jules_darby Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I can't stand it when folk go on and on and on about getting their "fix" from this type of place. Ooh I just couldn't function if I didn't have my daily mocha choca latte de-icer with jizzfoam and a slice of organic grape, orange and pineapple cake. And it doesn't make you look intellectual, European, even worse - American, upper middle class or whatever else. Bollocks - it's a fooking brew and you won't die without it you ponces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Over to you Carlos. I think he's calling you a puff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted December 15, 2005 Site Supporter Share Posted December 15, 2005 "jizzfoam" just spat standard nescafe all over me monitor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted December 15, 2005 Site Supporter Share Posted December 15, 2005 oh since when has any coffee been worth 3 bastard quid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 oh since when has any coffee been worth 3 bastard quid! when its served by the grumpiest ' assistant' in the world....ever... their all miserable in coffee shops. Nescafe Gold Blend with a sweetener and a drop of semi skimmed milk will do for me. Im not posh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted December 15, 2005 Moderators Share Posted December 15, 2005 When you are feeling like death warmed up in a third world country, a Starbucks Venti Latte is like the elixir of life. Heathens [-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 the elixir of life tastes like bleach and salt, dont pay ??3 for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest squidgy66 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Coffee shops are gay FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 When you are feeling like death warmed up in a third world country, a Starbucks Venti Latte is like the elixir of life. Heathens [-( Manchester Airport? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 When you are feeling like death warmed up in a third world country, a Starbucks Venti Latte is like the elixir of life. Heathens [-( Starbucks in Istanbul - the morning after the night before. Twas good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 You are in TURKEY. It's world renowned for proper coffee served in proper Turkish cups having been ground in proper Turkish grinders etc etc. So you can either pay Starbucks some vast amount of money for a cup that tastes the same whether you're in Istanbul or Droitwich or you can pay a local merchant an amount of coinage insignificant to you but probably highly valuable to him for the authentic local coffee drinking experience. FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Starbucks Eggnog Latt??!!!!! its the future!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Starbucks Eggnog Latt??!!!!! its the future!!! WTF! Insert vomit smiley here --------> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Starbucks Eggnog Latt??!!!!! its the future!!! WTF! Insert vomit smiley here --------> i thought that before i tried it!! but it's well nice!! i'm hooked now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Coffee shops are gay FACT but possibly a good place to pick up some totty???? , whad'ya reckon lads??? Aaahh,sod it, stick to nightclubs, more choice cos theyre dark places and we all look fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted December 15, 2005 Site Supporter Share Posted December 15, 2005 Starbucks Eggnog Latt??!!!!! its the future!!! WTF! Insert vomit smiley here --------> i thought that before i tried it!! but it's well nice!! i'm hooked now!! so you fell into the trap! like my missus when she goes into argos and has to queue next to lots of little items when paying, then ends up buying 10 things she doesnt need... sucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Starbucks Eggnog Latt??!!!!! its the future!!! WTF! Insert vomit smiley here --------> i thought that before i tried it!! but it's well nice!! i'm hooked now!! so you fell into the trap! like my missus when she goes into argos and has to queue next to lots of little items when paying, then ends up buying 10 things she doesnt need... sucker! Nah me mate had one and got me to try it!!! just a shame you cant have eggnog all year round!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Eggnog Starbucks? Come on Frank, you might as well admit it now. You're a straight armed golfer aren't you? Please can the mods arrange a separate WW forum for the homos? I don't want the rest of us to catch bad AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc_sue Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 jizzfoam. haha, thats a pearler, just showered my screen with a nice cuppa cha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Nah me mate had one and got me to try it!!! just a shame you cant have eggnog all year round!!! surely a HOMO ALERT If one of my mates insisted that I take a slurp of creamy eggnog from his cup I would be very worried indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dutch_Bird Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I love walking into a coffee shop and asking for a coffee, and they ask "what do you mean?" #-o personally I like coffee flavored coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted December 15, 2005 Moderators Share Posted December 15, 2005 I love walking into a coffee shop and asking for a coffee, and they ask "what do you mean?" #-o personally I like coffee flavored coffee It's a good point, in Starbucks you have to ask for Americano, whatever the fcuk that is (apart from a Holly Johnson song)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 You are in TURKEY. It's world renowned for proper coffee served in proper Turkish cups having been ground in proper Turkish grinders etc etc. So you can either pay Starbucks some vast amount of money for a cup that tastes the same whether you're in Istanbul or Droitwich or you can pay a local merchant an amount of coinage insignificant to you but probably highly valuable to him for the authentic local coffee drinking experience. FACT Starbucks was full of fanny! FACT Local backstreet bars and kebab sellers got plenty of coinage from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 You are in TURKEY. It's world renowned for proper coffee served in proper Turkish cups having been ground in proper Turkish grinders etc etc. So you can either pay Starbucks some vast amount of money for a cup that tastes the same whether you're in Istanbul or Droitwich or you can pay a local merchant an amount of coinage insignificant to you but probably highly valuable to him for the authentic local coffee drinking experience. FACT Starbucks was full of fanny! FACT Local backstreet bars and kebab sellers got plenty of coinage from me. not the first night the kebab sellers didnt - you fucked off from the foyer of the Feronya for an hour only to come back with a cheese pastie. Mind you, it was 4 in t'morning - we all assumed you'd been mugged or summat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I get confused in places like that, our doris takes me in when we are in town. she asks me what I want, I want a brew, a cup of normal coffee in a big f??ck off chipped mug with 'worlds best darts player' or sommat, the likes you get in any decent greasy spoon. she then tells me various names of drink which leaves me with a blank look. So I ask her again to get me a brew. what do i get? half a cup of warm shitwater in an ikea pot that with a handle that wont take any of my fingers. f??cking w??nk subway is the same. I want a chicken butty with tomato and I want change from 30 bob. no shite on it, i dont want to choose from 6 different bread types that i have not heard of, a range of sauces that look like they have been squeezed out of a boil, served by some halfwit student and costs me a fortune. dawsons pies, the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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