We've had some serious dogshit down the years...

Donaldson.

Dean Moxey.

Lardel.

Sordell pound for pound was cat crap.

Anymore?

Blessing Kaku

I'll excuse most of our PL and L1/L2 signings 

But the gravy train that rolled into town when we fell out and tried to get back in the PL had some right shite over paid passengers on it 

Mears 
Mills 
NGog
Andrews 
Sordell 
Beckford 
Moxey 
Amos 

The Turkish Messi - that game at Wycombe.....!

Josh McGennis can fuck off as well. 

I always hated Nigel Reo Coker

Wilhemson

Mikel Alonso

Petrov

3500000 million pounds per year

In division bastard 2

Wayne Entwistle

Gary Henshaw

Mike Doyle

Robert Fleck

Dave Clement

Len Cantello

 

25 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Daniel Braaten. What did our scouts see!

His YouTube highlights reel

Stig Tofting

1 hour ago, TrickyTrotter said:

Gerald Cid

Allardyce's parting gift.

Mark Patterson

Keith (Keet) fucking Andrews all day long. We have had some shite but this cunting cunt takes the absolute biscuit. Then has the neck to say how much of a mistake it was to sign for 30k a week.

volcano!!!!!!!

If we are talking pound for pound then it has to be Johan Elmander, the thinking man’s Ian Moores..  Bought for £8 million+ left on a free 3 years later, dry-bummed us all.

15 minutes ago, Barnstoneworth White said:

If we are talking pound for pound then it has to be Johan Elmander, the thinking man’s Ian Moores..  Bought for £8 million+ left on a free 3 years later, dry-bummed us all.

£800k per goal

29 minutes ago, Barnstoneworth White said:

If we are talking pound for pound then it has to be Johan Elmander, the thinking man’s Ian Moores..  Bought for £8 million+ left on a free 3 years later, dry-bummed us all.

Megson signed him on the back of some DVDs sent to him by an agent.

Can we chuck managers into the mix as well?

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Peter Beardsley - what a waste of money, at least Dick Turpin wore a mask. Rinsed us.

He was distracted by the Albanians next door, constantly fucking about in the attic.

35 minutes ago, Barnstoneworth White said:

If we are talking pound for pound then it has to be Johan Elmander, the thinking man’s Ian Moores..  Bought for £8 million+ left on a free 3 years later, dry-bummed us all.

Played in the wrong position. Could have been a Balon D’or winner otherwise.

38 minutes ago, Barnstoneworth White said:

If we are talking pound for pound then it has to be Johan Elmander, the thinking man’s Ian Moores..  Bought for £8 million+ left on a free 3 years later, dry-bummed us all.

Beat me to it. Not only is it the monetary aspect of it which gives it greater kudos, but the fact he was everything a Bolton player shouldn’t be; heartless, dispassionate, weak and just no connection or understanding of what BWFC was all about

49 minutes ago, desperado said:

Beat me to it. Not only is it the monetary aspect of it which gives it greater kudos, but the fact he was everything a Bolton player shouldn’t be; heartless, dispassionate, weak and just no connection or understanding of what BWFC was all about

You could almost be talking about Len Cantello there.  Now he was one big disappointment.  Again, big money paid, nothing to show for it on the pitch and buggers off for nowt 3 years down the line.

4 minutes ago, Barnstoneworth White said:

You could almost be talking about Len Cantello there.  Now he was one big disappointment.  Again, big money paid, nothing to show for it on the pitch and buggers off for nowt 3 years down the line.

Wasn't his fee a record for the club for over 10 yrs?  

2 hours ago, TrickyTrotter said:

Wilhemson

Mikel Alonso

Any mention of him needs the picture of his missus on the stairs.

Who was him on loan favvered a pussyklaat Mike Tyson?

Ngog was seriously shite, Johan 'thumbs up' Elmander was shite for the money - didn't it cost £300k per goal or more, where is he now, so anonymous I can't even remember where he went on a free, Hamburg?

 

Edited February 9, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Any mention of him needs the picture of his missus on the stairs.

Who was him on loan favvered a pussyklaat Mike Tyson?

Ngog was seriously shite, Johan 'thumbs up' Elmander was shite for the

 

First one that comes to mind for me as a kid in the early 80's was the original Zico aka Graham Bell, he was hopeless, ginger hair as well. At least back then he wasn't on mega money 

21 minutes ago, HR said:

Wasn't his fee a record for the club for over 10 yrs?  

It could have been longer, £350k we spent on him.  Then there was Neil McNab...

4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Any mention of him needs the picture of his missus on the stairs.

Who was him on loan favvered a pussyklaat Mike Tyson?

Ngog was seriously shite, Johan 'thumbs up' Elmander was shite for the

werent gretar steinsons wife "miss iceland" or summat too.. 

i know he got crocked after about 10 minutes but steve davies from tottenham or fulham or portsmouth..

 

1 minute ago, e2e4 said:

werent gretar steinsons wife "miss iceland" or summat too.. 

i know he got crocked after about 10 minutes but steve davies from tottenham or fulham or portsmouth..

 

Sean Davis