February 5, 20224 yr yon mon, john hartson when i was younger- and he didnt have massive dent in his head
February 5, 20224 yr 12 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Have you ever been told you look like someone famous? Been told I look like Amy Schumer today and its proper fucked me off. Guessing it could be worse and they said Sonia off eastenders 😭 Mate in the Navy has been known as Sonia his whole time in the mob. His family don’t appreciate the clam shot on birthday cards
February 5, 20224 yr 47 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: Someone once told me I looked like an ugly David Wheater. Good god
February 5, 20224 yr If I don't shave for a few days I'm told that I look like Greengrass off Heartbeat.
February 5, 20224 yr I've had........ Phil Collins Dara O'Briain Jim Eoin Jason Statham Only 3 of those are true - I'll leeave you to guess which 3!
February 5, 20224 yr 13 hours ago, gonzo said: Eddie Cahill. Just googled him. Cheers mate 😍 Must have been someone else. Either that or my Grandma's eyes were knackered.
February 5, 20224 yr 4 minutes ago, Cheese said: Just googled him. Cheers mate 😍 Must have been someone else. Either that or my Grandma's eyes were knackered. Or she meant a dead body in one of the crime scenes?
February 6, 20224 yr Had a few since I lost my hair: Anton Ferdinand (thanks Zico) Charlie Runkle (also Zico) Pepe Reina Vin Diesel Stavros Flatley Little Whitt (was a pic of me with an American lad who’s 6’8/9) When I’m hungover - Darth Vader when he’s dying and takes his helmet off Normally depends on my weight at the time, but inevitably they’re chubby baldies and/or folk with big nose or lips
February 6, 20224 yr 1 hour ago, jules_darby said: Had a few since I lost my hair: Anton Ferdinand (thanks Zico) Charlie Runkle (also Zico) Pepe Reina Vin Diesel Stavros Flatley Little Whitt (was a pic of me with an American lad who’s 6’8/9) When I’m hungover - Darth Vader when he’s dying and takes his helmet off Normally depends on my weight at the time, but inevitably they’re chubby baldies and/or folk with big nose or lips Sorry as I may have been one of the little Whitt speculators
February 6, 20224 yr 1 hour ago, tomski said: Sorry as I may have been one of the little Whitt speculators Ha yeah you defo were 😀
February 6, 20224 yr 2 hours ago, Nowack said: Best - Gerard Butler Worst - Beaker from the Muppets. A girl I knew (perky) got moist over him...I accidentally watched some Filum he was in - he's obviously a nine bob note. Another girl (massive) used to lust after Ricky Martin, I used to tell her she was barking up the wrong tree - she wouldn't have it. We'd long been split up (me and this girl, not Martin) when he admitted he liked widgies, I'd have rung her to rub her nose in it - but I'd deleted her.
February 6, 20224 yr 26 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: A girl I knew (perky) got moist over him...I accidentally watched some Filum he was in - he's obviously a nine bob note. Another girl (massive) used to lust after Ricky Martin, I used to tell her she was barking up the wrong tree - she wouldn't have it. We'd long been split up (me and this girl, not Martin) when he admitted he liked widgies, I'd have rung her to rub her nose in it - but I'd deleted her. “Hi Youri, long time no spea….. ”yeah nevermind all that, told you Richard was a bummer”
February 6, 20224 yr 23 minutes ago, Rudy said: “Hi Youri, long time no spea….. ”yeah nevermind all that, told you Richard was a bummer” I took a kitbag to a festival - for us and some for a mate who'd gone on the Friday. As we were going in the stage area I noticed they were frisking all the blokes. It was quite a substantial and varied kitbag - but she had substantial busters, so I told her to stick it in her bra. She must've shit out and dropped it, I met my mate at our prearranged meeting time - dance tent Faithless set, "give us that stuff..." "I gave it to you..." She fucking didn't - half was for my mate and she'd ditched it, meanwhile 'Insomnia' was playing and everyone was bouncing about apart from me and this girl who were having a blazing row over the loss/ditching... I'd ring her to rub her nose in it over Martin then express how disappointed I was she'd bottled it and ruined the weekend for at least four people. Some charitable scousers, hearing my tale of woe, contributed wares to me for free. Just about managed to have a good time to Underworld - last act on the Sunday. She's with an occasional poster on here now, if you're lurking, tell her she's a bottle job and she owes me £360 - and Ricky Martin is a pansy like I said all along. Edited February 6, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie
February 6, 20224 yr 23 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I took a kitbag to a festival - for us and some for a mate who'd gone on the Friday. As we were going in the stage area I noticed they were frisking all the blokes. It was quite a substantial and varied kitbag - but she had substantial busters, so I told her to stick it in her bra. She must've shit out and dropped it, I met my mate at our prearranged meeting time - dance tent Faithless set, "give us that stuff..." "I gave it to you..." She fucking didn't - half was for my mate and she'd ditched it, meanwhile 'Insomnia' was playing and everyone was bouncing about apart from me and this girl who were having a blazing row over the loss/ditching... I'd ring her to rub her nose in it over Martin then express how disappointed I was she'd bottled it and ruined the weekend for at least four people. Some charitable scousers, hearing my tale of woe, contributed wares to me for free. Just about managed to have a good time to Underworld - last act on the Sunday. She's with an occasional poster on here now, if you're lurking, tell her she's a bottle job and she owes me £360 - and Ricky Martin is a pansy like I said all along. For future reference kinder surprise container that the toy comes in up her flute
February 6, 20224 yr 10 minutes ago, Rudy said: For future reference kinder surprise container that the toy comes in up her flute I've long been gone from that chicken. I knew she'd ruin it at that festival from her disapproving looks when on the walk from the coach I sat on a grass verge and sampled some stuff - under a towel mind. She crumbled every time I donned the towel - I should've known she was hatching a plan to spoil my fun somehow. I'd never go to a festival now - shitting in a big bucket - nah. Edited February 6, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie
February 6, 20224 yr Author 13 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I've long been gone from that chicken. I knew she'd ruin it at that festival from her disapproving looks when on the walk from the coach I sat on a grass verge and sampled some stuff - under a towel mind. She crumbled every time I donned the towel - I should've known she was hatching a plan to spoil my fun somehow. I'd never go to a festival now - shitting in a big bucket - nah. Glamping. You get a private bucket to shit in.
February 6, 20224 yr I used to play drums and hated it when the band told me looked the spitting image of Derek Longmuir Bastards
February 6, 20224 yr On 04/02/2022 at 23:59, Youri McAnespie said: Tom Hardy. Brad Pitt. Sean Pertwee circa 'Blue Juice'. Reckon it's more Eamonn Holmes and that's the reason for your vendetta against the great man.
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