Getting blown out

[bolton_blondie]

1 minute ago, freds dad said:

Corrected by adding in the LL connection

Plus i told him i was 19. Don't think he'd have appteciated me rocking up in my school uniform and me having be home for 10pm 😂

[Spider]

4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Plus i told him i was 19. Don't think he'd have appteciated me rocking up in my school uniform and me having be home for 10pm 😂

I wouldn’t be so sure about that….

[Winchester White]

5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Plus i told him i was 19. Don't think he'd have appteciated me rocking up in my school uniform and me having be home for 10pm 😂

This is LL, he would have been expecting it

[Duck Egg]

When i was 18, i briefly went out with a 16 year old lass from Bury. My mum and dad were away on holiday so I tried to persuade her to stop over for the weekend. She said I'd have to be interviewed by her Social worker before she was allowed to spend a night away from the children's home she lived in.  I went off her after that.

[Underpants]

Went on a blind date to the cinema. Went watching Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes. Met up at Cineworld. Introduced ourselves and talked about the mutual friend that hooked us up. Then we sat in the dark for 2 hours then went home. That was that.

[Youri McAnespie]

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

I refused to go on a date with someone when i was 16 all because I didn't like his car. Snobby bitch I am/was.

Was he about 46?

There’s some horsey posh bint on a godawful Dave programme - she admitted at seventeen her late forties mate's dad was nobbing her, and once her mate walked in on them when she was getting bummed.

Now I'm no big city nonce (pulls on braces) but that sounds a lot like noncery. Mel sommat or other presents it - she found it highly amusing.

[Traf]

2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Plus i told him i was 19. Don't think he'd have appteciated me rocking up in my school uniform and me having be home for 10pm 😂

Surely your cousin knew how old you were.

[little whitt]

9 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

I refused to go on a date with someone when i was 16 all because I didn't like his car. Snobby bitch I am/was.

i went out with a bird cause she just brought a brand new car 

and i wanted to drive it 89 Nissan Micra 

[Rudy]

1 hour ago, little whitt said:

i went out with a bird cause she just brought a brand new car 

and i wanted to drive it 89 Nissan Micra 

Was she the same bird who was amazed by brake lights?

[Dimron]

I started going out with a lass so I could borrow her car to get to work

[bolton_blondie]

8 hours ago, Traf said:

Surely your cousin knew how old you were.

Never gets old these jokes 🙃

[MickyD]

38 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Was she the same bird who was amazed by brake lights?

Er, BREAK lights if you don’t mind. This is Wanderersways, not Countdown!

[little whitt]

3 hours ago, Rudy said:

Was she the same bird who was amazed by brake lights?

no LOL 

that one is a Midwife now 

[Rudy]

29 minutes ago, little whitt said:

no LOL 

that one is a Midwife now 

Jesus. Bet she’s dropped some babies 😂

[tomski]

16 hours ago, Duck Egg said:

When i was 18, i briefly went out with a 16 year old lass from Bury. My mum and dad were away on holiday so I tried to persuade her to stop over for the weekend. She said I'd have to be interviewed by her Social worker before she was allowed to spend a night away from the children's home she lived in.  I went off her after that.

How did the interview go?

[Duck Egg]

21 minutes ago, tomski said:

How did the interview go?

🙂 the very suggestion of a social worker dampened my ardour somewhat! 

[MickyD]

Just now, Duck Egg said:

🙂 the very suggestion of a social worker dampened my ardour somewhat! 

She obviously wasn’t all that spectacular then.

[Duck Egg]

Just now, MickyD said:

She obviously wasn’t all that spectacular then.

She wasn't. I was 18.  She had a pulse.

[MickyD]

2 minutes ago, Duck Egg said:

She wasn't. I was 18.  She had a pulse.

Good point, well made.