seasoned Traveller

One of them walk on birds, with dark hair and big bangers always blows a kiss at me and winks. Slag!!!

Hibberts in Westhoughton was rammed yesterday, best butchers bar none.

Brian Kidd, dogshit. Asa Hartford Peter Barnes All past the sell by date

Allan Johnston, good call that man.

Warhurst, class.

Can I be blunt... IS IT FUCK.

I"ll do till lunch........

I started watching England v Ireland, shat. I even turned over to England Rugby Union. It's pointless, pointless I tell thee.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Are we with me on this one brother?

Now I like my Rugby League, but Ic ant see the point in this tournament what so ever. Aussie v Kiwi final, same as always. Any arguments for.........

Try having a camera up your arse without sedation.........

Some young whippersnapper came to our door the other night, 'I'm not selling anything' he says, then types to ask about by internet usage. Can't remember what answer I gave, but he said high five, and held his hand up expecting me to slap it, I said I' m 42 son and got the tea to make, try next door she has a five year old. The daft Cunt.

To be fair, we were in the Prem when Megson had us, easier to sign a better quality player. Anyhow, I stayed in and watched the Great Escape.

Dickheads like that shouldn't even play the game.

I went into Bolton on Sunday, quick visit thank god. Why is there a YMCA shop in prime location????? Gone to the dogs.....

I've done a week not supping, but that's only because I'm a tight cunt.(Wankers)

The Sourh African eye gouging cunt. Savage Cricket, White Whiz Boxing, let me tell you Eubanks was a class above when I met him, different persona than he portrays, any how Ricky Burns, for getting twated, earning a draw and losing me money. tennis, Murray's Mum, please do fuck off bitch.

Well you and Crampo must be related somewhere.

Stupid that, bloody stupid. Young and daft then...... At least we went back and had a drink with em, they said we were fucking mad...ah well.

Beltin that, beltin....

JCL's.

Liverpool FA Cup 1992, I were playing cricket in Sarf Africa.

Also on in Westhoughton CC,. Anyhow 3 San Miguel on draft, now a bottle of Savignon Blanc

Big Al's Icy Van dinner at George Toms. 2 Marathon 1 Mars Pack of Space Raiders Can of Coke. Staple diet

A nice piece of Hattie Jaques, with blood oozing out and home made peppercorn sauce.