Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Author Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, little whitt said: only joking love ive seen pic's of you in my book you make a 9 Picked up the lingo in GERMANY Quote
stevieb Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Rudy said: She gambled now she goes around with a fella who displays clear and obvious signs that he has a chode Rudy 2 Slag & Crocs 0 Did she have slag wellies on? Speaking of which the Mrs has come home with some primarni slag wellies 'for when we go camping'... Camping with the family is next in July and she's not had em off her feet today WFH. If she leaves the house with them on she's getting volcanoed Edited February 10, 2022 by stevieb Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, stevieb said: Did she have slag wellies on? Speaking of which the Mrs has come home with some primarni slag wellies 'for when we go camping'... Camping with the family is next in July and she's not had em off her feet today WFH. If she leaves the house with them on she's getting volcanoed Whats worse? Slag wellies, crocs or sketchers? Awful footwear. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Nice isn’t going to get your balloon knot tickled. Don’t let em break you Youri ✊🏾 I don’t go in for rimming, it disgusts me when they do it in porn. It's almost as bad as when a tranny starts bumming a bloke. That is outrageous. There's one tranny name of Mia Isabella, been bummed by Kapernick and Tyga, she has a massive nob, I've been told, it should be law any trannies must be bummed by blokes with bigger cocks - it's just not right the other way round. Quote
stevieb Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Whats worse? Slag wellies, crocs or sketchers? Awful footwear. All of em. But crocs take it by a mile. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, stevieb said: All of em. But crocs take it by a mile. Crocs remind me of obese americans riding mobility scooters wearing a moomoo in Disney world. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 6 minutes ago, stevieb said: Did she have slag wellies on? Speaking of which the Mrs has come home with some primarni slag wellies 'for when we go camping'... Camping with the family is next in July and she's not had em off her feet today WFH. If she leaves the house with them on she's getting volcanoed I've noticed a worrying trend of slags going to the corner shop in pyjamas, dressing gowns and slippers. Lads in their late twenties in socks and sliders, the scruffy cunts. Quote
little whitt Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Whats worse? Slag wellies, crocs or sketchers? Awful footwear. hang the fuck on i love my Sketchers have 6 pair 2 for work Comphy as fuck Quote
MickyD Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, little whitt said: only joking love ive seen pic's of you in my book you make a 9 Hey, @bolton_blondie, my first question would be to ask LW what he’s scoring out of. If it’s marks out of 10, that’s good. If out of 100, maybe not so good. Quote
little whitt Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 9 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I don’t go in for rimming, it disgusts me when they do it in porn. It's almost as bad as when a tranny starts bumming a bloke. That is outrageous. There's one tranny name of Mia Isabella, been bummed by Kapernick and Tyga, she has a massive nob, I've been told, it should be law any trannies must be bummed by blokes with bigger cocks - it's just not right the other way round. i love RIMMING good 69 with my tongue up her BUM HOLE maybe the finger too Quote
Burndens Bogs Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I've noticed a worrying trend of slags going to the corner shop in pyjamas, dressing gowns and slippers. Aye, usually with a head full of rollers to show that they are going ‘out out’ later. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, MickyD said: Hey, @bolton_blondie, my first question would be to ask LW what he’s scoring out of. If it’s marks out of 10, that’s good. If out of 100, maybe not so good. Deffo out of 100. Quote
stevieb Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Deffo out of 100. Nah. He can't count that high. Quote
Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Author Posted February 10, 2022 10 minutes ago, little whitt said: i love RIMMING good 69 with my tongue up her BUM HOLE maybe the finger too 😂😂😂😂 Quote
Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Author Posted February 10, 2022 30 minutes ago, stevieb said: Did she have slag wellies on? Speaking of which the Mrs has come home with some primarni slag wellies 'for when we go camping'... Camping with the family is next in July and she's not had em off her feet today WFH. If she leaves the house with them on she's getting volcanoed Why the fuckin hell would she think they’d be great for camping? Do they burn well or something? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 (edited) 21 minutes ago, little whitt said: i love RIMMING good 69 with my tongue up her BUM HOLE maybe the finger too Even the best looking birds shitters stink - they have bizarre toilet habits, sometimes they go for a shit and are done in about two minutes - you can't be done in that time. My mam (cremated) wouldn't have a shit for weeks. 20 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: Aye, usually with a head full of rollers to show that they are going ‘out out’ later. They fucking aren't in my manor, unless you count going for a kebab takeout. What kind of cunt wears those sliders and socks*, I had to be the better man earlier. He had sliders/socks on and rings on his fingers and he had shaved his legs. I think he was also a dope-shooter. *Rishi Sunday - a coke addict who got his arse handed to him by two spotty schoolboys. Edited February 10, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote
stevieb Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 14 minutes ago, Rudy said: Why the fuckin hell would she think they’d be great for camping? Do they burn well or something? I fucking hope so. Always the worst part of camping when you've ran out of wood. She's started working in manc city centre recently and so comes home with bags of shit every day. It's doing my head in. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, stevieb said: I fucking hope so. Always the worst part of camping when you've ran out of wood. She's started working in manc city centre recently and so comes home with bags of shit every day. It's doing my head in. Hell on earth Manchester primark. Infact any fucking primark. Quote
stevieb Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Hell on earth Manchester primark. Infact any fucking primark. When we lived in the city centre and she was on maternity with our first she basically spent her days in next and primarni... Quote
kent_white Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 hour ago, little whitt said: what year was this ??? About the year Youri's mate came back from Edge Hill. Honest to God - the rumour was it was picked up by someone from Liverpool Uni. Surely not????? 😂😂😂 Quote
kent_white Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 22 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Even the best looking birds shitters stink You say that like it's a bad thing! 😂 Quote
tomski Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 I’ve never been blown out or off for that matter. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 I refused to go on a date with someone when i was 16 all because I didn't like his car. Snobby bitch I am/was. Quote
freds dad Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, bolton_blondie said: I refused to go on a date with someone when i was 16 all because I didn't like his STOLEN car. Snobby bitch I am/was. Corrected by adding in the LL connection Quote
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