Traf Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Rudy said: At school I worked up the courage to see if this lass who I had obsessed over would get off with me at the cinema at the weekend. She said “I only go out with older lads” Anyways today, I seen her and her fella. He was wearing Crocs. In public. Rudy 1 Slag 0 Played the long game there. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Spider said: Ok, we’re getting closer now. I was going to leave the goth-Ish descriptions for later Panthers was when we'd be pissing off home just as it was getting busy - underage drinking, we'd smuggle cans in to eke out our funds. If it's the same girl she was game for a laugh. I think she's god squad now, after ditching a habit. Edited February 10, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote
kent_white Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 18 minutes ago, Spider said: This 1997/98 girl Was she a regular in Pink Panther and similar nightspots? Asking out of nothing more than idle curiosity and a suddenly itchy crotch. More of a Hawthorns girl! 😁 Quote
Cheese Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 14 minutes ago, Spider said: @Not in Crawley @kent_white can we have this fine lady’s first initial please? NiC has already said her initials are "AP". Pay attention you div. Quote
Marc505 Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 hours ago, gonzo said: On Wednesday a fire engine appeared next to a job I was working on. They were investigating an alarm at a hotel. As one of the firemen walked past me I said "let me know if you need any water mate" in the finest dad joke fashion. He looked at me sqaurely, said nothing, didnt even flinch a face muscle and walked off. Fireman 1 Gonch 0 Eee this hasn't half made me chuckle. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 48 minutes ago, kent_white said: Yeah it was a year when everyone in Bolton was shagging everybody else and someone caught scabies and then it spread like wildfire amongst the horny youth! Dirty buggers 😁 Quote
Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Author Posted February 10, 2022 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Zico said: she'd rather be with someone who wears crocs in public, than you Rudy (o.g.) She gambled now she goes around with a fella who displays clear and obvious signs that he has a chode Rudy 2 Slag & Crocs 0 Edited February 10, 2022 by Rudy Quote
MickyD Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: She gambled now she goes around with a fella who displays clear and obvious signs that he has a chose. Rudy 2 Slag & Crocs 0 A chose? Go on… Quote
Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Author Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, MickyD said: A chose? Go on… Damn you Michael with your fast replies. Edited now. Quote
MickyD Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: She gambled now she goes around with a fella who displays clear and obvious signs that he has a chode Rudy 2 Slag & Crocs 0 A chode ? Go on… Edited February 10, 2022 by MickyD Auto spell bollocks! Quote
MickyD Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, Rudy said: Every day’s a school day. Quote
Spider Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 58 minutes ago, Cheese said: NiC has already said her initials are "AP". Pay attention you div. Oh eck Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 47 minutes ago, MickyD said: Every day’s a school day. Aye. A chod on the other hand is something different, but related nonetheless. Quote
NeilhartCEO Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 54 minutes ago, Rudy said: She gambled now she goes around with a fella who displays clear and obvious signs that he has a chode Rudy 2 Slag & Crocs 0 Does he drive a mini though rudy 2 slag and crocs 1 Quote
Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Author Posted February 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, NeilhartCEO said: Does he drive a mini though rudy 2 slag and crocs 1 No his crocs would get stuck under the pedals Quote
little whitt Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: I was a fuck ugly teenager. Still a fuck ugly adult (thank christ for make up) This thread is bringing back bad bad memories. BEAUTY is only a Light Switch Away Quote
little whitt Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 hour ago, kent_white said: Yeah it was a year when everyone in Bolton was shagging everybody else and someone caught scabies and then it spread like wildfire amongst the horny youth! what year was this ??? Quote
little whitt Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Spider said: @Not in Crawley @kent_white can we have this fine lady’s first initial please? What we playing hear GUESS Who THE SLAG Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 7 minutes ago, little whitt said: BEAUTY is only a Light Switch Away Cheers tatoo 👍 Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, little whitt said: BEAUTY is only a Light Switch Away I've always been of the opinion 'mantlepiece poking fire' is bollocks, I am a very shallow man. My sister (tiny) urges me to go out with girls with nice personalities, I prefer fit drug addicted nutcases. Quote
MickyD Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, little whitt said: What we playing hear GUESS Who THE SLAG You know that one of the two posters married her, don’t you? Quote
Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Author Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: I've always been of the opinion 'mantlepiece poking fire' is bollocks, I am a very shallow man. My sister (tiny) urges me to go out with girls with nice personalities, I prefer fit drug addicted nutcases. Nice isn’t going to get your balloon knot tickled. Don’t let em break you Youri ✊🏾 Quote
little whitt Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Cheers tatoo 👍 only joking love ive seen pic's of you in my book you make a 9 Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, little whitt said: only joking love ive seen pic's of you in my book you make a 69 Quote
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