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Cheers Bolty, 30 odd years I've been wanting to know that. Every days a school day

I've also had one of the finest Chinese meals I've ever eaten in Candolim. You can get whatever you want really

and wanking as well, I'm not having it that you, of all people, don't have time for a tommy-tank

Bloody Hell - over 100 Rupees to the £1 now There were only about 70 when I was last there 2 years ago - it really will be as cheap as fcukery now

I remember seeing that on the news, quite interesting how they got it on there: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/92891.stm

I find anal bleaching stings a bit, but then again I don't supopse you're supposed to do it yourself with a bottle of domestos

Are you booking in for a "facial" ?

Ders more to Oireland dan dis

are people actually going to go to the unveiling?

They're like credit card..............chip & pan technology

I bet you're going to go to a car boot sale....you look the type

Does it have to be whole spuds, or will they take a fistful of chips or a dollop of mash in some places?

There probably is, and you're probably the wrong side of it. Still, you is down wiv da kids innit, so it's alright

Why are there so many bus-stops on that little stretch of road? - I can see 4 of themin a stretch of no more than 100 yards Also......as an aside, something I've always wondered about buses and trucks......look at the front wheels and then at the back ones. Why do the inside of the front wheels come "out" and the inside of the rear wheels go "in" - why's that then, why?

Elephants Fuck Aardvarks

Hoping for El Hadj Diouf?

No swallowing with water. As a concession, you can spread it over a mini cheddar

I would for £1000, anybody willing to go lower?

Who would eat it?

I'll be there you big gay bear

I hope you would save your top-hat, we wouldn't want that perishing in the flames

Carlos, we'll still be up for cuddles after Tranmere Garrp, you know you're always welcome, but I've already told you there will be no more funny business until you return the 12 pairs of y-fronts that you stole out of my laundry bin

This made me laugh a lot

Sleep during the day. HTH

True, where as now at least he's sat in her caravan