them at our place hopefully. 

MJ and his one touch brilliance created our goal, class! 

Game wise it wasn’t one of our better ones

However playing with 10 men we continued to dig deep and young Trafford was superb no doubt the new lad will get an earful for fucking around before their goal 

10 hours ago, Leyther_Matt said:

If you threw a coin then you’re a bottle less cunt. If you’re a bottle throwing then you’re a bottle throwing even slightly less of a cunt. However if you own a taxi who offers favourable rates between the biker pub near Morecambe station and Leigh then you’re a hero. 

fuck me how much was that 

From 

one backwater to Another 

12 hours ago, Rudy said:

Fair play to the Ref with how he dealt with it. 
IE was throwing bananas 

Sickening

9 minutes ago, little whitt said:

fuck me how much was that 

From 

one backwater to Another 

Mate came and picked us up. What a hero. 

11 hours ago, paulhanley said:

Reading those comments ... they're desperately after igniting a rivalry. Morecambe FC - welcome to the club that includes Blackpool, Wigan, Tranmere and formerly Bury. You can probably even lob in Oldham and Stockport. 

There'll be simmering resentment now for decades in the seaside town they forgot to close down. A cheer at half time when we are losing in a future Championship or Prem game while Morecambe are drawing 0-0 at home to Crawley. Or possibly Kettering/Bromley/Dover once they are truly back to their level. 

Oh well. Nothing new under the sun. 

Add Salford to that too

on ifollow 

all they where saying was this was a Record Crowd 

what a Record Crowd 

but all our empty seats or STs who have not come 😂

Edited February 6, 20224 yr by little whitt

yesterday they announced over the PA system that the players had been taken off due to racism from BOTH sets of fans.  I think it's a bit out of order to accuse our lads of that.

Just now, Breightmet Boy said:

yesterday they announced over the PA system that the players had been taken off due to racism from BOTH sets of fans.  I think it's a bit out of order to accuse our lads of that.

Did it not say behaviour?