Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 I shagged a tall blonde girl in a carpark behind Silverwell Street, she had a very nice arse, and a playboy bunny tattoo on it. I went to the Excel Centre afterwards and paid to have a shower as I reeked of perfume and condoms. My girlfriend deserved it, she sucked someone off at a party when we'd been going out for a week, so when I cheated on her, frequently, I thought - well you started it, so it's your fault really. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Rudy said: A skateboarder from Loughborough, a white Rasta who wore waders @Not in Crawley @kent_white what kind of fuckin circles did you two roll in Like Grange Hill ffs 😂 It was the 90s maaaan. If Kent and I can contrive an odd way to get dumped, we almost certainly will. Quote
kent_white Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 18 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: KW and I have shared a lady (not at the same time, mind you) looking back, I don't think either of us treated her all that well. Did we? 😂 I genuinely have no recollection of this. Who was it? Initials will do! 😁 Quote
kent_white Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 hour ago, frank_spencer said: I mean who wouldn't find this hunk irresistible To be fair - you weren't 35 when this was taken! 😁 Quote
Not in Crawley Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, kent_white said: Did we? 😂 I genuinely have no recollection of this. Who was it? Initials will do! 😁 AP - Parrots in the living room, like a surf board, nice eyes, decent mum, scabies Quote
kent_white Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, Not in Crawley said: AP - Parrots in the living room, like a surf board, nice eyes, decent mum, scabies 😂😂😂😂 Fucking hell I'd forgotten about that. I used to think she looked like Blondie for about a month and then I got bored of her miserable face! Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 Had a unhealthy obsession with a lad a year older than me called Sam. He had curtains and highlights and was captain of the cricket team. See him occasionally now and he has gotten better with age. Bastard. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said: AP - Parrots in the living room, like a surf board, nice eyes, decent mum, scabies One question.... Scabies?! Quote
Not in Crawley Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, kent_white said: 😂😂😂😂 Fucking hell I'd forgotten about that. I used to think she looked like Blondie for about a month and then I got bored of her miserable face! She was very pretty, just a bit boring. Took her to my love pad in Leeds and made lasagne. Quote
kent_white Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, bolton_blondie said: One question.... Scabies?! Yeah it was a year when everyone in Bolton was shagging everybody else and someone caught scabies and then it spread like wildfire amongst the horny youth! Quote
kent_white Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said: She was very pretty, just a bit boring. Took her to my love pad in Leeds and made lasagne. My mate used to have an Italian girlfriend and his pet name for her was Lasagne! 😂😂😂 Quote
Not in Crawley Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, kent_white said: Yeah it was a year when everyone in Bolton was shagging everybody else and someone caught scabies and then it spread like wildfire amongst the horny youth! The scabies year still sticks in my mind for some reason. The shagging pool had got way too small at that point. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, kent_white said: Yeah it was a year when everyone in Bolton was shagging everybody else and someone caught scabies and then it spread like wildfire amongst the horny youth! I know have a mental image of some pre-apocalyptic scene where thousands of folk are just shagging themselves senseless as the nukes approach. Quote
kent_white Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said: I know have a mental image of some pre-apocalyptic scene where thousands of folk are just shagging themselves senseless as the nukes approach. Sounds like summer 2022! 😂 Quote
Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Author Posted February 10, 2022 7 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: AP - Parrots in the living room, like a surf board, nice eyes, decent mum, scabies Have you spoke to Netflix with this ? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 A mate caught scabies off some scrubber at Edge Hill, perhaps he brought the affliction back to Bolton? Like that moustachioed air steward did with AIDs (except he took AIDs to San Francisco not Bolton). Quote
kent_white Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: A mate caught scabies off some scrubber at Edge Hill, perhaps he brought the affliction back to Bolton? Like that moustachioed air steward did with AIDs (except he took AIDs to San Francisco not Bolton). Circa what year Your? 😁 Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, kent_white said: Sounds like summer 2022! 😂 Wehey! Nearly suggested it, but knew someone would. Spider's convinced Putin's going in. Get shaggin' everyone! Quote
Zico Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Rudy said: At school I worked up the courage to see if this lass who I had obsessed over would get off with me at the cinema at the weekend. She said “I only go out with older lads” Anyways today, I seen her and her fella. He was wearing Crocs. In public. Rudy 1 Slag 0 she'd rather be with someone who wears crocs in public, than you Rudy (o.g.) Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, kent_white said: Circa what year Your? 😁 1998-ish - it was the year I told my parents to stick their key up their arses and left never to return, they objected to me nobbing a girl there, total hypocrisy as I found a load of old poloroids with shagging (Americans not them) including a few with dogs involved in proceedings discovered when turning over their bedroom for weed money. It was good and liberating having my own pad at 20. Edited February 10, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Spider Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 This 1997/98 girl Was she a regular in Pink Panther and similar nightspots? Asking out of nothing more than idle curiosity and a suddenly itchy crotch. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Spider said: This 1997/98 girl Was she a regular in Pink Panther and similar nightspots? Asking out of nothing more than idle curiosity and a suddenly itchy crotch. Did she do a strange tickle type thing on one's knee, favvered Morticia Addams? Quote
Spider Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Did she do a strange tickle type thing on one's knee, favvered Morticia Addams? Ok, we’re getting closer now. I was going to leave the goth-Ish descriptions for later Quote
Spider Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 @Not in Crawley @kent_white can we have this fine lady’s first initial please? Quote
Not in Crawley Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: I know have a mental image of some pre-apocalyptic scene where thousands of folk are just shagging themselves senseless as the nukes approach. It wasn't far off. All i'm saying is was probably time to get out of dodge. Edited February 10, 2022 by Not in Crawley Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.